Okay everyone, before the stories start, I have some random, funny scenarios that my friend and I created (we find them hilarious and I just had to write them down). Just so you know, these are all centered around Final Fantasy XV (especially Ignis and Prompto since they're our favorites). Also, none of these are intended to be dirty in any way, so please do NOT twist them into anything of the sort. These are just for fun and for a good laugh.

Anyways, hope these will put a smile on your face! (And if you're not interested in these, you're welcome to skip them and go straight to the actual stories that will be coming soon.) But if you do enjoy these, I'd love to hear comments on what you think.

1. Ignis's Ebony Stash

It was nearing night and the gang decided to stay at the caravan of the local outpost. After supper, they all practically passed out... Well, almost all of them. Ignis remained awake, secretly waiting for the opportune moment. Once he was certain his friends were all asleep, he quietly climbed out of his bed, placed his glasses on his face, and creeped past the others.

Successfully making it outside, Ignis smiled triumphantly to himself. He hurried to the nearby shop with one thing in mind. His emerald eyes skimmed the shelves until he found what he was looking for, Ebony coffee. He swiftly snatched up every can on the shelf and carried them over to the counter. He struggled to fish out the gil from his pocket with his arms full, but he managed.

Ignis was finally able to leave the shop with a few dozen cans of his beloved beverage. He went straight to the Regalia parked next to the gas pumps and popped the trunk open. Inside was their camping equipment. But Ignis took hold of a small latch hidden amongst the gear and pulled open a secret compartment. Inside the small space sat rows upon rows of Ebony cans.

Ignis carefully placed the newly bought drinks one by one into the compartment in a neat, organized row among the others. With a faint smile, the man closed the compartment and shut the trunk. He then went back to the caravan, silently going back to his bed and resting for the remainder of the night.

The next morning...

"Probably a good idea to stock up on potions," Noctis said, walking alongside Prompto. The prince opened up the money pouch in his hand. "You can never be too care- Why are we so low on gil?" Noctis noticed the contents of the pouch were nearly half as much as they were a day ago. He shot Prompto an accusing glare. "Prompto, what did you buy?"

The gunman held his hands up defensively. "Dude! It wasn't me!"

Noctis rolled his eyes, not believing the blond for a second. "Yeah, right."

"Don't tell me Prompto spent all our gil again." Gladio's gruff voice angrily stated. He overheard the two and decided to join in the conversation.

Prompto shrunk back under the intense glares of his two friends. "G-Guys, seriously, it w-wasn't me this time!"

Meanwhile, Ignis sat at the small table outside the caravan, a magazine in one hand and a drink in the other. He listened to the bickering of his friends, a devious smile plastered on his face. He chuckled to himself and remained silent, sipping his drink as if nothing was wrong.

2. Mistaken Identity

Prompto always had a habit of slapping the royal tush. He would often give Noctis a light, friendly smack on the butt whenever he wanted his attention. Prompto never did this in public though, much to the prince's relief. The four friends currently trekked through the Balouve Mines. The lights along the ceiling emitted a dim glow, giving just enough light to see.

Prompto grinned and slowly snuck up behind Noctis, ready to surprise him in his usual way. But right before he could, the lights flickered off, casting the tunnels in darkness. That didn't halt Prompto though. He knew that his best friend should still be just a couple of steps in front of him. He inched forward and threw his hand out, finding his target.

At that moment, Ignis felt something touch his butt. He stiffened and looked around, trying to see what had hit him through the darkness. In an instant, the lights came back on. Prompto's blue eyes widened with fear when he saw that Ignis was in front of him, not Noctis. Instead of slapping the royal tush, he slapped the royal advisor's tush.

Ignis slowly turned around, his stern gaze landing on the gunman behind him. The advisor knew right away it was Prompto who had hit him.

"Prompto, what in heaven's name are you doing?" he questioned, his tone firm and annoyed.

Prompto nervously laughed. "U-Uh, my bad."

Ignis snatched Prompto by the arm and jerked him away from the others. "Explain," he demanded.

"I didn't mean to," the blond defended.  "I thought you were Noct."

Ignis sighed and pushed his glasses up onto the bridge of his nose. "Just... don't let it happen again."

A smile of relief spread across the blond's lips. "I won't."

Ignis chuckled and said, "You should be glad it was me and not Gladio."

Prompto gulped, nodding in agreement. He knew that if he ever smacked Gladio on the butt, he'd probably be dead. The blond would definitely be more careful about who's tush he slapped from now on.

3. Don't Anger the Driver Pt. 1

"Why do we always have to caaamp?!" Prompto whined.

Ignis mentally sighed, keeping his eyes on the road ahead of him. Honestly, he was pretty used to the whines and complaints that came from Noctis and Prompto. But it sometimes got to be too much, even for Ignis.

"Because it's free," Gladio responded to the gunman. "Besides, roughing it out in the wilderness will help toughen you up."

"Well not all of us are built for the outdoors," the prince pointed out. "Some of us would like to sleep in an actual bed."

"You two are just wimps," Gladio said. "You don't see Ignis complaining."

"Hey!" Prompto snapped, getting up on his knees and turning around to face the shield. "You can't compare us to Iggy! He never complains about anything!"

Ignis remained silent as the three argued. He knew it was best to stay out of their pointless dispute and let them work it out for themselves. But as the drive continued, so did the bickering that got worse and worse with each passing second. The voices of the three grew louder and they were all talking at the same time. Ignis had finally had enough.

The advisor slammed on the brakes, causing his three friends to fall silent and cling to their seats. Noctis's forehead even made contact with the back of the driver's seat.

"That's it!" Ignis yelled. "I've had enough of this pointless bickering! All of you, sit down and be quiet or I will turn this car around!"

The three got situated in their seats, not saying anything else. The Regalia began moving again. The group had never seen Ignis react in such a way, and quite frankly, it frightened them. Not a single word was spoken for the remainder of the ride.

4. Don't Anger the Cook Pt. 2

With a frown on his face, Ignis prepared to make supper. He was still upset with the others for their earlier behavior in the car. They still didn't speak much, fearful that the advisor might snap at them again. Ignis thought of a nice way to teach them a lesson. He smirked to himself and got cooking.

Once done, the group each got a plate. Prompto and Noctis both sniffed at the food in front of them. Ignis had made Plump 'n' Pungent Tofu, which gave off an awful smell. Noctis silently nudged Prompto with his elbow, wanting him to try it first. Under Ignis's stern, watchful gaze, the blond shakily picked up a piece with his fork and placed it in his mouth.

He immediately jumped out of his seat and moved away from the campfire, spitting the food out. "Eww, this tastes like crap!" he cried.

Noctis slowly put his plate down while Gladio ate it as if it were delicious. Prompto took a moment to breathe, resting his free hand on his knee. He felt like he might puke from the disgusting taste. Finally, he stood up straight and sat back down.

"How are we supposed to eat this?!" the gunman questioned. "Ignis, why did you make this?!"

Ignis stood by his portable stove, a frown on his lips as he crossed his arms. "Hmm, I wonder," he replied with a hint of sarcasm.

Noctis and Prompto both hung their heads down, knowing that Ignis was getting them back for the car ride. The two would go to bed hungry tonight. Needless to say, they all learned their lesson.