Guys i just changed the pfp of my story bc i didn't like the old one so if your confused this is still the same story also 

Shout-out to @-XDiamond  she/he is pretty cool ;)

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Dipper ran angrily into the forest after what happened.He really couldn't believe he was THAT weak, Yeah sure he might be the best goddamn fighter in this town, next to Mabel of course.But to think he was THAT weak is very surprising. Dipper knew his limits, he also knew that he had a very low winning chance,but he never in a million years thought he would get "Middle aged woman" or for the machine to say "Your such a cutie" Needless to say he felt like his manhood had been taken, Ripped and stepped on.

*Flashback*

Dipper , Mabel and their con artist- I mean such a Great business man grunkle Stan were in the local town Dinner, And well Stan kinda forgot where he put his wallet.

"Damn it!" Stan yelled at the table banging on the table in the process"okay Kids i think i forgot my wallet"

"WHAT that is so lame" Mabel said then put her head on the Table

Dipper then looked around, kinda upset at the fact that he had to come here basically against his will by Mabel and because he just learned that he wasn't getting any breakfast, and he wanted his hash browns. Until he spotted a pulling machine that had a sign that read "if you can beat this machine YOU GET FREE PANCAKES"

"hey guys there's a pull machine that's giving out free pancakes" Dipper said pointing to the machine

"well i would punch it but my arms are kinda sore from all the things i make for the shack,So there's really no point so lets go" Stan said getting up and lowering his eye patch

"I mean i could try to take a crack at it" Dipper said cracking his knuckles 

Mabel almost busted out laughing "YOU WOULDN'T MAKE THAT MACHINE MOVE AN INCH" 

"oh Shut up Marble i'm trying it anyway i don't care what you think" Dipper said coldly then walking away 

As Dipper walked to the machine with pride then stared it down with determination he grabbed the machines stick and with all his might PULLED back. But the lever barely budged and after he walked over there with so much pride he caused so many people in the dinner to look at him like he was the stupidest kid in the world

"Haha Stupid Machine must be broken or something" Dipper said putting his hands the back of his head. Then this giant of a lumberjack man who looked strangely like Wendy came over to the machine, barely poked it  then that ball that was at the very bottom SHOT UP to the top

Dipper had never ran outta a place so fast in his life because of all the laughing at him Mabel was sadly right.

*End Of flashback 

that sadness turned into rage real quick to calm himself down he bought two packs of beef jerky

Dipper flexed his very small bicep, and  at the groaned at mediocre swell. Sure, he was only fourteen, but someone with a big enough reputation like him he had should be able to have more than that. Especially if he planned to take on someone Really  dangerous like the "the one who shall not be named" that mysterious Journal mentioned. Man, Dipper had to find out how to erase that red ink or whatever the hell it was, Or heck, even just if Gideon ever showed his fat little face again. Dipper got lucky the last time he fought the little goblin, when his magic amulet stopped working for some reason Dipper couldn't think of it was like every time he thought about that his mind would go blank. If Gideon was serious about taking his revenge, he likely wouldn't make the same mistake twice.

Dipper threw a piece of jerky in his mouth and chewed down hard in frustration and anger. He'd tried building up some muscle before, but it never really worked he always had to stop because he was not feeling it, or it wasn't working. Maybe it was because he hadn't finished puberty yet but all he could ever manage was being fit and lean and a little lanky. It seemed getting jacked was a far off dream that could never happen.

Dipper was fastly brought out of his monolog as the ground began to shake. The shaking grew stronger and stronger as the seemingly seconds that felt like minutes  passed, and before Dipper could wonder if this was an earthquake or what, he heard a deep roar come from further in the forest. Various woodland creatures suddenly burst forth from all the bushes,  all of them fleeing in fear. Dipper hopped out of the way of a few, and saw Manly Dan (Wendy's dad) run with the animals

Then he saw what they were running from. Dipper found himself staring up at the biggest, buffest, and the most Beefy Cow in the world.

The Cow staring hard into Dipper almost as he wanted something from him,The cow breathed heavily

"Youngling I am a MANOTOUR and I have climbed the highest mountains,Fought the scariest beasts, and ate 5-star chef meals but I have never smelt anything better than whats in your hands right now" the Manotour Stared at the jerky that was in Dipper's hands "May i have some?"

Dipper looked the seemingly monster up and down. This thing looked pretty strong  and he didn't want to be put through a tree.Suddenly, the Manotaur started sniffing, a weird odor making itself know to him. He got closer to the small lanky boy, and realized the smell was coming from him.

"I smell... feelings of embarrassment! and Weakness" the Manotaur announced.

Dipper put on a annoyed expression, then he wondered if being reminded of his failures would ever make him more of a man. However, now that he thought about it, there was a SUPER-manly guy right next to him that seemed friendly enough. 

"You're pretty strong, right Manotaur?" Dipper asked conversationally, already knowing the answer.

" PRETTY strong? I'M TOO STRONG" the beast of a man Stated, Punching a tree,making the said tree fall. "I'm so strong that my biceps have their own six-packs! i'm not sure why though.."He then did an impressive flex  Dipper saw that this was very true.

"Yes you may have this whole bag of this jerky and more, on one condition," Dipper said holding the jerky in front of the manotaur.

"yes ANYTHING for that breath taking smell"The manotour said while he was drooling

"Well for one tell me you're name. and Would you train me?"Dipper asked in a pleading tone

"heh kid the names Chutzpar and i'd be happy to train you.Hell i'll do more than train you,i'll turn you into a legend,well that is if my cave men say so". The manotaur named Chutzpar said

"Really? thanks Chutzpar i look forward to working with you" Dipper said then giving Chutzpar the jerky, which the manotaur ate with so much hunger he asked for more.Then with that Dipper's training started...

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With that, Chutzpar took off like a bullet, charging through trees as if they were thin air. Dipper held  tight. Hell, they might have broke a couple records while running through the forest, Dipper's eyes widened when he saw  Chutzpar run straight at a cliff. Before the boy could say anything, the Manotaur jumped the giant gully, sailing through the air. However, Dipper was less concerned with the impending drop, and more with the fact that they were about to collide head-on with the side of a mountain. 

BOOOM

Dipper slowly opened his eyes. He decided that he didn't feel particularly dead or injured, so that was a good sign. As Dipper glanced around to get his bearings, he realized that the Manotaur must've broken through the side of the mountain and landed in some kind of cave.

A cave filled with Manotaurs.

Dipper watched in amazement at the sight, looking at the creatures going through their routines. Some were lifting weights (that were made of bones, by the way), some were doing push-ups, some were playing foosball, one was even playing darts (badly, and Dipper noted that).

"So this is where Manotaurs live?" Dipper asked as stood up and dusted off.

Chutzpar nodded as he guided the boy through the cave. "The gnomes live in the trees and in the ground for some strange reason, the merpeople live in the water, 'cause they're FRICKIN LOSERS! But we Manotaurs, crash in the MAN CAVE!"

At that, he stopped walking as the two reached a gong. He grabbed a bone, and quickly struck the gong. As the noise reverberated through the cave, the other Manotaurs paused what they were doing and turned to face the duo, curious as to what was going on.

"BEASTS!" Chutzpar announced. "I have brought you, a almost hairless child!"

"okay........and?" one of the many manotaurs said

He then suddenly shoved Dipper forward, showing him to the others."umm S'up?" Dipper greeted awkwardly, he really didn't like being put on the spot like this

"This is, uh... let me think for a minute......." the Manotaur paused, trying to get everyone's names right. "Pubetor, Testosteror, Pituitor, and you already know i'm  Chutzpar. And you are?"

"My name's Dipper," the boy said.

The Manotaurs started booing, seemingly believing that "Dipper" wasn't sufficiently manly.

 Dipper then thought for a minute, He was technically (in his eyes) banished from the diner for being such a wuss "... The Banished Destructor?" the boy then added.

The Manotaurs nodded, grumbling that the addition made it better.

Chutzpar struck the gong again, regaining the others' attention. "Dipper The Banished Destructor wants us to teach him the secrets to our manliness."

Dipper then nodded. "I want to be strong, like you guys. I want be strong enough so if I get into some trouble that nobody can do anything i can help"

"I must confer with the High Council," Testosteror said as the rest of the Manotaurs entered a group huddle.

"So... teach him our manly secrets or what?" Testosteror asked in a slightly hushed voice.Dipper didn't even think that was possible

"He's a human and kinda smells of weakness  ," Pituitor said. "I don't like him."

"I DON'T LIKE YOUR FACE! YOU DUMMY!" Testosteror declared as he punched Pituitor in the face.

The talk soon devolved into a storm of punches, grabs, and kicks and that one weird Manotaur who was biting the other's leg.

Dipper sighed. ' Maybe i should've just went to a gym... '

A lot of punching later

"After a lot of punching, and kicking" Testosteror said with his eyes closed, "we have decided to deny your request to learn our VERY manly secrets."

"Denied!" Pituitor declared as he punched himself in the face causing it to swell.

"Denied?" Dipper asked, somewhat displeased at the long wait just to be denied, before getting a mischievous grin. "Ok, fine. That's okay with me. Obviously you guys think it would be too hard to train me. Guess you're just not man enough to try."

The Manotaurs gasped at the statement, several giving the boy angered glares.

"Not MAN enough!?"Testosteror  asked as he angrily approached the small child.

" Banished..." Chutzpar said worried and concern washing on his face.

"NOT MAN ENOUGH!?!" Testosteror repeated louder this time."I HAVE three Y chromosomes, six adam's apples, and FISTS FOR NIPPLES!" Testosteror declared somewhat proudly.

Dipper repressed a gag at the sight of the angry Manotaur proving his last statement to indeed be true .

"but it still seems like you NOT MAN ENOUGH to teach me, so i gues-" "WE will train you Banished" Dipper was then interrupted by Testosteror "but only if you can complete the Trial 

Later

Dipper followed the Manotaurs at a leisurely pace, hands in his pockets. They were walking to some point at the base of the mountain for Dipper's first "Manliness Trial". The young boy hoped this would prove useful, and non-lethal. After all, the Manotaurs' workout routine might be beyond what a human could survive, especially one that hadn't even gone fully through puberty. But he could cross that bridge when he came to it.

Dipper realized the Manotaurs had stopped, and saw they were surrounding a hole in the ground with a sign that said "Pain Hole".

"Being a man is about conquering your fears," Chutzpar explained.

"For your first man test," Testosteror said, "you must plunge your fist-INTO THE PAIN HOLE!

Dipper noticed that almost every Manotaur winced slightly at the mentioning of the task. That didn't feel right with him.

Testosteror who was almost embarrassed by his fellow manotaurs for looking so weak in front of this hairless child he then  walked up to the hole stuck his hand in, and in a moment of sheer pain, the very manly manotaur screamed got up and slapped himself in the face. 

Dipper cocked an eyebrow at the sight. "Whatever's in there isn't gonna cause any permanent damage, right?"

"Naw...," Chutzpar dismissed with a wave, before thinking about it some more. "Well... I mean, probably not?"

"Well that was oh so convincing," Dipper deadpanned.

"Look, do you want to be man, or not?" Chutzpar asked.

"Man! Man! Man! Man!" the Manotaurs chanted.

Dipper looked at the hole and sighed. He rolled up the sleeve of his letterman at he approached the hole, taking a deep breath, One thing he was particularly good at was blocking out pain, he kinda had to with a sister like his. Pain was just a signal from your nerves to your brain that something was wrong. Literally all in your head (that really says something about humans and animals alike). One could conceivably block out all pain with enough mental focus and control, no matter how painful.                                                                                                                                     Unfortunately, Dipper was no master at this, and whatever was in that hole looked like it hurt A LOT. Exhaling slowly, he psyched himself up for the incoming suffering. He slowly lowered his hand in, and-

Wow.

WOW OH SHIT.

HOLY CRAP, THAT HURT LIKE A THOUSAND TIMES TO HELL.

Dipper resisted the overpowering urge to immediately yank his hand out, pushing through the excruciating sensation as best he could, but DAMN did that hurt! He barely held back a scream of suffering, firmly keeping any exclamations inside, after that it felt like his hand was being ripped off.

'JUST WTF IS IN THAT HOLE?????'  Dipper thought in a panic

He glanced at Chutzpar, and through gritted teeth asked, " ... this all you got...? "

Chutzpar saw a great determination in his eyes "hehe far from it kid"

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MUCH later

Dipper left out a relieved breath as he settled into a hot spring. The aches in his body slowly started to hurt less,  and with the steam of the spring, and the boy relaxed. Say what you will about the Manotaurs, they knew how to train even if they don't smell to well.

Dipper had done numerous "Manliness Trials" over the course of the day, and they were no joke. Well, okay, SOME were jokes, He really didn't know why they gave him a tattoos but he didn't complain, he then thought about Stan and Mabel. 'I'm just as strong as Mabel and Stan but they treat me like a nerdy baby.i'll show them, i can be HARDCORE   (If you get that reference you are a power puff girl King/Queen)

A/N: imagine his hair being dark brown. ignore the seal in the back and the earring

 which in his opinion,  was pretty pointless. But the other trails, oh man, they were tough. Withstanding the pressure of water shooting out of a fire hydrant without flinching, towing a carriage filled with four Manotaurs and a horse, and jumping over a gorge, and also doing one-handed push-ups upside down on his fingers. 

So to safely say,he was tired. Tired, but satisfied Dipper was stronger, he could feel it. He still wasn't super buff, but his muscles were much tougher. With an experimental flex, he was satisfied to see his bicep bulge noticeably. And, with his shirt off in the hot spring, he saw that his average torso for a boy his age now sported a sturdy-looking six-pack.

' All this, in one day, if it was that easy i would have did this months ago  ' Dipper was in aw. '  this is Amazing. '

"Most impressive, Dipper The Banished" Chutzpar said. "I'm surprised that a almost hairless child has completed our trials so quickly."

"Thanks, Chutzpar," Dipper responded with a smile. "I'm surprised too. All this intense training should've left me exhausted or in pieces. But I'm not, and it's been working good. I feel a lot stronger." 

"oh yea i got the whole manotaur crew some beef jerky, i did make a promise to you BUT don't eat them all for yoursel share with the whole crew" Dipper said smiling then handing chutzpar 6 packs of the beef jerky.

"Banished, you are a good friend. You always keep promises i will share this" Chutzpar the Manly manotaur started to  tear up......  then started punching himself in the face for crying  

"Well, rest time over," Chutzpar said as he rose from the spring and tossed the beef jerky at the others. "One final task remains, Banished. The deadliest trial of all."

"I've survived forty-nine other trials," Dipper said with a cocky grin and clenched fist. "Whatever it is, bring it on!"

"Yeah!" the rest of the Manotaurs shouted.

"... Is this really necessary?" Dipper asked then looking at himself, he didn't feel very manly.

 "YES this is the clothes of MANLY MEN" Testosteror yelled

Dipper shrugged, figuring he could deal with it as long as there is no strong winds . He looked around and saw some of the Manotaurs setting up ceremonial torches, and when they finished they started hitting the heads of other Manotaurs like drums. Dipper was brought up onto a main podium, and the drumming suddenly stopped.

"Behold our leader," Chutzpar announced loudly, "Leaderaur!"

Out of a tunnel in the cave, an old and slow Manotaur came stumbling out, and Dipper noticed a re-pungent smell coming  from the elderly creature. Dipper looked confused at the old Manotaur,  'why would the rough and tumble Manotaurs would allow this old twig to lead them.'

"Is he like the oldest," Dipper whispered to Chutzpar, "or wisest, or...?"

"hm? oh Naw, he's just the offering," Chutzpar answered nonchalantly.

Before Dipper could even say "What?" the elderly Manotaur was suddenly eaten whole by a large shadow behind him. As the figure emerged from the shadows, Dipper's eyes widened in shock. The boy saw that this new Manotaur was easily twice as big as the already huge Manotaurs, maybe even bigger. He had dark fur all over his body, eyes that seemed to glow red, and a large scar over his chest.

" That is Leaderaur," Chutzpar said, pointing up at the enormous Manotaur.

' No kidding, ' Dipper thought, in awe at the incredibly powerful creature before him.

" You, " Leaderaur in a surprisingly deep voice said as he faced Dipper. " You wish to be a man?" 

Dipper pushed past his awestruck state to respond in a way the Manotaurs had taught him, by banging his chest and letting out a "Cry of Manliness". The rest of the Manotaurs joined Dipper's cry, showing their support. Leaderaur nodded at their approval, and looked back at Dipper.

" Then you must do heroic act, " Leaderaur said. " Go to highest mountain... "

At that, the man of all creatures plunged his hand into his own chest, releasing a reflexive cry of pain in the process. Dipper winced slightly as gargantuan Manotaur pulled out from his chest a sword made of bone, and tossed it at the boy's feet.

" ... and bring back head of... the Multi-Bear! "

Dipper heard the rest of the Manotaurs gasp at that. Apparently they had thought the challenge would be something else.

"The Multi-Bear?" Dipper asked, hoping for more of a explaination.

" He's our sworn enemy! " Leaderaur declared. well that didn't help Dipper at all " Conquer him and your mansformation will be complete and you will be a MAN AMONG MEN. NOW GO" the leader said giving Dipper the chance to pick up the weapon and run out the giant hole in the wall

Skip to when Dipper gets to the cave cause i'm lazy

Dipper tiptoed into the cave that the Multi-Bear supposedly lived in. The boy kept his guard on high alert. He pointedly avoided stepping on any of the bones littering the ground(because who tf wants to step on people or a thing's bones) 

attempting to keep his noise-level to a minimum of a string dropping. He then realized that there was a light breeze blowing into the cave, meaning the Multi-Bear could most likely smell him. Abandoning his attempt at stealth which he greatly dreaded,  so he then instead put his whole focus into observation, attempting to find his target.

' What the hell even IS a Multi-bear?, ' Dipper wondered to himself as he trudged along the rocky cave.

A shadow stirred. The boy stopped as he saw an enormous creature rise in a corner of the cave. The monstrosity rose from its slumber and turned to see the young intruder, while Dipper viewed the beast of eight heads and various limbs and torsos melted into a single being.

' Ohhhhhhh, ' Dipper thought, 'that's a multi-bear. '

Numerous heads began roaring angrily at Dipper's presence, and Dipper for some reason almost dropped his sword at the sight this thing had a face NOT EVEN a mother could love.

"Bear heads, silence!" the lead bear head spoke as it swatted a few. "Child, why have you come here?"

"Multi-bear!" Dipper announced, trying to sound  dramatic. "I have been sent by the Manotaurs to defeat you!"

Multi-bear snarled at the mention of the Manotaurs. "This is very foolish! Leave now, or die by my sharp PAWS!"

In response, Dipper simply slammed his sword into the the cave floor and giving the bear a glare seemingly more scary than the devil himself.

"So be it then!" multi-Bear snarled as it charged the somewhat muscular boy.

With reflexes as fast lightning, Dipper sprinted out of the way of the charging animal. He ran up the slope of the cave wall, his momentum carrying him up to the ceiling just as Multi-Bear passed under him. Dipper kicked off the top of the cave and flew down, landing a almost brain damaging  kick on one of Multi-Bear's heads as he fell. as the Multi-Bear stumbled around, disoriented by the strike.Dipper jumped off of one the bears many heads.

' So even though I only hit one head, the rest still feel it, ' Dipper thought with a smirk.  'very Interesting .'

Multi-bear woke up from his disoriented state, and threw some bones at him, The all bones that flew at Dipper, were knocked away in mid-air with some quick slashes. However, Dipper realized a tad bit too late that Multi-Bear only used the bones as a distraction, and only to charge Dipper again. Multi-Bear swung an arm at Dipper, with the boy not having the time to dodge fully.

But then again, he had no really intention of dodging.

Digging his feet into the ground, Dipper then grabbed the multi-bear's paw, and flipped him over his shoulder. Dipper really wondered that that training did to his body for him to do this. The Multi-Bear was visibly shocked such a small human was able to do such a thing, as Dipper grinned so widely it kinda hurt.

Dipper took FULL advantage of Multi-Bear's confusion and fired a powerful slash right into the beast's nearest face causing it's eye to go grey. Multi-Bear howled in pain, before lunging back at Dipper, trying to bite the boy with one of his heads. Dipper was prepared however, and just stabbed the bear in the paw.  He quickly kicked one head in its left eye, and the entire body of bear heads flinched to the right as if it was responding to the hit.  Dipper then jumped onto Multi-Bear and climbed up to just behind the main head. Dipper put the head into a choke hold, hoping that doing that would make the other heads not breath as well. His plan worked, and the whole beast began to fall backward... 

BUT Falling backward would crush Dipper between the Multi-Bear and the ground. Acting fast, Dipper flipped himself around so that he was sitting right in front of the main head when the beast hit the ground, The Multi-Bear's attempted trap proved to backfire even further, as he hit two of his heads on the stone cave of the floor when he fell, disorienting him even more. Dipper gave the multi bear some time to breathe before his delivered the final blow

"Enough, human child," Multi-Bear said weakly. "You have won. Just end me quickly and get it over with."

Dipper panted heavily. " wait... Really?"

Multi-Bear nodded weakly."But before you do, may I have one last request?"

"Umm... Okay?" Dipper said, not sure where this strange creature was going with this.

"I wish to die listening to my favorite song."

Dipper now had a confused  look on his face, and saw one of the arms point to a cassette player resting on a rock not too far away, Dipper really didn't know how he didn't see that.

"The tape is already in there," Multi-Bear said as Dipper slid off of his body. "You can just hit any- Yeah, yeah, that's it."

Dipper was surprised that when he hit the play button, he recognized the group.

"You listen to Icelandic pop group BABBA?" the boy asked.

Multi-bear nodded. "You know of them?"

Dipper nodded. "Yeah, they play on the radio all the time all thought i don't like them i still dance when my sister, This song's 'Disco Girl', right?."

"Yes," Multi-Bear answered. "All the manotaurs made fun of me because I know all the words to the song, that's why i don't hang out with them now."

"... Seriously?" Dipper asked. "That's why you're there 'sworn enemy'?"

"yes...Laugh if you must but this is my favorite song" The multi bear then started to hum the words bu then he heard Dipper drop his sword. " Child why have you dropped your weapon? i hoped that i was a good fight for you"

"i'm not gonna kill you bro,Even though i don't like the music i won't shame you for it"

"you are kind child but what are you gonna tell the other manotaurs?" the bear asked

Dipper then noticed something far of in the corner of the cave it was a multi bear head...

"ah yes that was my brother's head... he died and told me to keep at least four of his many heads" the multi bear then look down sadly as if remembering a sad thought

"well i think i need one... i'm sorry if it means a lot to you but if you and I want to keep it cool between the manotaurs  i have to take one..." Dipper said

The bear looked like he was in deep thought "yes if you must i loo forward to see you again, The Banished"

"alright then i'll come back for when i'm bored and maybe we can fight again" Dipper said grabbing the bear head and then jumping out the cave with a smirk.

Now Dipper Didn't know it but he was being seen by a blonde girl who was at the time driving with her butler in her own personal limousine. Then that said girl saw a boy with no shirt on with tattoos going down his arms and back.

She blushed at how he wasn't wearing any shirt, (well he wasn't wearing much of anything at all) She was also kinda grossed out by the head Dipper was carrying   She then thought how he would look right in front of her....

I'm Lazy  

When Dipper got into the MAN CAVE he threw the head in the middle of the room and started to do the battle cry the manotaurs taught him

"AH young one you have succeeded!.  Leaderaur yelled with pride, Dipper smiled at that  " But just know that Non of the other manotaurs want me to do this but i feel that i need to... unless you become a manotaur,  you must not leave this cave  with our MANLY secrets. he than flexed  "Again this was my idea and non of the manotaurs took part in it, BUT if you don't wanna be a manotaur, you must fight me till I can't fight anymore"

Now what the hell was this? Dipper thought the manotaurs were cool but he didn't wanna KILL or injury one of them, if he wants to keep on good Friends in the manotaurs he can't back down.... but all of this JUST to be a man?

Dipper reluctantly agreed in the end,He did another war cry and yelled "I EXCEPT YOUR challenge

All was peaceful on the mountainside, until an enormous explosion of rock and dust blew out from the stone, From the cloud of dust, Dipper slid down the steep mountain, coughing as he balanced precariously on his feet, and Leaderaur's swung a mighty fist. He'd barely managed to avoid Leaderaur's heavy attack, but then again the rocks that hit him on the way out had still battered him pretty good.

Dipper heard a Earth shaking roar from behind him and he saw Leaderaur charging down the mountain at him, this was no friendly match anymore, this manotaur was out for BLOOD. The boy quickly thought through his options. He had no hope of being able to out-muscle the titan of a beast.The guy was so jacked Dipper wasn't even sure he could be hurt. No... No, he could be hurt. Dipper remembered when Leaderaur had pulled the sword out of his chest, and the pained cry he'd let out. Okay, so Leaderaur wasn't invincible, but how in the world was Dipper supposed to hit him hard enough to puncture the Manotaur's chest? Didn't seem like anything  would do the trick.

' Woah! ' Dipper thought as he suddenly jumped out the way of a  hot stream of fire from one of the Manliness Trials that nearly roasted him.

Leaderaur was gaining on him fast (pretty fast for a cow). Dipper needed to get off the mountain ASAP. When he landed he broke off into a run/ slide, tearing down the mountain as fast as he could. Leaderaur roared in anger at the sight of Dipper trying to flee, and in a single leap sailed over Dipper and landed at the base of the mountain. The Manotaur throwing anything he could find up at Dipper, who kept dodging them.

Dipper had a shit eating grin on his face. Leaderaur might thought he'd cut off Dipper's escape route, but not only had he moved right where the boy wanted him, but he'd also forgot one path Dipper still had, under his legs.

Dipper charged at the great Manotaur, with Leaderaur thinking that he wanted to fight him head on (he was wrong), Dipper then ducked under some burning objects. As he got close to Leaderaur , the Manotaur tried to grab him, but Dipper dive-rolled under Leaderaur's legs, narrowly avoiding the grapple

And to make the matters worse Dipper did the most unmanly thing ever....

he punched up as he was dive-rolling right into the manotaurs "family jewels" if this didn't hurt him he didn't know what would. (But NO man and i mean NO man can resist screaming for getting kicked or punched in the jewels.)

And yes Leaderaur must have felt that.... because of the bone chilling yell he let out

"Damn leaderaur that looked like it hurt. But to let out a girly scream like that, i don't think your much of a man anymore.." Dipper said with a smirk

enraged by getting punched in the jewels and being taunted, the Manotaur spun around and slammed his fist right down onto where he'd heard Dipper's voice come from, But unfortunately for him Dipper had already thought of  this, and jumped out of the way before the attack hit him. But it was only then, that Leaderuar realized his mistake, Because he then saw what Dipper had been standing above....

The Hole of Much Pain

" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!! " Leaderaur exclaimed in agony, trying to rip his arm out only made Dipper get on his back and push his arm in more... until he heard a sickening snap.The great manotaur let out yet another scream. Dipper then let Leaderuar  take his arm out, but then saw that that there was no arm at all....

The other manotaurs started chanting, and chutzpar looked proud of Dipper, Dipper panted hard, then he put his arms up in the air signaling he had won, Dipper Didn't even need that voice/feeling to win

After that all the Manotaurs wanted Dipper to be there New Leader but he turned them down and made chutzpar the new Leader

 "No I can't be your leader but i know someone who can" Dipper said while sitting on one of the manotaurs  tables

the manotaurs were very sad at this, who could be a better leader than "Dipper The Banished"until Dipper put the crown on chutzpar's head

"young one. I can't take this i'm not as strong as you" Chutzpar looked as if he was gonna cry of happiness. "i would have to slay at least 23 multi bears to be on your level"

Then Pubetor said " Chutzpar is the best person for the job, He always tears are fights up and sorts us out when we need it".

The manotaurs started to Chant "Chutzpar Chutzpar Chutzpar Chutzpar"  then Chutzpar  smiled and took his new crown, while all this was going on Dipper was of to the right, and was happy to help his new friend.

Dipper then looked at Chutzpar, smiled and nodded, he then mouthed "i'll come back to hang-out again" Dipper then put on his normal clothes and walked out of the cave...He still wondered what happened to the former leader...

With the former leader

"Ahh my brother's I need healing " the Leaderuar said holding what used to be his arm

"You are not the leader anymore." Testosteror said with the other manotaurs backing him up

"well can i at least hang out with you guys in the cave?" Leaduar said

"yea sure but you gotta except the new ruler CHUTZPAR" Testosteror said/ yelled

the giant manotaurs thought for a moment then said "yea sure I got tired of being ruler anyway"

Dipper smiled as he began walking back home through the woods, sore pretty much everywhere. In the end, after all of that work and training, it was like he had always said. Having muscle and power was good, something impressive and satisfying to work at. But in a fight, brains would always be more important than brawn.

Dipper looked down at his more developed six-pack, he could probably get any girl he wanted now. He flexed his biceps a bit. He smiled, he really liked having muscles.even though he might be the smartest fighter in the falls, the more he thought about it, he figured having both was a pretty Nice deal.

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OMG this was the most i have ever written we almost got to 6000 words!!!!

but that's pretty much all I have to say. If your wondering why I didn't wanna let Dipper kill the multi bear, it's because i actually like the multi bear. And if your wondering why i didn't let Dipper start a war between him and the manotaurs, Its kinda because I wanted Dipper to have some friends that aren't human, and because i think the manotaurs are pretty cool to Dipper. Anyway that's all your flame soldier king had to say SO PEACE OUT

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TAKE FANART that's not mine and keep in mind that I'm gonna make Mabel Have a chainsaw

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