Hey guys i'm back and im gonna actually start posting ALMOST  weekly and i know that's a surprise but i will do everything in my KINGLY power to make that happen NOWWWWW ON TO THE CHAPTER a

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It had been a quiet day in the MS (Mystery Shack),Stan's tour group wasn't that big and people didn't come next to the gift shop where Dipper was sitting next to Mabel who was spinning on a globe. Often people didn't come over there because they didn't really want to get in the way of the twins.

Dipper really had nothing to do so he read/wrote in the journal, and as he was reading he came across the ghost section (And yes I have the book) and thought 'why haven't i seen a single ghost? i mean the author supposedly had so why can't I'?  

A he wrote about the gnomes not being able to function with out a leader, a controlling bow tie, and the gobblewonker which was fake but he thought it still deserved a section in it. 

Then Dipper pondered if Gideon could be the author but unless he had a de-aging device, he didn't think that was possible Because the journal date back to as earlier as 1883...

"Hey Mabel do you believe in ghosts"Dipper asked with the pencil hanging off his ear 

"hmm.. well i would say" Mabel said with a finger to her face"YOUR A BIG NERD"

Dipper getting mad at the comment, put his pencil to the globe, stopping it and making Mabel fall 

"HEY that was mean" Mabel yelled

 "Damn. Dipper just wasted you" Wendy said carrying a box to the store counter

"Alright kids i'm going out for today. i'm going to steal-I MEAN buy more stuff for the store and the gift shop" Stan said breaking out in sweat

"okay mister pines have a good time" Soo's said waving bye

"yea okay go  "BUY" more of the cool stuff at the store" Wendy said in a sarcastic tone 

"WELL I WILL" Stan said as he left in anger slamming the door as he left (RUDE) and then the 4 just went on to there normal days Soo's fixing stuff,the twins sparring to see who's more powerful, and Wendy who was reading a magazine. Then suddenly she got up and revealed a ladder to the roof of the shack

"Wow was that ladder always there?" Mabel questioned as she walked next to the ladder

"Can we actually go up there?"Dipper said now sitting up 

"I mean i don't think their's anybody who can stop us" Wendy said almost climbing up the ladder when Soo's came over and said "you know guys i don't think mister pines wants us up there.."

Then Wendy did this weird hand trick that freaked him out but as the twins and Wendy went up the ladder, the whole world felt different (to the twins). Then they saw the set up with the pinecones,soda, and a stack of magazines and the whole thing just got better. Then Dipper wondered how much a fall from here would hurt...

"hey Dipper,Mabel watch this"Wendy said as she threw a pinecone that hit the dead center targeting paper 

"Wow Wendy you sure can throw" Mabel said with with a hand to her jaw"BUT no as good as me" Mabel said striking a baseball like pose. Throwing a cone then hitting the the target, making the target fall,'now how the hell AM I SUPPOSED TO PLAY?  I CAN'T THROW WORTH SHIT'  Dipper thought in a panic

"Aight it's your turn dip" Mabel Said smiling devilishly

(A/N: Guys i kinda forgot to tell y'all in one of my early chapters that Mabel was on the baseball team because she has great aim and Dipper was on the track team because of his speed and reflects, but because of their fighting past the couldn't make friends that's why they were bullied)

Dipper was a terrible shot he had ABSOLUTELY NO aim and his sister knew this, but since he didn't want  to be call a girl for not playing. So he threw a cone of the top of a van,Which beeped in response.

"Cool dude up top"Wendy said holding out her hand,Dipper was in a daze with her voice he thought it was beautiful and he blushed which his sister noted with a smirk 

"well don't leave me hanging"Wendy said then Dipper snapped outta his daze and hi fived Wendy and blushed while doing so

Then suddenly a van pulled up 5 teens inside, 4 of the teens shouted "Hey Wendy we gotta go come on" and the other one just texted Wendy saying that "EYO WE GOTTA GO LOL :0 ;) ;p"

"coming guys" Wendy shouted back

"wait you guys aren't gonna tell Stan? are you?"Wendy asked,and Dipper mimicked a zipper motion which Wendy did back  "Aight see ya dorks" Wendy said jumping on a tall tree and bending it to the ground then Dipper wondered if he could do that...

After Wendy left Dipper went back to reading "Sooo Dipper i noticed this morning you were blushing at Wendy" Mabel said leaning on the counter smirking 

"I don't know what your talking about Mabel"Dipper said,not even bothering to look up from his book (Not the journal btw) "I just like Wendy as a friend Mabel"

"Mhm..  yea sure you do Dipstick." Mabel said smirking as she walked upstairs

The next day

"Hey Wendy can we hangout with you and your friends?" Mabel said with a pleading tone and a big smile

"well idk how old are you guys again?" Wendy said and pondered why did they wanna hangout with her anyway? "We're 15 so technically a teen right?" Mabel said playing with her ponytail 

"What do you mean Mabel we're only--"Dipper tried to say but got elbowed in the gut by Mabel

"I guess you guys can come Let me just get my stuff together I'll be right back okay?"

As Wendy finished getting her stuff together the twins learned that the people who showed up yesterday were Tambry the girl who was always texting on her phone, Nate the one busy stuffing ice down a chunky kid's pants. Who was later revealed as Thompson who once ate a ran-over waffle for a nickel? Then was Lee the blonde hair he was pretty cool and was also helping put ice down Thompson's pants 

The last teen was Robbie who looked at the twins with pure hatred he thought they were gonna slow them down, especially Dipper he hated that Dipper looked so bored and didn't look that scared of Robbie at all.

"hey guys these are my friends from work they're pretty cool and fun to be around" Wendy said lifting Dipper's jacket on his face and ruffling Mabel's hair

"So are you like babysitting these dorks or what Wendy?"Robbie said as he looked coldly at the twins

"What was that?" Dipper said cutting his eyes at Robbie

"It's time for you baby dorks to go to sleep already. What you want a bottle?" Robbie said smirking 

And in the blink of an eye Dipper ran up And grabbed Robbie's sweater getting ready to deliver a beating Robbie would never forget, threw a fist and JUST before it hit his fist was pushed from Robbie's face by Wendy catching his punch 

Now Dipper was surprised by this because his punch was meant to fold somebody like an omelette, even if it was a half strength punch."Hey.. Dipper calm down I'm sure Robbie was just kidding so come on let's go I wanna have some fun" 

"Don't worry bro i'll kick him for you" Mabel said as she walked up behind Robbie and kicked in the back of the shins, he howled in pain as twins laughed got in the the van\car and drove off...

Some where in the shack

"Kids find me the remote  I can't find it and I don't feel like standing up!"Stan said 

"Next up is the Dutchs" a TV guy said 

"KIDS HELP!!!!" Stan yelled in the shack 

With  Dipper and Mabel

As the teens and the imposters (Dipper and Mabel) made it to the abandoned store they came across a fence that all the teens jumped first "Dare you to race me to the other side?" Mabel said as she smirked 

"-sigh-  i guess so "Dipper said as he stretched and got ready And as the twins ran up one of them didn't even climb the fence, Dipper just jumped over the fence altogether and Mabel ran across the the fence and a back-flip over the fence, But in all Mabel got Style points but Dipper still won.As them team of 8 made there way to the door of the store  they found that "Mr.Leader" (Robbie) couldn't open the door,and that's when Dipper said "let me take a crack at it" 

"Oh sure I couldn't open it but little Hercules over hear can do it" but reluctantly Robbie agreed. Dipper thought for a minute about how the door was made then he seen it had two metal sticks keeping the door locked so a hard nudge would break them both.Then Dipper taking a running start, and drop kicked that door open breaking the one of the windows and all.(A little much but it's hard not to be badass.)

"Got it. you can come in ladies" Dipper said with a mocking voice, still on the floor from the drop kick

"Dude that was so cool" Lee said energeticly

"Your new name is doctor fun times" Nate exclaimed

"I guess that was okay" Robbie stated kinda mad that dipper showed him up

As the teens and Imposters walked the abandoned store and looked around Wendy found a light switch and the whole place roared to life"Woah dudes I can't believe this place still has electricity"Nate said in wonder

"So not to kill the mood of anything"Dipper started "do you guys know what happened here?"

" Well sorta we kinda heard online that these two old people died in here...."Tambry stated uncomfortably "But that's basically all we know........"

Dipper could tell that he just killed the the mood big time so he came up with an idea,He grabbed a hot dog and threw it at Robbie hiting him square in his stomach, shouting"FOOD FIGHT" then ducked under cover getting more ammo(food) then the group split into 2 teams

One team had Mabel,Robbie,Lee,and Thompson

The other Team had Dipper,Wendy,Nate and the Tambry Who actually put down here phone to play

Now Dipper knew he couldn't throw worth shit so he jumped out of cover and started dodging food, teasing the other team making Robbie especially Angry

Somewhere in the shack

"OMG I thought I would hate the Dutches but I love it"Stan said eating ice cream tub

"I'm not afraid anymore mother!"
"Dutche's I forbid you"
I may be a dutches but I AM STILL A  WOMAN

"Ha in your face Elizabeth" Stan laughed the screen then started crying "Its just like my life......... in a way"

With the twins

The battle had almost come to an end both team were out of ammo and they tried to go out to get more.BUT THEY DAMN THERE USED EVERYTHING IN THE AISLE. But little did they know,Robbie had a devil dog in his hand hidden from his team he was aiming at Dipper because he seemed relaxed enough not to dodge or block. (A\N: And keep in mind Dipper was only hit once by Mabel)

Then in the blink of an eye Robbie jumped from out cover on to the counter and threw the dog and Dipper with lightning fast speed.But then Dipper just sighed caught the dog, whipped around and threw it back to Robbie and landed it square in his FACE.As that was happening everybody else was in shock. Even Dipper he didn't think he could throw that good maybe it was a one time thing or was he always over thinking it,well he would have to think about it some other time

There was clapping all around the teens were so surprised "Dude That was like something outta a movie"Nate clapped with joy

"Hey Dr.fun can you teach how to do that I might need it for gym class next semester"Lee semi whispered

Not gonna lie Dipper thought that these teens would call the babies and tease them or bully them like the kids in their school but he was actually having fun.He wanted to do stuff like all the TIME and especially with Wendy who was laughing and clapping with them, and He was blushing hard

"Hey! Is that smile dip I thought this stuff was baned like everywhere"Mabel said opening a "fresh" pack

"Maybe they had a good reason to..."Dipper said walking away going to find Wendy, leaving Mabel to her own devices 

2 hours later

Dipper and Wendy eating ice cream they were also sitting on top of a shelf, for Dipper and Wendy this had been a beautiful night and everything was slowly calming down a bit...

"thanks Dipper"Wendy said between licks of the ice cream

"for what I didn't do anything worth a thanks" Dipper said as he stopped eating the ice cream

"Yea right you dork"Wendy said giving his hair a nuggie "Don't you see what happened because of you, you were the reason we all are here now, the way you kicked down that door was badass by the way.But look around i'be never seen the guys be this close before" As she and Dipper,looked over to all the boys stuffing ice down Thompson's pants laughing

 "I'm also amazed that you made Tambry PUT down here phone during something now that this is the most she looked up from her phone EVER, I mean I haven't did that since we were kids  now  that takes skill. also is your sister gonna be ok? Because she's going ham on the smile dip" As Dipper looked over to his sister watching her eat something?

"Yea nah she'll be fine.. probably" Dipper said seemingly shrugging it off but he was still worried

"HEY GUYS WE NEED MORE ICE" Robbie exclaimed

"On it!" Dipper said jumping off the case and going to get more ice but when he got there Dipper saw something strange.It was like he saw a brain and two eyeballs,then when he rubbed his eyes looked and again and saw SKELETONS off the whole group. But then it just vanished and we'll Dipper had seen enough,he knew now he had to get everybody out of this store right now

He had thoughts about telling the group about what he saw but he then thought that they would treat him like the kids at school and he actually liked hanging out with these guys.Dipper wanted to get it over with and tell them until he heard

"Hey guys look what I found,you guys gotta see this!"
The group(minus Mabel for reason you can understand)  then rushed over to see what this was about

Then they teens were in awe they had found to chalk line body figures,and Dipper well Dipper was disgusted in the chalk outlines and the teens

"Dare me to lay in it" Nate exclaim with a smug grin

And the teens dared and as this was going on dipper had some thoughts. Are they really gonna lay in CHALK OUTLINES wtf is wrong with your friends Wendy?  Dipper thought in frustration

"Hey guys take a pic" Nate said getting into the body pose every teen then taking out there phone laughing it off

"really guys? This is what you do?"Dipper said in a annoyed voice he was leaning on the counter they were next to and to say the least he looked mad as hell.

"What do you mean bro?" Lee started then walking next to Dipper flashing him a golden smile "its all in good fun  dr fun times"

"Yea lee I get that... but isn't this like really bad to do? don't get me wrong i loved this night but this, is mad disrespectful to the dead"Dipper stated in sadness

"Ok and who cares? their gone and dead now "Robbie stated coldly

"still that's really asshole level off reasoning but hey that's your opinion" Dipper said with a mocking grin

" Dipper  bro i thought you were cool man its just a joke so cut it out"Wendy said trying to calm everyone down

"Oh ok so if i danced on your grave you'd be cool with that?" Dipper asked 

"Wtf no i wouldn't be that's very disrespectful to me and the dead" Wendy said with a annoyed tone

"oh ok and you said those old people died here?"Dipper said folding his arms

"Yea so? what does that have to-" Wendy said finally catching on " wow Dipper thats SOOO smart. you just made me humble myself" Wendy exclaimed now being sarcastic and rolling her eyes

"you know what guys maybe i should take these guys home. i don't think i should've brought them anyway"Wendy said with a tired face

When Wendy said this Dipper was pretty sad at this he didn't really wanna go so he said"hey look they have Dancy Pants Revolution. The game that tricks people into exercising."

They teen should there in shock then started to complain about who would go first which then lead up to Thompson going first (somehow?) \(- -)/ 

 'Okay, think. None them will believe me if I say this place is haunted. They'd probably just laugh me off BUT HOW.' Dipper thought 

"hey Marbels(this is Dipper nickname for her) i need some- oh no"

Mabel was covered in a sea of smile dip and some dripping from her mouth , and well she didn't look all to smiley "yea nevermind imma just go AND DON't EAT ANYMORE SMILE DIP"Dipper yelled sternly and all Mable could do was give him a small lazy thumbs up.

Then Dipper went off in the corner to think about his next step but as he was doing that he saw a bright flash and heard a phone drop and then he had seen that Tambry, had vanished seemingly to nowhere.

Dipper then picked up the phone then read: AHHHHHHHH where am i this is so not cool!  :( :( :( :(

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO TAMBRY"Robbie yelled out-loud to seemingly nobody

then they all looked over at  Thompson who was really killing it at dancy pants" wait i almost got the high score"he said dancing real hard.Then the same disappearing flash appeared and at that Thompson was inside the game.

Uh?" Thompson mumbled, disoriented. "What?

"It's time to shake what your mama gave you!!" the game said.

Suddenly, the direction arrows started falling, and hitting Thompson. Their points dug into the poor guy's skin almost drawing blood, and Thompson began running around, trying to dodge them.

" Wow! you're a dance machine!" the game declared as the sixth  blue arrow hit Thompson in his butt.

"No!" Thompson said, almost crying as he curled up into a ball to protect his face. "You're a dance machine!"  he yelled

"No not Thompson"Lee yelled to nobody but the store.

"Screw that we gotta get outta here! hey kid grab your sister and come on" Robbie said as he tried to open the door. But then he noticed that the door wouldn't budge so he put his hand through the broken window and tried to open in from the outside.But as soon as he tried that the glass shards that dipper broke flew back into the window,one of them almost cutting Robbie's hand in the process.

When Dipper went to find Mabel he saw that she wasn't their in her normal smile dipped spot, and while looking around the store he found that she was nowhere to be found. He then went back to the group trying to find a solution,Lucky he brought the Journal with him

Dipper pulled out the Journal at that, and flipped to the page about ghosts. There in red it stated that ghosts always have a reason for what they do, a purpose behind their mayhem. It wasn't much, but something was better than nothing.

"Everybody, stop!" Dipper shouted, trying to getting the scared teens to calm down some. "Something's disturbing whatever's doing this! If we can figure out what it is and fix it, they might let us out of here!"

"Yeah, that makes a lot of sense!" retorted the oh SO-helpful Robbie.

"I don't know guys, maybe he's got a point! he as went on many crazy adventures before" Wendy responded, waiting for any solution the group could get.

"Yeah right," Lee yelled  sarcastically. "I'm sure the ghost just wants to talk about why he or she died! or something like that!" he then said rolling his eyes

As soon as the words left Lee's tongue, he vanished in the same green flash  as the two others, then he appeared on the cover of a cereal box.

"W-What?" Lee spoke as he suddenly felt milk being poured on him (ruining his hat and hair).

"I'm bonkers for eating you whole!" the cereal's bird said as it raised its spoon at Lee.Then started to beat him in the end with it

When that was going on Mabel started to float from the back of the store and said"" Welcome to your graves, teenage trespassers ," the seemingly possessed  Mabel continued, " Ha ha ha ah ah!!! " 

"  okay sorry ghost's were really sorry for hanging out in your store.We were just trying to have fun" Wendy said with a incredibly sorry and fearful look on her face

"Yea we are sorry ghost we never meant any harm! we just wanted to explore!" Lee said with the same look as Wendy

"Well  okay,  BUT DON'T EVER COME BACK" the ghost said, its voice getting softer in an instant. "You can leave now. "

With a flick of Mabel's wrist, the front doors flew open. Nate and Wendy looked at each other, not believing how easy it was to get out of here.

"But before you leave, hot dogs are now half off," the ghost said. "I know it might be insane, but you gotta try these hot dogs!"

Nate screamed out of fear and sprinted for the door, apparently not really interested in the discount food (can't think of a reason why). But the doors shut before he could reach them, sealed tight and almost like they would never open again...

" You really thought i would let you go after you BROKE one of my windows and trashed my store? HA that's laughable"  the possessed Mabel held her stomach in laughter "that's pretty funny how naive and dumb you teens are"

"Well at least we aren't dead like you" Robbie said hands in sweater pockets grinning

"he he yea at least we have legs" Nate said  probably thinking that the ghosts don't have legs. And as soon as he stated that he was turned into a half roasted hot dog

"OH you guys smart mouthed kids aren't you?" The ghost Mabel said sarcastically. "well how do you like this?" the ghost Mabel stated  taking her hands and twisting them making gravity seemingly invert and make the rest of the teens fall to the ceiling,Knocking Robbie out in the process. The ghost then revealing that it was a married couple, and holding Mabel by the ponytail.

Now Dipper didn't care if Robbie got knocked out, hell Dipper wouldn't care if Robbie broke his arm or both his legs.but that fact that these ghost had his sister made him very,very,very upset. He then saw a rack of metallic bats nearby and took one, but slowly but surely Dipper trudged toward the ghost holding Mabel.

Wendy on the other hand was very afraid and she was trying to hide under one of those counter things." hey Dipper come here i don't think the ghost can see us-" but Dipper just kept walking, the bat dragging on the floor.

Dipper was very angry at this point, not only had they ruined his night and mostly everybody else's. but they were toying and controlling  his sister and that was just to much. Dipper could feel himself losing control to a weird sensation that he was to angry to refuse

"Hey you fucking ghosts"Dipper said while his birth mark glowing red 

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As Dipper ran to the two ghosts that thought they were untouchable got whacked by Dipper who jumped in the air to to a downward strike.When the husband ghost tried to grab Dipper, (having dropped Mabel already ) his hand was caught  by a very strong Dipper. He had the ghost in a VICE tight grip making the husband ghost hand break in two.

As the husband was wailing n pain Dipper ran up once again and beat the the ghost into the floor, striking over and over again until the husband  ghost was nothing but  pool of ectoplasm that  kinda  stained his clothes (DISGUSTING)  he then started to emit a red glow, all around his body he started pointing to the wife ghost, the gesture stating that she was next.

"What did you do to my husband!?! " she roared in anger, " Answer me, you disrespectful little brat!" she then tried to punch Dipper through the chest almost hitting him but he dodged just at the right time.

"don't know don't care. just know i'm gonna do the same to you and just know. i'm not actually a teen" Dipper responded, ready to strike.the wife ghost tried to make dipper fly into a wall but then found that her ghostly powers weren't working on the now angry imposter of the teens.This gave Dipper the chance to grab her ghost hand and throw her into one of the food aisles

while the ghost wife was in a daze he grabbed her arm and crushed in half earning him another howl of pain. As this was going on Wendy was dumbfounded when she  looked at what was happening. She was also glad that Dipper was on her side and made a mental note never to poke to much fun at him ever.

Dipper did the same thing  he did to the husband to the wife with another pool of ectoplasm. and with that the night was  over, everything went back to normal in that store and the group made a point never to come  back. But Wendy had to say a few things to Dipper.

"Well," Wendy said nonchalantly as she walked around the van, "I'll probably be scared of convenient stores for life."

Dipper let out a little scoff and nodded, leaning on the vehicle with his arms crossed. The rest of the group were laying in the van probably trying to figure out what the hell just happened.And to get some shut-eye to recover from the insanity that was their night. Dipper didn't join them though. He wasn't tired in the slightest, wide awake from what had happened. As much as he would've liked to sleep, to spend a few hours pretending this never happened, he couldn't. There was too much on his mind. One such thing being...

"Why did you tell them that?"

Wendy then stared at him , confused.

"I heard what you told them," Dipper said. "About what I did. You made me sound like so hero, not some monster or manic."

Wendy gave that a chuckle. "C'mon man, you weren't that scary"

"I saw it in your eyes, Wendy," Dipper said, cutting off Wendy's lie. "I saw the look on your face. You were afraid. And not because of those ghosts."

Dipper closed his eyes and turned his head away to the store."You were and still are Afraid of me."

For a moment there was silence, until the boy heard the sound of steps approaching him. Just as he turned his head back to see what was going on, Wendy slung her arm over Dipper's shoulders and leaned against the van with him, he fought the urge to blush.

"yeah," Wendy admitted. "It was scary. Seeing you so angry, and so ...gory and bloody... So it was a little, scary."

"but I  get that you only did that for Mabel so I forgive you but warn me before you try it okay?" Wendy said flashing a awkward smile

Dipper couldn't help but chuckle "yea okay I will"

"Great! now get in the van, dork. before Stan suspects something" Wendy said ruffling his hair. "and remember no telling" Wendy said pushing Dipper in the van mimicking the zipper from before which Dipper did back, before falling asleep with Mabel..

Alright guys I know what your gonna say  and i really have to excuse i just had no motivation to write after I was ungrounded  so yea but i'm back now. and i will try to upload stories weekly keyword: Try

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