Happyritas

Chapter 3

Minor recap: Hokage gave Kakashi permission to interrogate Yakunan.

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"Okay, Yakunan, first question: How old are you?" Kakashi asked. Ironically, that hole on the top of stone was made for a head! Yay! - Note: Sarcasm. Needless to say, my head was in the hole.

'12' I answered with my fingers.

"Okay, my first order: Do not retaliate to what Ibiki and Inoichi are about to do." He gave me a closed eye smile. My eyes widened. What are they about to do?! "Its okay, it wont hurt, maybe." My eyes widened even further.

"Don't scare the kid, Kakashi." 'Inoichi' scolded. He turned to me. "Its okay Yakunan, I won't hurt you, I'm just going to get information from you. It shouldn't hurt, most likely."

I fumbled with my notebook. 'And if it does?!'

"It's okay, it won't." He says reassuringly, but I am still hesitant.

"Are we sure we can't use the physical method?" Ibiki asked, probably still mad at my comment earlier.

"No, Ibiki," Kakashi replied. "She's just a kid, and who knows what she might do if we do use that method. You saw how she threw that paper ball. Imagine if she had a kunai, or something. We don't know what she us capable of just yet." Ibiki scowled but nodded anyway.

"Anyways," Inoichi interrupted. "I am going to begin." Inoichi made handsigns at lightning speed. "Psycho Mind Transmission!" He yelled. He placed a hand on my head as words started to form around me. My eyes widened as the world suddenly went black.
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I opened my eyes to the familiar surroundings of a person's brain.

Yakunan's brain looked the same as everyone else's, until I noticed the difference. For her age, her brain should be smaller than this, and probably not hold as much information for a child. This is confusing, but I shook away the thoughts and got to work.

I put my hands on her head, trying to take out the information. Instead of receiving memories, nothing happened. 'What?' I tried again, but once again nothing happened. Something must be wrong...

I forced large amounts of chakra into her mind, then suddenly a large wave of white chakra washed over her mind. 'Genjutsu... Block...?'

"Hello Inoichi," the chakra spoke, with the voice of a woman.

"Who are you and how do you know my name?" I asked, glaring at the chakra.

"My name... Is not relevant. As for who I am... That will be announced in due time." The chakra replied with vaguely, completely dodging the question. "For right now, all I want to do is ask a favor."

My eyes narrowed, Yakunan comes into our village-- completely unannounced --, could be a possible threat to us, and this thing IN HER MIND wants to ask a favor?!

"You are right, I am in no position to ask you humans for anything. But heed my warning, journeying through this child's past will be a harsh one, for she has faced many hardships. But, she is no threat to you or your people, if anything she wants safety from he-who-shall-not-be-named (A/N lol, not Voldemort XD). I would recommend putting her in the shinobi program. She will be very valuable ally. Oh, before I leave, I want to give you the memories of her language so that you may communicate easier. Yakunan knows the language, her brother and her made it." The chakra reached out to touch my head and suddenly information and hand signs of a language that Yakunan made, call Sign Language, flooded through my head. "That is all, I must leave now. Goodbye, Inoichi." The chakra swirled away into nothingness, but not before pushing me put of her mind.

My Psycho Mind Transmission was undid was I stepped back from Yakunan's head, which was steaming from my jutsu.

I put the memory back and returned my conscious to the real world. Stream surrounded her head as she was crying in why unconscious. 'Is she dreaming...? She must be having a nightmare!'

"Inoichi, what happened? What did you see?" Kakashi asked.

"I'll explain it all to you in a second, just wake up Yakunan!" I ordered. Kakashi nodded, and pulled Yakunan out of the stone. He lied her down on the couch and sat next to her.

"Yakunan, you need to get up. Yakunan?" Kakashi said gently, with no avail. "Yakunan! Get up!!" He yelled firmly causing Yakunan's eyes to shoot open. Before Kakashi had time to respond, she got up and took his arm, twisting it behind his back.

She panted for a few seconds, her wolf ears twitching and moving around after noticing that there was no threat she let go of Kakashi.

'Sorry,' she signed, rubbing the back of her neck. 'Are you okay?' She asked.

"She said, 'sorry, are you okay' Kakashi." I translated. Yakunan's eyes widened.

'How do you know how to use sign language?' She asked suspiciously.

"I went through you memories and I memorized all of the ones regarding your sign language so we can speak to you easier." She nodded.

"Why did you do that??" Kakashi whined, stretching his 'hurt' arm.

'Sorry, reflex.' She signed. I laughed and translated.

"Anyways," Ibiki interrupted. "What did you see, Inoichi?"

"Right, right. It's a little hard to explain." I told them everything from when the PMT wouldn't work, to the chakra lady, and how I learned Sign Language.

Kakashi and Ibiki sat there, confused and shocked. Yakunan looked at the ground, finding her shoes very interesting at the moment.

"Yakunan, why can we not view your memories?" Kakashi asked calmly. Yakunan did nothing, just stared at her feet. "Yakunan, you need to answer me." No reply. Kakashi sighed and got to his feet. "If we cannot get any information from you that way, then we will have to resort to the physical technique." Kakashi announced, nobody argued him. "Tomorrow we will use that way and get the information, unless Yakunan decides to tell us everything." Nobody said anything, it was so quiet you could hear a pin drop. "Inoichi, can you hand the report for Hokage-sama?" I nodded. "I'll be going home now, it's gotten pretty late. Let's go, Yakunan." He took Yakunan by the arm and left.

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TJust so you know:

-sama= Lord and stuff.

Happyritas: *Stares at Duckbutt*

Duckbutt: *Stares at Happyritas*

Happyritas: *Stares at Duckbutt*

Duckbutt: *Stares at Happyritas*

Happyritas: *Stares at Duckbutt*

Duckbutt: *Stares at Happyritas*

Happyritas: *Stares at Duckbutt*

Duckbutt: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!!

Happyritas: I GOT IT!!

Duckbutt: Got what?

Happyritas: Maybe the reason why your hair sticks up like that is because of the way you sleep. If you were to sleep on your side, would your hair look like a wing?

Duckbutt: *Looks at Happyritas like she's crazy* Hn.

Happyritas: *Gets an egg and sets it on Duckbutt's hair*

Duckbutt: *Shakes his head, to get egg off*

Happyritas: *Stares at broken egg* WHYY?!?! THAT WAS YOUR CHILDDD!!!! You killed your baby! ;-;

Duckbutt: *Stares at Happyritas* Hn.

Happyritas: I wonder if you can lay eggs...? *Gets a glint in her eyes*

Duckbutt: O.O Someone do the disclaimer so that I can leave!

Useless: Okay, Sasuke-kun~!

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