To Fight and Love
ashj36: I dare Shelly to record the fight between Chowder and Slappy and Mung, and then after the fight, Slappy gets some love dust on him, and he starts acting flirty towards Shelly.
LEAN SHARE: Ooh. A dare from our own ashj36.
SHELLY MADISON: *gets up* Good thing I have my phone. *goes over to the fight and starts recording it*
CHOWDER: *has a pan and hits Stine with it* Leave Mr. Stine alone!
SLAPPY: -_- Uh, Chowder?
CHOWDER: *realizes he is hitting Stine* Oh, sorry. *unties him and rips the tape off his mouth*
STINE: OW!
CHOWDER: Sorry!
SLAPPY: *grips Mung's neck* No one hurts my Papa!
MUNG: C-come on! We are sacrificing your father for the good of geeks everywhere!
SLAPPY: That does not give you the right to cook---
MUNG: Deep fry.
SLAPPY: ...whatever! He is a fictional being!
MUNG: You mean "real" being, right? There is a Stine in the real world.
SLAPPY: ...there is a Stine in the real world, and there is a Stine in the fictional world! Apparently, you have not seen my movie!
WALLY: *calls to him* Bro, it is not your movie!
SLAPPY: Shut up! *throws Mung down, and his eyes turn green* IF YOU EVEN TRY TO HURT MY PAPA, THEN I WILL PERSONALLY TURN YOU INTO MY VERY OWN PUPPET!
SHELLY MADISON: Oh, no. You've made Slappy very unhappy.
MUNG: *shakes* C-calm down, dummy.
SLAPPY: WHO YOU CALLIN' DUMMY?! DUMMY! *punches Mung in the face, and then gets some rope and ties him to a tree* This will give you time to think that you cannot cook fictional beings! *sees a bottle in Mung's pocket* Huh? What is this? *picks up the bottle filled with what appears to be pink dust*
MUNG: No! Do not open that!
SLAPPY: *gives him a nasty look*
MUNG: *looks down*
SLAPPY: *opens the bottle, and it gets windy, and the wind blows some of the dust in his face* AH! *drops the bottle and holds his face* This stings! *finally gets all the dust off his face, and then spots Shelly and smirks* Why, there is my hot lady. *walks over to her*
MUNG: Oh, no.
SLAPPY: Hello, beautiful.
SHELLY MADISON: *looks up at him and blushes* H-hey, Slappy. *quickly puts her phone away* S-sorry if you did not want me to record this, but---
SLAPPY: *brushes her hair back and takes her hand* You are so beautiful. So hot. *kisses her hand*
SHELLY MADISON: *blushes redder and giggles* Are you flirting with me?
SLAPPY: Does this prove it? *grabs her and kisses her deeply*
SHELLY MADISON: *holds his face and kisses him back*
SNAPPY: Oh! Look away! LOOK AWAY! Too late. Well, at least Mung learned his lesson. Remember, folks! Keep askin' and keep darin'!
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