*Everyone walks out of training room, panting*

Sephiroth: "Wow... I feel really good after all that training."

Lightning: "Yeah, I'm more flexible than I've ever been before." *brings foot all the way up to shoulder*

Cloud: "I'm stronger than before." *walks outside and lifts the entire university*

Kadaj: "I'm even faster." *runs down the hall like a race car, then returns* "One day I'll be so fast, you won't even see me move!"

Sephiroth: o_o

Cloud: *returns* "Well, what can you do, Sephiroth?"

Sephiroth: "Well, I can jump higher than I ever could..." *jumps straight up*

Everyone: o.o -!

Sephiroth: *head smashes through ceiling* "Oof! Oh-no, I'm stuck... A little help?

Everyone: "........."

Kadaj: "....PINATA!"

*Everyone grabs a stick out of nowhere and starts hitting Sephiroth's legs with them*

Sephiroth: "Hey, ow! I'm not a piñata... ow! Please, have mercy! Oww!"

*Mexican music randomly plays out of nowhere*

Sephiroth: *screams* >o<

End of story six