The Timmy-Darwin Situation

DemonInSaNeAmy: I dare Timmy to go on a date with Tootie, and I also dare Darwin to ask Carrie on a date.

TIMMY TURNER: What?!

MARGIE MORGAN: Good luck, you two!

NARRATOR: Timmy will go first.

COSMO: Hey, it is my conscience!

NARRATOR: I am not your conscience, you idiot! I am the narrator of this book. I appear throughout this 'Fictional Truth or Dare' book!

LISA LOUD: If that is true, then why have you not appeared until now? The readers would have known you before.

NARRATOR: ...smart alack. *clears his throat* Anyhoo...Timmy Turner, you must go first.

TIMMY TURNER: Why?!

NARRATOR: Because DemonInSaNeAmy dared you first. Plus, I am the narrator, so whatever I command must be processed.

TIMMY TURNER: No way! *turns to Cosmo and Wanda* Cosmo! Wanda! I wish that I did not have to do the dare!

*Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands in the air, but the wands suddenly droop*

TIMMY TURNER: Ugh, now what?

WANDA: Let us see, sport. *the Rule Book appears, and she flips through it* Here it is. According to the rules, we can not wish a dare away.

Cosmo: So it looks like that you are going on a date with Tootie! *laughs, but sees that no one else is laughing and stops* I will be quiet now.

TIMMY TURNER: This stinks!

DARWIN WATTERSON: You are telling me! I cannot ask Carrie on a date!

TIMMY TURNER: At least you like her!

DARWIN WATTERSON: W-what? W-who told you that?

EVERYONE ELSE: Gumball!

DARWIN WATTERSON: .... *frowns* Gumball.

At Night...

*Timmy and Tootie are at a restaurant and sitting at a table, and Timmy's ankle is chained to the table*

TIMMY TURNER: *thinks to himself* I cannot believe that I am doing this.

TOOTIE: So Timmy, what do you like about me?

TIMMY TURNER: *mumbles under his breath* How ridiculous you look.

TOOTIE: Excuse me?

TIMMY TURNER: *sarcastically* Oh, how lovely you look!

TOOTIE: *blushes* Oh, you! I just love your buck teeth and pink hat!

TIMMY TURNER: *frowns and looks away*

TOOTIE: *leans towards him* And your big, gorgeous eyes.

TIMMY TURNER: *thinks to himself* My eyes are not that big...are they?

TOOTIE: And your lips...so much that I want to kiss you! *grabs his face and kisses him*

TIMMY TURNER: *surprised, and his eyes widen*

TOOTIE: *pulls back* How was that?

TIMMY TURNER: ...that was actually... *blushes* ...nice.

TOOTIE: *giggles*

Meanwhile...

DARWIN WATTERSON: *slowly walks into the graveyard and calls for Carrie* Carrie?

CARRIE KRUEGER: *hears him and appears behind him* Hey.

DARWIN WATTERSON: *turns, and then sees her and jumps* Ah!

CARRIE KRUEGER: Darwin? What are you doing here?

DARWIN WATTERSON: *blushes* ...I was wondering...if you...

CARRIE KRUEGER: Yes?

DARWIN WATTERSON: .... *blushes redder and rubs his arm* ...would like to...go on...

CARRIE KRUEGER: .... *blushes* Go on what?

DARWIN WATTERSON: ...a...a date...with me?

CARRIE KRUEGER: *her cheeks turn bright red* Me? On a date? With you?

DARWIN WATTERSON: Y-yes.

CARRIE KRUEGER: *smiles and nods* Yes, Darwin. I will go out with you.

DARWIN WATTERSON: *shocked* Really?

CARRIE KRUEGER: Really. *kisses his cheek*

GUMBALL WATTERSON: Well, that was quite the experiment! Remember, folks! Keep askin' and keep darin'!

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