Future self: that last chapter sucked more than a prostitute on a man's d-

B**** this is not a mature story we don't say that s*** here.

F***!!

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Chat Noir ran around the corner with Ladybug held tight in his arms. He was out of sight of the akuma but he didn't know for how long.

A car screeched in front of him nearly scaring the daylights out of him. The door to the backseat opened and there was Alya.

"Why are you just standing there?!" She yelled at the cat. "Get in!"

Chat Noir hurried into the backseat with Ladybug. Alya shut the door and they sped off.

Chat Noir looked back to see the akuma coming right around the corner, but they were already far down the street.

Chat looked at the front of the car to see that the driver was Nino. Nino looked at his rearview mirror at the black cat. "How you doing back there buddy?"

"I'm fine." He looked down at the blunette. "I can't really say the same about her though..."

Alya gently shook Ladybug shoulders and gave her a light tap on the cheek in an attempt to wake her up.

"Mari? Marinette?"

No answer.

Nino glanced at the rearview mirror once again with a concern look on his face. "Is she.....?"

Chat bent his head down to Ladybug's chest, he could hear her heart beat along with slight breathing.

"No...she's still alive." He let out a breath of relief. Alya and Nino seemed to visibly relax.

"What did she do to her?" Alya asked.

"I don't know...Flashbacks powers were never demonstrated to us, she didn't attack any civilians she only attacked us."

Alya nodded as she looked down at her best friend worried.

"Where are we going?" Chat asked Nino.

"Our apartment. We're going to let you guys hide out there for awhile, maybe she'll wake up by then."

Chat nodded and looked down at his lover once again, holding her close. "Everything's going to be fine princess." He whispered. "I promise."

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They made it to the apartment in one piece Nino checked around to make sure that they weren't being watched or followed while Alya hurried Chat into the building with Ladybug.

Once they got inside Alya led Chat into the guest room and there he laid his sleeping wife on the bed.

The sounds of her earrings started to beep, it was a matter of time before she changed back.

Alya went over to the window and closed the curtains to avoid any unwanted onlookers. The sound of the door opening and closing alerted her. "Nino is that you?" She shouted to him.

"Yeah babe the coast is clear." He shouted back.

"Good. Hey do me a favor and close the the curtains on the windows."

"Alright."

Alya looked over at the feline hero who sat on the bed staring at his wife.

"Hey." She called out softly to the cat. "Anything you need? I can get you a drink."

"Huh?" He looked at the auburn haired reporter. "Oh no! Its fine, I'm fine....although Tikki is going to be hungry once she de-tranforms. You wouldn't happen to have any cookies would you?"

She smiled "I'm sure I have a few left, let me go check I'll be right back." With that the reporter left the room.

Chat looked back at Ladybug as her earring was on its last spot. He held her hand as he looked on at the sleeping bug.

"I'm so sorry m'lady. I should've been more careful. I never meant for you to get hurt."

Chat felt like an idiot. There's been plenty of occasions when they got hurt fighting akumas but Chat was always the one to take the fall. He constantly threw himself in front of her, being her shield. Yes, when they would get home she would yell at him for always throwing himself in danger for her and he would shoot back saying that he would always throw himself in danger for the one he loves. She would pout he would embrace her and the argument would be gone for the time being.

They've never argued about anything else.

But today....she was the one to throw herself into danger to protect him and he didn't like it.

Now he knew how she felt when he threw himself in danger.

He leaned down towards her face and gave her a soft kiss on the lips. He held it even when a pink light was shined across the room. He opened his eyes to see Marinette now in Ladybug's place and parted his lips from hers.

He moved a piece of hair that was hanging in front of her face and gave her a peck on the forehead. "Welcome back Princess."

A small groan was heard and he looked to see Tikki crawling towards the blunette.

"Marinette? Marinette!" She tried to float but fell back down due to her lack of energy from the transformation.

Chat picked up the red kwami and placed her closer to Marinette. "You should rest too Tikki."

Tikki curled up near the blunette and started to drift asleep. That's when Alya came back with a few cookies on a plate, she placed them on the nightstand and looked down at her best friend now realizing she was no longer transformed.

Chat stood up. "Claws in." A green flash shined and he was Adrien again.
Plagg flew down to the nightstand and grabbed a cookie and placed it near his other half.

Suddenly the sound of a phone began to ring. It was coming from Marinette's bag that was now with her. He took her phone out to see that her mom calling her, he answered it.

"Hi Mrs. Cheng this is Adrien."

"Adrien? Hello dear! Is Marinette there with you?"

He tensed. "Yes, but she's not feeling good at the moment I had to take her home so she could rest."

"Oh no. Is there anything Tom and I could do?"

"Its fine I'm taking care of her, but it would be nice if the boys can stay over there for the night while their mother gets some rest."

"Of course honey anything you need. She's been working so hard lately I've told her she needs to lighten up on the amount of work she takes."

Adrien smiled. "I'll make sure to tell her that. I'll stop by to bring them some extra clothes in a little bit."

"Oh and Adrien?"

"Yes Mrs. Cheng."

"Stop calling me Mrs.Cheng. You've been apart of the family for over five years now"

He chuckled rubbing the back of his neck. "Sorry....Sabine."

Sabine giggled. "I'll see you soon."

Adrien sighed as the call ended and looked back to his sleeping wife then at Alya.

Feeling his gaze Alya looked up at the blond. "What's up?"

"I have to go run by the house and get a few things for the kids. Can you keep an eye on Marinette while I'm gone?"

"Of course I will."

He went over to his wife and kissed her cheek before having Plagg fly into his jacket and made his way out the door. He gave Nino a quick goodbye and exited the apartment.

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"Chat Noir is such a loser, he so lame he's nothing more than the useless sidekick."

SAID NO ONE IN THE FANDOM EVER!

Jeez I feel like the writers WANT us to hate Chat Noir by how much they try to make him seem useless.

SEASON 2 YOU BETTY FIX THIS.