pet peeve
"Biggest pet peeve, go." Daniel announced to Steven, Patricia, Peedee, Jeff and Connie.
The group of six was at returning to from eating at a Chinese buffet that just opened up near Empire University. While Jeff was still a dorm student of the college, Peedee, Connie, Tricia, Danny, and Steven we're visiting their friend.
"Pet Peeve? Hmm?" Patricia rubbed her chin, "what I forget if I ate something or misplace my snack."
"Wait? What?" Peedee turned to the glasses adorned woman.
"What?"
"How do one forget if they ate something?"
"I'm a busy woman, Fryman! Sometimes I walk away from my food when I'm struck by inspiration." Tricia pointed at him.
"So...you have food abandonment issues." Peedee nodded, folding his arms.
"There's no issue," Tricia smirked," I find something better to do than eat, and I leave my food or I rush it in between these pretty lips." She clicked her teeth, "no problem."
"Well, that's my pet peeve. Food deserters, finish your food, or take a damn don't bag." Peedee growled to the heavens, "someone worked hard making that!"
"You..." Connie started with a giggle, " You ok Pee?"
"Customers...Tourist customers, " Peedee sighed, getting a nod from his friends.
"Our hearts go out to you, Dee." Danny smirked.
"Hehe." Peedee mocked with a sneer, " ok, what yours, Danny?"
"Don't have any," Danny shrugged, "Cool as a cucumber."
"Dragonball Evolution."
"That movie was a hate crime to pop culture," Danny turned to Tricia with a pointed look, biting the back of his lips, "not a pet peeve a rightful grudge."
"He isn't wrong." Jeff nodded, "as for me...When someone don't give me the brand of soda I asked and paid for."
"Actually," Danny nods, " that is annoying, don't tell me Pepso is the same as Prof. Peb cause it's not."
"Soda Philistines. I swear, no respect for the cinnamon pinch." Jeff tacked on.
"Before this becomes a full-on soda justice warrior rant." Connie teased, "how bout we move on, Biscuit. Pet peeve?"
"Missing you." Steven grinned getting a kiss on his cheek.
"Also that." Peedee teased the couple, "that cuteness."
"We don't have to be Cute." The jambuds said in unison before sharing two very unwholesome grins at eachother.
"I take it back!" Peedee crossed his wrist," you two remain cute...and Steven, use your mouth to speak, not mark you girl's neck!"
"Ok, ok." Steven pulled away from the giggly Connie, "are Lion Lickers still a thing?"
"...Yyyes."
"There you go, "Steven smirked, getting a small groan from the boys, "Hey. One of us guys has to have taste."
"Eh~hmm! Are you saying Danny dosen't have taste?" Tricia folded her arms and arched her left brow, "cause I'm proof of the contrary." She smirked, "and you are one of his choices, too."
"Yet, he prefer Lion Lickers."
"Call them the 'exception' that proves the rule," Connie smirked.
"Guy can't like his lickers in peace." Danny shook his head, "all this treat-on-treat violence will leave blood on the streets."
"Sweet, confectionary citrus blood." Steven joked, " I will Cookie Catwalk on Lion Licker's grave."
"That bestows me with a strange visage of you C-walking...While voguing."
"And I'll end it with a dead drop."
That got the others laughing for a bit.
"So, Berry." Steven started pulling her close by her hip, "pet peeve, other than authors phoning it in at the end of their books, and movies based on books that ignore the original material."
"I-I feel like you're calling me out." Connie poked his pec, "that being said, I don't think it safe for me to say around this group."
"Connie, Sis." Danny gasped, hand on his chest" do you think we, would do such a thing as willfully annoy you for our own entertainment."
"Yes..." Connie deadpanned, "clutching your pearls doesn't change that."
"I do declare," Danny said like a southern belle while he fanned himself dramatically before holding his hand up, laughing in his normal voice.
"Fine...The english language."
The group turned to her a bit taken back.
"Ok...Just listen; it is not that the English language annoys me. Just that when people realize that nouns can be used as verbs...and abuse it cause it makes sense."
"So..." Jeff smirked," us velociraptoring back to my dorms, badgers you?"
"Why..does that make sense to me?" Tricia mutters.
"Really, you punks. You're doing this." Connie sighed.
"We aren't doing anything." Peedee challenged," don't need to get so hot aired."
"If that is not gaslighting to its fullest." Danny disputed with a smirk.
"Kind of mad that I understand the intent of these statements." Tricia murmured trying not to laugh
"See.." Connie muttered," it's a little thing but it annoys me."
"So if I said that the best day of my life was when I save from being rocked under a bolder while you book eye Unfamiliar familiar, would annoy you?" Steven jested as Connie looked disgusted yet blushed.
".....See, now I wanna fuck you and fuck you up." She pressed his nose, getting a laugh.
"Aw, you're Sandwich between two wants."
"The English language is fucking chaotic when you think about it..or maybe we strangely brain language." Tricia grinned seeing Connie betrayed face.
"I thought you loved me." Connie exasperated a gasp, "I can't believe you-"
"Knife your back." Jeff interfered.
"Ugh!"
"Really, though. That some chaotic logic brains do. " Danny admitted.
"No, it's logical; it is English that becomes lawless when it english without care, forcing your brain to brain appropriately, so you can logic your English," Connie explained before slapping her head.
"Raise your hand if you understood that...Perfectly." Danny announced; the whole group raised their hands before laughing.
"It's a fucking contagion." Connie groaned.
"So it's a bit of Englishing out of the norm; there's nothing wrong with that." Steven kissed her cheek, " it's a bit fun to language this way."
"Ugh!.. Please. Stop, use the natural order of words and grammar."
"Ok, we all having a bit of fun." Danny parts her in head, "we'll stop so we won't mad and sad you."
"I'm gonna clothesline you to the nearest wall!" Connie warned before groaning again.
"You're going to violence me when I am apology." Danny shook his head, "You hate to eye it."
Steven let Connie go at that moment. "Go get him, HeartBerry," he gave her a chaste kiss on her lips, causing her to blush and nod before turning to the antagonizer.
"Looks like I better foot it." Danny teased, as he kissed Tricia cheek before stepping back from the slowly stalking Connie.
"Can I say one thing?"
"As long as it make sense." Connie threaten playfully.
"I foot very speedily." He snorted before being chased by the annoyed woman, screaming how much she hates that she understood what he said as the others walked briskly watching the antics.
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