namjoon's holy children

gay dwarf
JEON JUNGKOOK

bi dwarf
YOU BETTER ANSWER YOUR DAMN PHONE

jolly giant
why good morning to you two. such a lovely morning we are having, yes? i hear that they are going to attempt sloppy joes for lunch again.

gay dwarf
oh god, not the sloppy joes again.

gay dwarf
i didn't leave the bathroom for a good two hours after that poison.

bi dwarf
jimin.

bi dwarf
he is trying to distract you.

gay dwarf
oh yeah

gay dwarf
let's rewind

bi dwarf
⏮⏮

gay dwarf
thank you ash

gay dwarf
anyway

gay dwarf
*le gasp* JEON JUNGKOOK

gay dwarf
WHO DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON?!

jolly giant
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

gay dwarf
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO YOUR HYUNG WITH SUCH DISRESPECT

jolly giant
🙄

bi dwarf
back to the subject please

bi dwarf
who's the guy?

jolly giant
i don't know his name...

gay dwarf
...but?

jolly giant
i snuck a picture of him

gay dwarf
i have taught you well, my son

bi dwarf
to be a stalker?

gay dwarf
it is NOT stalking. it is simply admiring from afar

bi dwarf
so, you admire yoongi from afar?

gay dwarf
shut up 😑

jolly giant
do you want the picture or not?

gay dwarf
yes please

bi dwarf
why not

jolly giant
alright

jolly giant

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