❝I don't make love. I fuck. Hard.❞

|| In which Ringo needs a raise and it just so happens his boss has a crush on him. ||

|| Or in which the infamous erotica novel is rewritten into shameless gay smut. ||

AUTHOR'S NOTE

iT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S–

*clears throat* Alrighty, first things first:

Tags!!!!

- doesn't necessarily follow the original plot

- badly-written bdsm smut hoot hoot

- i will unleash all of my kinks (beware, beware)

- ringo being ringo (you'll understand me later) and bein his usual naive smol bean self

- george is slightly out of character bUT WHO THE FUCK CARES HE'S PLAYING CHRISTIAN GREY

(I just now realize they look like they're nodding to each other, lol)

ADDITIONAL NOTES ;;

If you guys ever have any ideas for a playlist let me know !!!! Also expect weekly updates !!!!!!

AND WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, LET'S DO THIS SHIT.