Good Evening Ladies and Gentleman, boys and girls. I'm interrupting tonight's usual ABC broadcast with some celebrity news!

You are going to want to be sitting down for what I have to show you, and have tissues ready viewers be warned some parts you may find distressing! Are you all sitting comfortably? I have important information that will follow the video that will soon cover the entire screen, brace yourself for this authentic footage of an unbelievable and inhuman act I am about to reveal to you.  Yes I hear you all screaming at your televisions I'm about to press play, it's been deemed to traumatic to play with sound so you all will be viewing a silent security video.

So as you can see it appears to be a a regular nondescript day in front of a place that has recently received soaring popularity! Yes I know you know what cafe this is and the family behind it, do you all see that car parked down the road? Pay close attention to the car, it's an important feature of this video! Do you see the picture in the left hand corner pippin up now? I know you know who this is despite the grainy image! I see I have your rapt attention!

Can you now see a radiant happy Byun Baekhyun leave the cafe, followed swiftly by our resident Oh Sehun. This is the part where you will need tissues, lots of tissues!

As you can see all looks fine and dandy, our newly engaged sweetheart of the nation even has a skip in his step! Perhaps A wedding date has been set, it certainly is A touch of happiness from this macabre scene. Sadly we do not have the details but remain vigilant in our wedding watch.

Anyway back to the video, I won't keep you in suspense any longer as I know your all dying for the finale to happen.

Yes what you see in on the screen is a real life event. You are witnessing a cruel, cruel attack on an innocent man minding his own business!

I will give you a second to all catch your breaths and collect yourself by drying your tears! I know you all have questions, how did we gets this tape? Is Baekhyun Ok? Where is the man who acted so inhumanly? Two of these questions I can answer, Baekhyun is recovering in a private hospital, his fiancé by his side, we've been told it's not life threatening and Baekhyun will make a full recovery! As to the question on how we have this video, this is part of a nationwide campaign to aid the police in the hunt for Adam Wu! The video has been played at the request of both the Byun and Park families, in the hope it will spur on the nation to support the cause.

Perhaps the best news to come out of this, if you see the final image to the left of your screen! Yes that right ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! It's obvious a certain Kris Wu has seen the light, and filed for a divorce this morning! Between you and me, I'm pretty sure this is the only way Kris could secure Daddy Wu's support, I mean who wants their only son and heir to be married to a criminal!

Stay tuned for our exclusive access to what promises to be the final nails in the brand that is Adam King!

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