May POV

It's Tuesday afternoon.

It's been a month since Lydia has been born. She's so adorable.

I leave my office that is downstairs and pick up toys on my way to the living room.

What makes my heart flutter and warm is seeing Anne and Lydia sleeping on the couch. Lydia is on Anne's chest and they're both sound asleep.

A wide smile is on my face. I  cover them with a blanket for them to stay warm. I would take a photo if my phone was with me. It's upstairs.

I head upstairs and grab laundry to fold. Today is Friday but Harry needs his black work pants by Saturday for a conference. His picky ass is very OCD with his clothes. You have to air dry them then iron them for no creases.

Rich asshole.

I pick up my phone resting on my bed and sit down.

Me: babe

Harry: yes?

Me: Anne and Lydia are cuddling on the couch.

Harry: whaaaaaaaaaaat

Harry: aweeeeeeee

Me: ikr

Me: they're so adorable

Harry: they are

Harry: just like you

Me: aren't you nice

Harry: ;)

Harry: I need all the brownie points I can get

Me: ...

Me: you gotta make everything about sex when we talk don'tcha

Harry: who said I was talking about sex?

Me: I've known you for quite a while

Me: whenever you say 'I need brownie points' you mean it as 'I need to compliment May enough so I can get sex'

Harry: ._.

Me: =)

Harry: that's a new face

Me: all around me are familiar faces

Harry: I'd hope, they're your kids

Me: HAHA

Me: GOOD ONE HARRY HAHA

Harry: ;)

Me: I got a good laugh thanks

Harry: youre welcome

Harry: +1

Me: -20!

Harry: +21

Me: stop I hate math

Harry: I love it

Me: no one asked

Harry: ouch my heart

Me: :•)

Harry: hey it looks like your nose

Me: hey it looks like your dick

Me: small

Harry: UHHHHHHHHH

Harry: THAT HURT

Harry: MY DICK IS NOT SMALL

Harry: TECHNICALLY IS ABOVE AVERAGE SO

Me: those girls lied to you

Harry: what girls

Me: the 40

Harry: ....

Me: just saying

Harry: how would you know what other dicks looks like huh?

Harry: is this you hinting something?

Me: yes

Me: my sugar daddy has a big dick

Harry: ....

Me: ;)

Harry: is that where all my brownie points go too?

Me: yep

Harry: I see

Harry: what's his name

Me: Harold

Harry: hot

Me: he buys me stuff

Harry: like what?

Me: animals

Harry: what kind

Me: pigs, and dogs

Me: I want a cat tho

Harry: ask Harold to get you one then

Me: okay

Me: i will

Harry: why do you want a cat

Me: for my collection of pets

Harry: hmm

Me: he'll say no

Me: he'll say 'wait till one of the dogs or pigs die

Me: then he'll cry when they do die

Harry: hmm

Me: i don't need the cat now though

Me: i'll wait

Harry: good choice

Me: i don't want him to be angry with me

Harry: why?

Me: Because I won't get my sugar daddies dick duh

Harry: what's his last name

Me: steals

Harry: Harold steals

Me: uhuh

Harry: what does he look like

Me: hot

Me: tall

Me: dimples and green eyes

Me: far from what you look like ofc

Me: he looks like my kids which is odd

Me: he has curly hair that's growing a little too long for my liking but I won't say anything

Harry: why won't u say anything?

Me: cause he likes it for some reason

Me: not my business

Harry: hmmmmmmm

Me: how did this odd conversation start

Harry: the one of you cheating on me?

Harry: i put some smiley face and said 'hey it looks like your nose'

Harry: then you said 'hey it's like your dick, small'

Me: ohhhhhh yeahhhhh

Me: good times

Harry: ....

Me: hehe

Harry: well guess what?

Me: what

Harry: one of your boobs is uneven

Me: guess what?

Harry: what

Me: your tip is the same color of your lips

Harry: tell me something i don't know

Me: I already knew my boobs are uneven

Me: so

Me: fight me

Harry: well

Harry: i just thought you should know

Me: thanks

Me: i know one tit sags more than the other

Me: cause that's what they do now

Me: sag

Me: my kids are sucking the life out of them

Harry: ha

Harry: sucking the life out

Harry: that's funny

Harry: because they were breast fed

Me: wow

Me: aren't you smart

Harry: rUdE

Me: ;)

Me: i love you

Harry: i love you too

Me: :)

Harry: (:

Me: ya know i was joking right

Harry: yes

Me: just making sure

Harry: Harold Steals

Me: ahahaha

Harry: i'll get a hair cut

Me: :)))

Harry: i got to go back to work, nice chat

Me: see ya laterrrr

Harry: will do baby

Me: OH

Me: WHAT DO U WANT FOR DINNER

Harry: eh

Harry: chicken i guess

Me: eh?

Me: do you not like my cooking

Harry: i like it

Me: then what's eh

Harry: i don't know what i want for dinner

Me: uhuh

Me: ._.

Harry: ._.

Me: looks like you

Harry: how?

Me: it reminds me of a frog

Harry: is today insult harry day

Me: yes

Me: surprise

Harry: i dislike you

Me: thanks

Me: i don't like you either

Harry: o_o

Me: D_D

Harry: what does the D mean

Me: what i'm not getting

Harry: ...

Me: i'm on a roll today damn

Harry: smh

Harry: goodbye

Me: byeeeeee i love you

Harry: i love you too

I lock my phone and chuckle to myself.

I head downstairs I see Finn sitting on the floor with the dogs. My eyebrows furrow. It's only 2. He gets home at 2:30.

"Did your bus pick you guys up early Or did school have a slight early dismissal?" I ask my son.

He looks up at me and all I see is a black and blue on his eye and a cut lip.

A://N

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~lauren