As the pine twins woke up they ate cereal as Stan did show the tourist around the shack and said "this is a money bag you put your money in and it's never seen again" "that makes sense" one tourist said. While the twins went to watch TV on the couch Err chair, when a comercial about something called the Tent of telepathy 

The comercial said "are you sad?" "Yes" a TOTALLY not payed actor said while crying 

"Then you should go to see little Gideon's show at the tent of telepathy" the narrator said as the tent crushed the mystery shack and a picture of Stan in a devil costume which he replied "HEY that photo is taken out of context!!" when he came back after the tourist left .

"Ohh Grunkle stan can we go i wanna see little Gideon" Mabel said with delight as dipper went up stairs 

"No not ever, you cant live under my roof and go to his roof at the same time we're mortal enemies" Grunkle Stan said with a  no nonsense attitude ,crossing his arms

"Tents don't have roofs" Dipper said upstairs ,coming back down with his journal

"YEA loophole, ha take that Grunkle Stan" Mabel said as she got up and got ready to go

"-sigh- You kids have been spending to much time around me, Soo's go with them to keep them outta trouble" the mystery man said defeated.

when Dipper and Mabel got there they were pretty dissatisfied, it look JUST like the mystery shack just with a tent and a parking lot.  "Do you really think that this Gideon guy is for real Mabel" Dipper said bored because he was forced to come

"hey they even have there own Soo's" Mabel said dodging the question. As the Soo's glared each other down with hate until they got seated and Dipper was anxious to see the person that Grunkle Stan was "mortal enemies" with and then when Gideon stepped out the back and when  Dipper saw him he laughed a little because ,1 that kids hair was too big for his body, and 2 Grunkle Stan's enemy was a child.

"Hello gravity falls and welcome to lil Gideon's tent of telepathy" Gideon said taking his cape of and throwing it into the crowd as everyone fought in the front of the stage, when music started up and Gideon started singing.

A/N: (I'm not doing the singing so imagine it in your head because i don't remember the lyrics

"Thank you gravity falls!!" Gideon said as he was sweating and full with exhaustion. After the show the group went home in their golf cart they came in.

"I still don't think that he's a telepath" Dipper said while they got in the shack

"how could you say that after everything he predicted? like MY NAME" Mabel said in a arguing tone

"Mabel that's because your literally wering a sweater with your name on it" Dipper said calmly at Mabel trying to make her see the signs

"oh yeaaaa I forgot about that" Mabel said just realizing and looking down at her sweater

 Dipper fought the urge to face palm, so he mentally did. Then went upstairs to read and write in his journal ,he wrote about the gnomes being weak with out a leader until he fell asleep. 

Dipper sat in the chair watching Duck detective A/N( and no I'm not doing a secene) when Mabel came from above the chair with gems on her face,"hey dipstick look i bedazzled my face, blink.."Mabel said while painfully blinking "i-is that permanent?..." Dipper asked in worry

*Knock Knock*

"I'll get it!!!"Mabel yelled to Grunkle Stan who was upstairs at the time and as she wiped her face off. And when Mabel opened the door she saw Gideon and instantly lit up "WOW it's lil old you Gideon" Mabel said

"Ha my song is quite catchy" Gideon said being very nervous

"Who's at the door Mabel?!" Grunkle Stan asked from his room

"Nobody just the mailman I'm throwing the lawsuits away now!" Mabel yelled to Stan

"oh thank you!" Stan yelled back

"I thank you for covering for me, your uncle Stan is not very fond of me. I don't understand how a lemon so sour can be related to a peach so sweet" Gideon said with a wink

"Oh stop it" Mabel said punching Gideon in the arm. A/N(And again Mabel cant hold back to good so Gideon's gonna feel that Tomorrow)

"Haha ow, But the reason I'm here is because I can't stop thinking about You since you came to my show Mabel. So i want you to Accompany me to my dressing room, will you come with me?" Gideon said rubbing his arm.

"Wow really yes i will come with you just let me tell my brother that I'm going out" Mabel said in glee  

"hey bro bro I'm going out could you cover for me?" Mabel asked

"yea yea i got it" Dipper said not really paying much attention because he was reading a chapter in the journal about something called ...Bill cipher..

And with that Mabel and Gideon we're off....

A few hours later cuz I'm lazyy

Mabel and Gideon we're siting on top of his family factory at night

"wow Gideon i cant't believe your family owns this place the view is AMAZING"Mabel said 

"yea it's cool but not as cool as you Mabel. And Mabel I have something to ask you, Will you go on a date with me? Gideon asked 

"you mean like a shopping date or a play date something like that?" Mabel said trying to back out of the situation

"uh Not quite, I mean like fancy restaurant kinda date" Gideon said

"umm Gideon I think your a nice guy and all-" Mabel said trying to let him down easy

"nah it's only one little date just 1 ,and we can be friends after that I swear on my lucky bow tie" Gideon said trying to reason

"uhh okay I'll go with you but i don't have a dress to put on" Mabel said with worry

"not a problem I have one for you, but i want it to be a surprise so wait until tomorrow sweet peach" Gideon said while winking and hugging her, also secretly smelling her hair and Mabel mentally cringed at this. Then when Mabel got home and told Dipper about what happened.Well after she showed him her "Wolverine Claws" and makeup she had on, That she took off after that.

"I mean it's just one date it's not like he's gonna fall in love with me or something right?" Mabel asked/told Dipper

"i don't know Mabel guys like him will always fall in love with a girl like you and I don't trust anyone who's hair is bigger then there body" Dipper said with reason

"-yawns- you don't know what your talking about Dipper " Mabel said turning over to go to sleep....

Know Mabel expected the dress and Gideon being dressed up to but... she never expected the horse and this kind of fancy restaurant it literally had a bubbling water.

"Wow this is so fancy they even have bubbling water 'we we'

Mabel said in aw as Gideon said "oh you speak french" (A/N i can't actually speak french so i cant really do the scene soooo sry)  

"I have no idea what you just said" Mabel said with a smile bluntly as Gideon put his feet on the table

"are you aloud to do that?" Mabel asked in confusion

"yes a lot of people have a hard time saying no to me" Gideon said with a smirk

"Ahh sir Gideon back at it  again with ze feet on ze table! a good choice choice  A waiter said bring them their food, giving Mabel a lobster and Gideon the same 

"Ugh jean luc, what did we say about eye contact" Gideon asked. 

"Yes, Yes,"jean said looking away "very good"

And because of this Mabel realized that Gideon was such a regular that the staff didn't give 2 shits what he did and still adored him wow.

'stop worrying so much at least he took the time to take you out to eat, so stop being a dipper'

Later 

"wow Mabel this has been a great date" Gideon said with delight

"Ha yea.. it is"Mabel uncomfortably said trying to eat her very alive lobster who was holding her fork hostage with it's claw

"Oh Mabel darling this date has been so successful and so will tomorrow's"Gideon said with "glee";)

"Hey you only said on-' Mabel tried to say but Gideon interrupted with "oh look a red in crested south american rainbow macaw" Gideon said changing the subject as the macaw landed on his arm saying " MABEL WILL YOU ACCOMPANY GIDEoN TO THE STALLS ROOM DANCE THIS THUSBAY

"Ahem come on we practised this" Gideon said 

"I MEAN THE BAll ROOm DANCE THIS THUSDAY!!!" the VERY loud macaw said

"aw well isn't that cute"

"wow that's adorable Gideon's got a girlfriend " 

"if she refuses him I'll die"

"I can say that will exactly happen

Many people, a old woman, and a doctor said as they all waited for her answer...................... 

As Mabel walked in to the shack she looked very sad and gulity

"sooo how did it go " Dipper said reading a magazine because he wanted to take a break from the lonnnnngggggggg journal 

" I don't know i have a lobster now" Mabel said sadly and putting the very happy lobster in it's new home.

"well at least you will never have to see to him again because it's over now" Dipper said not really caring until he heard silence from Mabel.

"it issss over right Mabel?" Dipper asked with worry for his sister.

"Ughhh I don't know it was soooooooo hard to say no to Gideon "Mabel said with exhaustion

"Like this "noooo and also he's guilting you into these dates " Dipper said while half teaching her to say no

" What do you mean?"Mabel asked confused

"I mean he's doing this because he wants to go on more dates with him and doing all these nice things so you can give him a reward or something like that" Dipper said reading

"ok I'm determined to tell him to stop with the dates tomorrow" And as Mabel said that she went to bed...

Time skip to when they arrive at the ballroom dance...

"Oh look sweet peach, they have chocolate chip cookies food table" Gideon said. As Mabel tried to stand up to get up and get herself some, Gideon said "tsk tsk no queen like you shouldn't have to getup and get her food by herself let me"Gideon said in such a tone Mabel kinda blushed at that but then reconposed herself.

"her sweet peach Got this for you, I was thinking something light so we could dance a little my beautiful queen we wouldn't want stomach cramps on the dance floor" Gideon said not wanting him darling "queen" to get cramps.

"Hey.. Gideon we need to talk" Mabel said with sadness in her vocie

"About what sweet peach?" Gideon asked with confusion

"First stop calling me "sweet Peach" and "queen"Mabel said

"And listen i think your a nice guy and all but i really can't do this anymore. Like this isn't me I like to be loud and throw down for a fight every once and a while, but i can't really do that if you keep picturing me as this beautiful girl not saying I'm not but I can't always be pretty--"

"oh Mabel darling that's just how people say you are"Gideon interrupted her

"Again stop with the nicknames And me and Dipper took down 3 strong groups in our school because a boy tried to-"

"Wow that Dipper must cause a lot of trouble for you huh like wow the whole school, and i can't believe he dragged you into it because I know you wouldn't hurt a fly but wow I can't believe Dipper" Gideon rambled on not seeing how mad Mabel was getting

"NO YOU DON"T GET TO SAY THAT, I WON"T LET YOU DOWN TALK THE ONE PERSON THAT HAS BEEN THERE FOR MEE MY WHOLE LIFE, YOU KNOW WHAT. TO HELL WITH LETTING YOU DOWN EASY WE. ARE. THROUGH, ACTUALLY NEVERMIND WE WE'RE NEVER A THING"  

Mabel said breaking the table in half, cause she was banging the on the table and leaving Gideon thinking 'what did I do' 

Later when Mabel got home...

"UGH" Mabel said running upstairs kicking in the door scaring Dipper and laying face down on her bed crying 

Now Dipper was worried, scared, and confused all at once.

"um.. Mabel are you ok?" Dipper asked

"What does it look like Dipper"

"Ok don't get mad at me cause your upset, I was just asking a question and why are you upset anyways" Dipper said and asked

"Oh Dipper i yelled at Gideon he probably hates me now.. But I can't just let him down talk you" Mabel said muffled

"Oh so he was talking shit about me? " Dipper asked

"THAT"S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW" Mabel muffled yelled

*Ding*

"It's Gideon he says he wants to make it up to you by taking you out again, ugh what a jerk"Dipper read/said on Mabel's phone 

"I don't want to go again you we're right, he's using this as away to go on another date with him but I'm not gonna go even if he feels bad" Mabel said sitting up and looking at Dipper

"Hey why don't I go for you since  standing up a dude is kinda mean and don't worry i won't hit him" Dipper said trying to make his sister feel a little better.

"REALLY oh Dipper thank you thank you so much" Mabel said hugging Dipper in a almost spine breaking hug.

"ok ok i get it now please actually let go before you break my spine" Dipper said

Skip to when Dipper gets to the restaurant

As Dipper got in he spotted Gideon looking very nervous, but Dipper did not know that Gideon had not saw him yet but was thinking, 'ok Gideon you got this I know our last date went lest.. then ideal and those fireworks could have been used better but. That's okay just remember don't call her nicknames and don't mention--'

"ahem"

'well speak of the devil'  

Gideon thought as he seen the male pines twin sitting across from him

"hey Gideon Mabel wanted me to come and tell you that she can't come" Dipper said as he fixed his jacket and took off his jacket 

"ohh wow did something come up? she could have called or texted me instead off making you come up here" Gideon said as his eye twitched 

"No nothing came up" Dipper started "but she really doesn't want to see you anymore I guess i feel sorry for you?"

Gideon's eye twitched once again more noticeable this time as he said "...What?.." 

Dipper noted the twitch and said "yea she really didn't like how you we're treating her" as he picked up a very sharp steak knife throwing it up in the air, then playing the finger game as he sped up and almost cutting his finger, not even staring at the knife and his hand.

"yeah she also said that she didn't like you guilting her into these dates so, she said one and done but this is the third date you've tried to take her on. Kinda creepy if you ask me" Dipper said as his face went to flat emotionless again.

Gideon hummed silently but got madder as he did so, "and why isn't Mabel telling me this herself"

Dipper put down his knife and said "because she doesn't have the heart to break yours well if you had one "

"So what your saying is you've come between us right?" Gideon said through his teeth at Dipper who was back to playing the finger game with his knife

"your not gonna freak out over this are you man" Dipper said pocketing the knife. A/N( that will come into play later)

"Me nahh we're all cool man" Gideon said sweating a lot

Dipper narrowed his eyes at the boy "meh okay cool see ya hopefully never again" he said leaving

"Oh Dipper pines you have made yourself an enemy" Gideon said holding his bow tie  in his hand in his room after he left the restaurant, making the things around him spin around and crash into each other  "Gideon gleeful what the hell are you doing in here" his father Buck said walking in

"I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU FATHER!!!" Gideon yelled at him "fair enough" buck said closing the door...

To be continued

Soo how are you guys doing *Get tomato thrown at his head* -sigh- fine maybe i deserve that for being away for so long Also to questions would yall want me to add POV's or something like that and would yall want me to do a Gideon x Mabel ship to? next to dipper x pacifia if i get 5 votes on this i will or just tell me in the comments below BUT Anyways your FLAMING SOLDIER KING will sign off untill maybe the 27th no promises 

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