Happyritas

*-* Yakunan's POV *-*

I woke up in a white room. There was a constant beeping sound to the left of me was a tall machine that was constantly beeping. To the right sat a man with silver hair that lopped to the side and sticking up. He was reading a book, but I couldn't make out the word on the cover.

I looked at my arm, there was multiple needles in it connected to a line that went to a bag. I used my free, un-needled arm and forcefully removed the needles. My arm stung for a few seconds but then returned to normal, the holes already closing. I got up and swung my legs around the bed, got in a sitting position.

I was momentarily dizzy, but shook away the feeling. The man with silver hair looked up at me. Now I could see his face. He had a headband over his left eye that also had a metal plate on it, like the guards at the gate. His right -- and visible-- eye was widened. He also had a mask that went up to nose.

"Kid, I don't think you should be getting up yet..." He advised. I ignored him and went for the door. Shots of pain shot up my leg, as I walked, but I easily shook it off.

'Hey, don't overdo yourself, Yakunan.' Crimson said. 'You need time to heal, and walking around won't help anything.' I sighed. She was right, but I don't wanna stay bedridden for so long...

"Kid, you need to get back in bed and wait for the doctor." The silver haired man said. I sighed again and nodded turning around and sitting on the bed with my feet dangling off. "Good. Well lets begin with introductions and then we'll see the

Hokage, okay?" I nodded again. "I'm Kakashi Hatake, what's your?"

'I'm Yakunan,' I signed to him.

His eye widened in confusion. "What? Are those hand signs?" He asked. I mentally facepalmed, of course he doesn't know what Sign Language is. It was created between me and my brother only so that we could talk to each other. I needed another means of communication.

I used my hands to write the motion of a pencil. "Oh, you need a pencil?" He asked, making me nod. He rummaged in his ninja pouch and pulled out a pencil for me to use and a sheet of paper. I nodded, to thank him and wrote my name. My handwriting was very messy and almost unreadable.

"Okay Yakunan, where are you from?"

'A place a long ways from here.' I wrote. That was kind of true, my original birth place would probably take a month to get there. Not like you'd find anything good though or something you'd want to see...

"Okay..." Kakashi said awkwardly. "Your clothes are over on the chair.

Get changed and then we can go see the Hokage, since you look perfectly fine..." He mumbled the last part, but I heard it with abnormal hearing.

I inwardly sweatdropped. He probably thinks I'm crazy, which I'm not.

'Could've fooled me...' Crimson commented smugly.

Shut up. Crimson chuckled, but stayed silent. I changed into the clothes that were on the chair. It had a black short sleeved shirt with a long sleeved fishnet shirt under it, and loose, yet comfortable jeans and black ninja sandals. I was relieved to see that my red scarf was under it too.

Once I was changed, I walked out of the door, my limp from earlier was gone thanks to Pure and Crimson.The door brought a white, bright hallway with people scurrying up and down it. I rose a eyebrow. Where exactly are we...

I saw Kakashi on the chair reading his book, once he saw me he got up and started to walk down the hallway. Thinking away from my curious thoughts, I followed Kakashi to the opening of the building. He signed a few things and then grabbed my hand and led me out.

I tried to yank my hand back, but he had a strong grip. "Trust me, the place where we're going, you're going to want to hold my hand. With your small figure, your going to get squished or something..." He gave me a closed eye smile, which I returned with a half glare. Where are we going that he is going to need to hold my hand??

Kakashi yanked me forward and brought me to a street filled with people with carts, children, and other bystanders. It was loud too. My eyes widened. This is what he was talking about? As much as I don't wanna admit it, he was right, I could be killed in this crowd!

Kakashi turned to me and laughed. "This is just the beginning, once you get to the center, it's much worst." He was probably smirking under his mask.

He continued to drag me throughout the streets like a rag doll and laughed when he saw my unhappy face. Eventually, we got to the center and my eyes were widened and my jaw dropped.

When I thought that the beginning was busy, this was a mad house! There were people everywhere and venders ging up and down the street. Customers were coming in and out of the shops as children ran about playing with toys and being scolded by mothers. The stores had things I had never heard of. Had something called 'ramen' and another had something called 'dango'.

One store caught my eye, well nose in this case. The scent of multiple things I had never smelt filled the air, but one scent stood out: The scent of raw meat. I put my nose in the air and searched for the source of the juicy aurora. My pupils dilated at the scent if the food as I continued to look.

"Uh... Yakunan?" Kakashi said. "Are you--" FOUND IT! I chased after the sweet scent. "WAIT!!" Kakashi screamed behind me trying to catch up, with no avail. I ran, adding chakra to each step I took and in a matter of seconds, I was in front of a building called a BBQ Restaurant.

I ran in, stopping and looked around. There weren't may people there, but some just stared at me like I was crazy. Seconds after Kakashi ran in, weary-eyed and out of breath.

"Why... Did you... Run off... Like that...? He said between pants. I looked back at him and pointed to the food that someone had on their table. "You want food?" I nodded eagerly. "Okay, then let's make a deal." I looked at him causing him to continue. "I'll buy you as much food as you like, as long as you answer my any of my questions and do whatever I say while I am asking question. Don't worry, I wont ask anything too rash."

I thought about it for a second, giving away all of my secrets, or having as much meat that I could possibly want...

'Do it.' Crimson said causing me to be confused.

Why?

'This guy doesn't know how much you eat. Lets just say that, if you eat the store clean, knowing you, you would, then this guys will be in a lotta crap. Thus being even for trying to get information out of you.' I grinned mischieviously.

'I don't think that this is a good idea...' Pure said, but then Tainted came..'The again, the look on his face would be priceless...' Pure/Tainted finally nodded in approval making my grin even wider.

I looked at Kakashi and nodded happily. Kakashi gave me a closed-eye smile in return and directed us to a seat.

'Knock yourself out, Kiddo.' Crimson said laughing loudly.

The first round of meat came and once it was barely even cooked, I took it off and put it on my plate. "Be patient, its not done yet." Kakashi said. I looked at him and smiled, then stabbing each piece meat with lightning speed with a chopstick, then putting it in my mouth, tearing it off the stick and eating. The stick had splinters left on it from my teeth and was smoking slightly from the friction.

Kakashi's eye widened to the size if saucers. Looking back from the plate to me multiple times. Then he looked at his wallet. "Oh Kami..." He said to no one in particular and amine cried.
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"You've got yourself some big appetite, girly!" The store owner complimented. I smiled and patted my slightly round stomach.

I wanted to eat more, but the store ran out of meat and was forced to close so that they could restock. While cleaning out the store, I had also went through 6 packets of sticks, most of them had actually caught fire from the friction of my teeth going on it.

The store owner looked at Kakashi who was sitting in the depressing emo corner, crying anime tears. She turned to him with a evil glint in her eye. "Now Sir, the total comes down to...60,000 yen!"

The sound of a cashbox ringing could be heard throughout the air as Kakashi cried even harder and gave the woman his wallet, not bothering to take out any cards and stuff inside it. The woman smiled and took his wallet, opened it, and took all the money inside of it out, counting the money.

"Thank you sir, but since its this young lady's first day here, I should put it on the house..." She trailed off leaving Kakashi to turn around with sparkly eyes filled with hope.

"Really..." He said happiness and hopefulness etched in his voice.

"I should... But I won't. You're paying for this one, buster. Here you go, you have 5 yen left." The woman handed him his money as he cried even more. I got my stuff and cleaned up, then pulling Kakashi by the hand. I thanked the woman, who was happily smiling, and went outside.

Kakashi looked at me with a sad look on his face. "You did that on purpose, didn't you?" He said, and I nodded silently giggling. "Where does all that go...?" He mumbled causing me to silently giggle again. "Let's go and see the Hokage... Maybe he'll give me a little money to fill my wallet..." He mumbled again.

He dragged me through the busy streets. A half an hour later, we were at a tall building with a lot of stairs. I looked at Kakashi with a look on my face that said, 'I'm so not climbing up this...'

Kakashi sighed and bended down, welcoming me on his back, which I happily took. "You're going to owe me so much after this..." He mumbled and sighed again. Once I was in a correct position, he began to runup the stairs at lightning speed. I bounced repetitively and began to feel a bit dizzy. After five minutes, give or take, we reached the end of our journey, and was in front of the Hokage's office. Kakashi began to pant and gasped for breath, as I just laughed silently at him. He looked at me extremely weary look on his face.

"I'm going to get alot of wrinkles from this..." He said, making me silently laugh even more. "You sure are a handful, huh?" He asked me causing me to nod and smile widely.

'I'm surprised you can even be as happy as you are right now...' Crimson commented.

Why is that? I mean, I just got Kakashi to waste almost 60000 yen on me.

'Yeah, but if this Hokage guy says that you can't stay here, which he probably will, then you'll be out by yourself again, where He can find you and will probably kill you, or worst. I don't think that Angel and I can ward off another Mark. If its as powerful as that last one, then you might die. Not to burst your bubble or anything. My theory is solely placed on what ifs.'

I froze. All that is true. What if He got me again? What if my brother found me? What if they lock me up again? What will I do?

'It'll be okay, Ya-chan. Crimson and I will do whatever we can to protect you. RIGHT Crim-chan?' Pure said in her usual soft, soothing voice, also slipping in a bit of Tainted's personality to convince Crimson.

Crimson scowled at her nickname before agreeing. 'Of course we'll protect you, Yakunan, I was just being realistic. Oh, you might wanna stop talking to us, Old Man is trying to get your attention.' She pointed out and I immediately zoned back in.

"...you okay?" Kakashi asked while shaking my shoulders and waving a hand in front of my face. He was crouched down in front of me and he looked a bit worried. My eyes widened as I stumbled back, away from his hand. "Woah there!" He said, catching me before I could fall. "Are you okay, your face went as pale as a ghost and you zoned out." I nodded and Kakashi raised a eyebrow at me before letting the matter settle. "Okay, well, were here." He stated and got out of in from of me.

I looked around. There was a old man with a hat on and a pipe in his mouth sitting at a desk in the center of the room. To his left there was a man with a headband on his head and scars on his face, his face bad a really menacing, mean look on it too. To scar-face's right was a man with ashy-blond hair that stuck up and had a ponytail in the back. He also had a hard look on his face.

Each one had the metal plate on their face, Blondie wore his on his forehead while scar-face wore his as a bandana. Kind of like that guy at the gate with brown hair. On his left stood a man with a mask on his face that resembled a cat, but I couldn't tell for sure because of all the markings on it. He had a sheath for a katana and ninja pouches like Kakashi. He also wore a black, ninja (surprise, suprise)like, outfit.

"Finally, the brat is in the land of the living." Scar-face commented, causing a scowl and a angry glare from me. Scar-face laughed at my angry expression. "What? Is the brat mad?"

'I am far from mad, coward. Take me on and see how mad I can get!!' I signed at him angrily, after that flipping him off. The Hokage stood there shocked. I facepalmed, I signed again, didn't I...

'Yep, and now you are officially a idiot.' Crimson commented earing another scowl from me.

Shut up, Crim-chan, I taunted.

'DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!' She cried angrily.

Yeah, yeah. Pipe down, other people are talking. I tuned out the rest of what she said. Let's just say that some of it wasn't pretty...

"What was that?" Kakashi asked. I made the pencil and paper sign with my hand again.

Kakashi turned to the Old Man. "Do you have a pencil and paper?" The man nodded and rummaged through his desk before taking out a note pad and pencil and gave it to Kakashi, to give to me. "Here, use this." Kakashi said. Then he pulled out the orange book from earlier and read, obviously not caring about what was going on around us.

"Hmph, so the brat's mute. I bet its weak too." Scar-face commented. I got a irk mark. Did he just call me an 'it'?!

'How about you face me, then you'll see how 'weak' I am, coward.' I wrote. Under it, I wrote a arrow pointing to the back of the sheet. Turning the next page, I wrote a not-so-nice word that begins with a 'B'. (~~IMAGINATION TIME~~) I then tore out the page balling it up and throwing it at Scar-face with deadly accuracy.

He dodged it, smirking. "You're gonna need better aim than that brat." He commented smugly, causing me to grin. The paper hit the back of the wall and hit the back of his head, which he hadn't suspected. His eyes widened in surprise, as I grinned even wider.

He bent down to pick up the crumpled paper. Blondie leaded over, reading over his shoulder, curious what I wrote. He quickly scanned the page and then turned it over to see my not-so-nice word that I wrote. Blondie started to laugh hysterically as Scar-face fumed.

"Why you little--" He began, but Old Man cut him off.

"Enough, Ibiki." He said in a gravely tone, as he puffed put smoke from his pipe.

Scar-face, or 'Ibiki' sighed. "Okay, Hokage-sama." He said with an irritated tone. I smirked, sticking my tongue out at him, causing him to get a irk mark and twitch his eyebrow.

"Now, child, what is your name?" 'Hokage' asked.

I stepped forward. 'Ookami Yakunan .' I wrote giving him the pad. His eyes widened.

"It seems that you don't talk, are you mute?" He asked. I made a so, so sign with my hand. "What do you mean?"

'I think--no, I know I can talk, I'm just not allowed to.' I wrote.

"Why aren't you allowed to talk?" He asked.

'Reasons.' I replied bluntly, obviously showing that I didn't want to talk about that subject.

"Okay... Where are you from?"

'Places.' I replied bluntly again.

"Where are your parents?" I almost winced at the question. Can I even call them parents...? Wasn't a parent a person who loves and cherishes their child? If that's the case, then I never had parents.

'Dead.' I replied. The Hokage's eyes widened even further.

"You are from the Ookami clan, right?" I nodded. "They are known for their wolf-like features, but I don't see any on you..." This sparked Kakashi's interest as he looked up from his, oh so interesting book.

'I like to keep them hidden.' I responded.

"Can I see it?" He asked.

'Are you sure...?' I wrote.

He nodded. "Positive." I hesitantly undid the jutsu on my ears and tail, making them vulnerable for all to see. My black and white striped ears twitched as my black and white tail swung nervously.

"That explains the meat incident..." Kakashi said aloud. The Hokage looked at him.

"What meat incident...?" He asked hesitantly. I rubbed the back of my neck sheepishly.

"Nothing bad happened," Kakashi said. "Before we came here, Yakunan decided that she was hungry, so she ran, almost faster than me, to a BBQ restaurant. I promised that I would buy her as much meat as she wants, if she answers any questions I had for her and do whatever I said during that period, which she agreed to. Long story short, she ate almost 60000 yen worth of meat, almost completely cleaning out my wallet." Kakashi sweatdropped at the recent memory, along with everyone else in the room.

I smiled widely, showing my very sharp fangs. "Now that I think about it, you have to answer any questions I ask you and do whatever I say." He was probably smirking under his mask. I sweatdropped. I do have to do that, don't I...

"That was part of the deal, right Kakashi?" Hokage asked. Kakashi nodded in response. "Okay then, I give Kakashi full responsibility of the interrogation of Yakunan Ookami. Ibiki and Inoichi are to search her afterwards. Oh, Kakashi." Kakashi turned looked up, hearing his name being called. "Since Yakunan is most familiar with you, she'll be staying with you. Dismissed!" I sighed and frowned.

'Dude, what if Kakashi is a perv or something...' Crimson said causing me to smile a little bit.

That would be bad and we'd be screwed... Crimson chuckled at my reply before going silent.

"Thank you, Hokage-sama," he turned to me, with a evil glint in his visible eye. "Lets go, Yakunan?" I sighed again, this is going to be terrible.

Kakashi led me out of the Hokage's office and to another building. The new building had a stone with a large hole and another stone that was a semi circle.

"Lets get started shall we?" Kakashi said with a closed eye smile. I sighed again. This is going to suck, isn't it...

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Happyritas: THERE! IT'S DONE! I'm finished!!

Kakashi: Why am I always a perv in every single fanfiction...?

Happyritas: Because What's-his-face made you that way. Maybe if you stopped reading those perverted books then you won't be a considerd a perv anymore, maybe...

Kakakshi: *Hisses* NO! Icha Icha is love, Icha Icha is life!

Happyritas: You do not want to be called a perv anymore.

Kakashi:*Nods* Yea...

Happyritas: Okay! ^-^ *Goes to Kakashi's hidden stack of Icha books and pulled out favorite red lighter* Say goodbye to pervertedness, Kakashi!

Kakashi: O-O NOOOO!!!!!!!! *Runs to books*

Happyritas: Too late *Pours lighter fluid on books and burns books* I SET FIREEE TO THE POOOORRRRNNNN!! WATCH IT BUUURRRRNN!!! WATCH THE FLAMMMEESSS!!

Kakashi: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *Cries*

Happyritas: *Laughs like a maniac* MUAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHA

Puzzl3Qu33n: Hey every-- *see fire* Aw, crap. Who gave Satanrita back her lighter??

Satanrita: MUAHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Sebastion Michaelis: Hello, Happyritas and Puzzl3Qu33n does not own Naruto and Black Butler.

Happyritas: *Looks at Sebby with sparkly eyes* SEBBY-KUNNNNN!!!

Sebastion: Ah, crap *Runs

Happyritas: SEBBBYYYY-KUUUNNNNN!!!!! *Catches Sebastion* SEBBY-KUNN!!! I WUV UUU!!!!

Sebastion: *Pries Happyritas off and ties her to a tree* Yeah, no. Goodbye. *Disappears*

Happyritas: NUUUUU!!! Sebby-kunn!!!! *Cries*

Puzzl3Qu33n: *Looks at Kakashi and Happyritas who are crying* I'm surrounded by idiots... Anyways...

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