The Timmy-Darwin Situation
DemonInSaNeAmy: I dare Timmy to go on a date with Tootie, and I also dare Darwin to ask Carrie on a date.
TIMMY TURNER: What?!
MARGIE MORGAN: Good luck, you two!
NARRATOR: Timmy will go first.
COSMO: Hey, it is my conscience!
NARRATOR: I am not your conscience, you idiot! I am the narrator of this book. I appear throughout this 'Fictional Truth or Dare' book!
LISA LOUD: If that is true, then why have you not appeared until now? The readers would have known you before.
NARRATOR: ...smart alack. *clears his throat* Anyhoo...Timmy Turner, you must go first.
TIMMY TURNER: Why?!
NARRATOR: Because DemonInSaNeAmy dared you first. Plus, I am the narrator, so whatever I command must be processed.
TIMMY TURNER: No way! *turns to Cosmo and Wanda* Cosmo! Wanda! I wish that I did not have to do the dare!
*Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands in the air, but the wands suddenly droop*
TIMMY TURNER: Ugh, now what?
WANDA: Let us see, sport. *the Rule Book appears, and she flips through it* Here it is. According to the rules, we can not wish a dare away.
Cosmo: So it looks like that you are going on a date with Tootie! *laughs, but sees that no one else is laughing and stops* I will be quiet now.
TIMMY TURNER: This stinks!
DARWIN WATTERSON: You are telling me! I cannot ask Carrie on a date!
TIMMY TURNER: At least you like her!
DARWIN WATTERSON: W-what? W-who told you that?
EVERYONE ELSE: Gumball!
DARWIN WATTERSON: .... *frowns* Gumball.
At Night...
*Timmy and Tootie are at a restaurant and sitting at a table, and Timmy's ankle is chained to the table*
TIMMY TURNER: *thinks to himself* I cannot believe that I am doing this.
TOOTIE: So Timmy, what do you like about me?
TIMMY TURNER: *mumbles under his breath* How ridiculous you look.
TOOTIE: Excuse me?
TIMMY TURNER: *sarcastically* Oh, how lovely you look!
TOOTIE: *blushes* Oh, you! I just love your buck teeth and pink hat!
TIMMY TURNER: *frowns and looks away*
TOOTIE: *leans towards him* And your big, gorgeous eyes.
TIMMY TURNER: *thinks to himself* My eyes are not that big...are they?
TOOTIE: And your lips...so much that I want to kiss you! *grabs his face and kisses him*
TIMMY TURNER: *surprised, and his eyes widen*
TOOTIE: *pulls back* How was that?
TIMMY TURNER: ...that was actually... *blushes* ...nice.
TOOTIE: *giggles*
Meanwhile...
DARWIN WATTERSON: *slowly walks into the graveyard and calls for Carrie* Carrie?
CARRIE KRUEGER: *hears him and appears behind him* Hey.
DARWIN WATTERSON: *turns, and then sees her and jumps* Ah!
CARRIE KRUEGER: Darwin? What are you doing here?
DARWIN WATTERSON: *blushes* ...I was wondering...if you...
CARRIE KRUEGER: Yes?
DARWIN WATTERSON: .... *blushes redder and rubs his arm* ...would like to...go on...
CARRIE KRUEGER: .... *blushes* Go on what?
DARWIN WATTERSON: ...a...a date...with me?
CARRIE KRUEGER: *her cheeks turn bright red* Me? On a date? With you?
DARWIN WATTERSON: Y-yes.
CARRIE KRUEGER: *smiles and nods* Yes, Darwin. I will go out with you.
DARWIN WATTERSON: *shocked* Really?
CARRIE KRUEGER: Really. *kisses his cheek*
GUMBALL WATTERSON: Well, that was quite the experiment! Remember, folks! Keep askin' and keep darin'!
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