"Look at you so giddy, Mister," Connie teased as she sat on her Mister very comfortably facing him.

"Why would I be? " He grinned, "I'm home; I got my Heartberry on my lap in short shorts and a crop tank top, using her Heart to make me all warm."

"Holding your chin in one hand and a blade in the other." She arches her left brow as she flips the straight razor in her hand, showing off her talent with the blade, before holding it towards his face, kissing him teasingly.

"There is something unbelievably attractive and exciting about a girl who knows how to use a blade." Steven breathed out with a shiver of enthusiasm.

"OHH! So that's what that is."She teased, excitement."

She handed him the blade before reaching to the left to grab the shaving brush that was head down in a warm shaving cream 'bath.' "lean your head back for me, Bisky."

Steven did so, sighing at the feeling of warm, minty-scented shaving cream being lathered on his bearded face by Connie, as well as Connie's breast pressing against his pecs and her right hand holding his nape. Trying not to laugh at the warm tickling bristles on his hairy skin...and failing.

"Stop giggling, giggles." She chastised with a smile, bopping his nose with the cream cover brush.

"Hey!" Steven chuckled, "how I'm supposed to stop when you are making me laugh."

"What? I'm funny to you." Connie's impression of a classic gangster from the movies made him snort. "Am I a joke to you? Do I make you go Ha-ha?!." 

"A bit. Hehe-haha!."

"Oh! Really! Do you know who I am? I'm lady Ni, the shaver of the CG yakuza." She 'warned' moving close to his face.

"I thought you were mafia."

"I can be both." She pouted in best, causing him to laugh even more.

' I wanna make him laugh forever.' She mused, looking at him. "You're lucky I'm sweet on ya,' or I'd show you why they call me the 'shaver,' see." She booped his snoot again before kissing him gently. She finished putting the cream on with a grin before setting the brush back down.
"Blade."

Steven handed her the stainless steel razor and watched as she opened it effortlessly.

"I need you not to laugh, ok." She said thoughtfully, "the last thing I want to do is cut you accidentally."

"What happened to Lady Ni', shaver of the CG?"  He teased, getting a giggle from his Heartberry.

"Oh, you like her, huh?"

"She's fiery." He trailed his index and middle along her spine to the curve of her back and up again.

"MM~Mister," She purred, "I have quite the blade in my hand, near your face...Making me melt is not a good idea."

"It's always a good idea to make you melt."

"After I shave you." She countered his flirting,  "quicker I finish, quicker you can snuggle under the covers with lady Ni.'"

"Ohh, a tough mafioso, who's also a  snuggle bug."

"It just because I'm sweet on ya, see."

The two shared a laugh before she pressed up a bit more, kissing him gently.

" Now stop distracting me."

Steven hummed affirmatively, closing his eyes and relaxing as he felt the cold blade slide across his skin, heard the scraping of the hair from his face.

Affectionate intent created pleasurable sensation through Meticulous action. He never felt safer than being in her presence. Opening his eyes, he looked at her face and found himself falling for his best friend, housemate, partner...Wifey, Heartberry, and Jambud. All over again.

Her onyx eyes full of determined care, her lips bitten in concentration as her nostrils flared every so often, and the most prideful, sweetest smile every time she took a moment to look at her work and clean the blade.

"I'm so lucky you're in my life, Heartberry."

Connie paused for a moment feeling her cheeks glowed maroon, "Oh, Mister." She gave him another peck before chuckling. " let me finish, Biscuit." She grinned before continuing, this time humming 'love dramatica' as she did between her giggles.

"All right. You're looking good." She started as she cleaned the blade one last time before closing it. All in all, it took just under 25 minutes for her to shave him completely.

"Can I look?" He asked.

"Not yet. Hold on." Connie smiled as she got a warm cloth to wipe his skin off, making him purr gently.

"Now?"

"Not yet." Connie informed, removing the cloth before rubbing aftershave on his face, "such soft and fluffy cheeks." She swooned before kissing him.

Gentle at first, but it didn't take long for lounges to meet, and moans rose as they deepen the oral affection.

"So...Wanna take a look?" Connie breathlessly questioned with a giggle grabbing the compact laying on the right cushion of their couch, opening it up for him to see.

"Ooohhh, Smooth!" Steven rubbed his now clear and silky clean skin. "And not a knick on me."

"Of course, you know you're safe with me." She said pridefully, crossing her arms under her chest.

"True...True." Steven agreed, pulling her to lay upon him.

"Talk about a clean slate, right?"

"Uggh! Such a bad pun."

"You love it." She teased, rubbing his clean skin.

Steven sigh at the feel, leaning into her touch. "Thank you, Connie."

"That's a sweet tone, almost like you're in love with me."

"I mean...I'm sweet on you." He adopted a husky tone, trying his hand at being a mafia impersonation, making her laugh.

" I'm a lucky girl then." she sighed, kissing and nipping his chin." Lucky, I love taking care of you."

"Hey, I take care of you too." He challenged. "Matter of fact."

Connie shrieked out in pleasant surprise, locking her legs around his torso as he got up with her, holding her under her seat with his hands intertwined.

"I'm going to take care of you right now."  He grinned before suckling on her collar.

"Oh. Is that so..." She purred, holding him by his head and nape, offering her neck, "this a thank you for the shave?"

"It's a thank you for being in my life."

Connie looked down at his smiling face, giving him another kiss, holding his chin up toward her. "Thank you for being in  mines, Mister." She grinned,

"Now, let's go upstairs so I can be sweet on you, Lady Ni'."

"Wait, we have to clean-"

"Tomorrow"

Connie tightened her grip as her toes curled due to Steven's baritone snarled in her ear, nodding as she leaned over, allowing him to carry her upstairs excited, about what's to come next.