It's been 3 fucking days since that call... And guess what? The same person called again saying that HE has MY purse! I bet he is a beggar who simply stole it... Wait... What if he wants to do bad things to me?! No no, have a clear and positive mind.

I exhaled as my phone ringed and nearly fell from my clumsy hand. I was trembling as I answered.

"Let's meet at the restaurant two streets down right from your cabinet."

"Are you a stalker? And why such an unpopulated area!? You are planning something, I can smell it! "

"I am not planning anything, but I don't want to be misunderstood by people. I have a statute to keep you know."

"I don't know because I don't care and I don't know who you are. Keep the purse. Bye. "

I hanged up and moaned in exhaustion.

"How dare he!? Now I have to move my ass and go outside and get sunburnt because of that little-You know what, keep calm you took karate lessons. You could karate chop his dick off if he tried something shady. Yes, you can do it! "

I said as I went straight for the doorknob and then stopped and ran back to my desk.

"No, no...you can't do it... "

Suddenly my eyes flew to the catalogue with doctor robes and I remembered about it.

"Ah I forgot to buy one with my card."

I said as I smiled and scratched my head until I felt as if a lighting just went through my skull.

"My card!!! All my money are there! "

I screamed and I looked in the mirror at my now pale face.

"Th-that... That thief!!! "

/pov change/ jk

I moved the black cap closer to my eyes as I waited inside of the restaurant... That woman'd better show up. I looked at my watch and then put my hands inside of my hoodie. I mean... She wouldn't want to lose all that money, would she? But again if she doesn't want them then I can as well buy an apartment for her.

"She will come up. I have a feeling that she isn't that much of a deadbeat."

I smiled to myself. I waited and waited... And waited...and I got up. But she slammed the door open and everyone was looking at her crazily. She just brushed it off and smiled. I waved at her and her face lightened up.

"Oh my... "

Her eyes we're radiating. I can't believe I have this kind of effect on people. I smirked and looked at her.

"Yes, it's me. Would you like an autogr-"

"My card!"

She exclaimed as I could see tears forming in her eyes as she shoved me away from her purse and card. By now she was practically making out with it.

"Ah, I missed you so much. "

"You missed it so much that you forgot it along with your purse. And buy me lunch."

"Do I look rich to you? "

"Do I look cute to you? I didn't do that for nothing, I mean you should know by now that nothing comes without effort in life. "

I said as I pouted and waited for her to buy me food, but she just sighed and tried to go away. Oh well... If she is going to be like this...

"Noona! How can you do this to me... How can you do this to your younger brother! Omoooo~I told you I am starving didn't I???? "

Now everyone's attention was on her and me. Looks like I can put on a show even though my face can't be seen.

"Shush! "

She said as she smiled at everyone and at me.

"Noona will buy you everything! OK?"

She said as she smiled at me and sat down. Even a five year old would know she was faking it.

"Lmao you really are easy to deceive. Learn this from me noona, the one with the louder voice always wins. "

"And you learn this from me. "

She said as she came closer to my face and handed me the menu.

"If you want to not look like a psychopath try not to be basically a walking talking middle finger, ok? "

Bitch.