Announcer: "And now it's time for..." *dramatic explosion effect* "Cooking with Cloud Street!"

Cloud: "It's Cloud Strife. Not Street..."

Announcer: "Whatever! Just get cooking!"

Cloud: "Fine. -_- Hello, everyone. Today I am going to make my special macaroni and cheese."

Audience: "Oooooo!" *applause*

Cloud: "Now, watch closely... First up, we cook the shell shaped noodles in boiling water..."

Announcer: "Seems reasonable so far... I'm just waiting for something crazy to happen." -.-

Cloud: "And while that's cooking, I'm going to make my own cheese sauce with this giant block of cheese." *slams giant block of cheese in a pan*

Announcer: "Here we go..." >_<

Cloud: "How do you get the cheese to melt faster, you ask? Pour in some milk." *pours milk on cheese*

Audience: O_O

Cloud: "Now that the cheese is melted, let's mix it up a bit..." *mixes* "Ew, it's a bit sticky. How do you fix sticky cheese sauce? More milk!" *pours a whole carton of milk in pan*

Audience: ?? o.o

Cloud: "There." *throws carton of milk somewhere behind him*

Sephiroth: "Ouch! You threw a milk carton at me!"

Cloud: "Whoops, sorry Sephiroth. Wait-- what are you doing in my kitchen? Get out."

Sephiroth: -_- *leaves*

Cloud: "Now, where was I? Oh yeah... So after we stir it up some more, we pour it in our cooked, soft noodles... And now, I will sprinkle shredded cheddar cheese on top..." *sprinkles lots of shredded cheeese*

Announcer: "Yikes... Too much cheese..." >.<

Cloud: "And... Ta-da! We have Clould's super extra cheesey cheese mac and cheese!" :D

Audience: "......"

Announcer: *clears throat* "How... cheesy. And that, my friends, was cooking with Cloud Street!"

Cloud: "Strife!"

End of story four