Sirius pov
I don't know why James and Lily are taking so long to get together. I feel like they just need a push, but at the same time, getting James to actually ask Lily out would require pushing him off a cliff and hoping he lands safely on the other side.
Remus's plan seems a little sketchy, well technically its a counter plan to the actual plan, no that doesn't make sense, it's more like plan Q if plans A-P don't work. And those just involve walking up to Lily and asking her out right away. But we all know that Prongs is equally scared of her as he is in love with her.
Plan Q, short for Plan Quily Willy Ask Out Lily, credits to me the wonder Sirius Black, goes something like this;
Tomorrow, Sunday morning, James is going to approach Lily to try and ask her out again. According to Moony, Lily will be ignoring Prongs all day until dinner time. This gives us time to set up and get the ball rolling.
The lovely Misser James will then find Snivellus and try to extract any data on where Lily will be waiting with Marlene in Hogsmeade. This part took some convincing, as James was strongly against conferring, ooh big word, with Severus.
Wait until he finds out that he called Lily a mudblood. That's going to be a fun conversation.
What? I hear things. I'm popular. Well, no not really. I may have heard it from Jane, who heard it from Levi, who heard it from Jack, who heard it from Maurice, who was not creepily watching her crush from Slytherin when the fatuous words were spoken.
But how I acquired, another big word, wow I'm on a roll, the information is not important. What's important is that I have it, and will not be telling James anytime soon.
Annnyyywayyys, once we know where Lily will be, we will sneak James in somehow. This part is a little hazy, but Prongs was eager to get to the whole 'fall in love and kiss in an epic act of wonder' bit, exact quote from the man himself.
Then, once he's in, he's going to do some fancy footwork, this is when Remus had to excuse himself from the room as I was graciously enlightening the world with my amazing dance steps. But back to the serious conversation being held between adults, bleh, James will then find himself standing on a table and reading from the copy of the letter he wrote for Lily.
Note the word, 'copy'. Lily tore up the first draft, which was hilarious, but it was also part of her four step "Embarrass James Potter Into Going Out With Me" plan. Remus and I helped him rewrite a better one.
So once the elegant reading is over, he will then ask her out to a fancy date at the Hogsmeade restaurant of her choice, and hopefully their relationship will bloom and we can stop having the random complain sessions with James that make everyone want to jump off the astronomy tower.
So that's it. That's the plan. Something's bound to go wrong, but my motto is 'get in get out, don't die, and be fabulous.'
I leave the common room feeling a bit more ecstatic then usual. Hold up. Did someone poison me? I am saying some big words I did not believe were in my vocabulary. Ohhhhhh, that's right. I actually read a book today at the library before pulling that stunt with Moony. We had to create some drama to lure everyone away form talking about Jily.
I mean yeah Remus is cool. But we're just friends. Remus was pretty into pretending we were dating. I wonder if he actually has fe-
"Sirius Black!"
Oh no. I already have one detention already. What does McGonagall want now?
"Reporting for duty, Professor." I brush my hair out of my face, and try not to look guilty.
"I believe, that you were told to meet Professor Slughorn at 4 o'clock sharp to discuss your grades. Do you not have access to a clock?" I shudder at the embarrassing way everyone in the hall is looking at me.
"Uh, sorry Professor. I must've lost track of time."
"That's correct. Now run along. I've convinced him to wait a little longer, but he's a very impatient man. And don't forget about your detention on Monday!"
She says the last part a little louder as I'm already sprinting down the hall, trying to avoid another lecture about clocks.
A/N :
Sorry for suchhhhhhhh a long wait between chapters. I've recently been very bored and have started to regain some interest towards this novel. I didn't get any comments on what crossover I should write, but I've been talking to some of my friends and have finally decided. I'm going to start writing tomorrow, and hopefully add at least two more chapters of this. Please comment your thoughts, I love hearing back from the readers!
~Fangirl
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