TheRealSJ10: I dare Slappy, Rocky, and Dennis to act like the Three Stooges and humiliate themselves.

SLAPPY: Well, there goes my career.

SNAPPY: Hahaha! My twin brother has to be one of the Three Stooges! And they said on the last dare that I was a baby!

WALLY: That is because you are a baby.

SNAPPY: No, I am not!

WALLY: Big baby!

SNAPPY: Wah!

SLAPPY: Alright, alright. If I have to be a Stooge, then I will be the smart one, Moe.

DENNIS: Aw! Why do you get to be Moe?

SLAPPY: Because out of the three of us, I have the smarts and am very clever.

ROCKY: Dennis and I are smart too!

SLAPPY: Not as smart as me. Like I said to Snappy, I am the only puppet who actually has a girlfriend. And she is the firstborn Lubriem.

ROCKY: But Wally also has his own girlfriend.

SLAPPY: Not as cool as mine though. Besides, a few dares ago, he was caught flirting with another girl, and Sally broke up with him. And they are still not back together!

ROCKY: It would be easier to forget if you had not caught it all on tape!

SLAPPY: It was a funny moment! I had to record it!

ROCKY: No, you did not!

SLAPPY: Yes, I did!

DENNIS: *gets between them* Enough, you two! Let us get this dare over with!

ROCKY: Fine. I guess that if Slappy is going to be Moe, then I will be the second smart, Larry.

DENNIS: What?! But then that means that I have to be Curly, and the least smartest of the group.

SLAPPY: But also the funniest.

ROCKY: And you are pretty funny.

DENNIS: *sighs* Okay. We still need to decide what we are going to do as the Three Stooges.

SLAPPY: I know! We will reenact of ashj36's favorite scenes from one of the Three Stooges episodes.

ROCKY: Good idea!

SLAPPY: And this is why I am the smart one.

DENNIS: What scene should we do?

SLAPPY: *goes over to Shelly* My love, you know ashj36 better than anyone here. Can you think of any scenes from the Three Stooges that she really likes?

SHELLY MADISON: Hmm. What about the scene where the boys are working at a restaurant? From 'Busy Buddies'?

ROCKY: Ooh! That is a good one!

SLAPPY: *takes Shelly's hand and kisses it* Thank you, my dear.

SHELLY MADISON: *giggles*

SLAPPY: It is settled! Places, everyone!

*the lights turn off and soon turn back on, revealing the inside of a restaurant*

SLAPPY: *standing in front of the counter and sees a man* What strikes your fancy, mister?

MAN #1: Hotcakes.

SLAPPY: Service with a smile. *calls to Dennis* Hotcakes on one!

DENNIS: *in the kitchen* Hotcakes on one! *turns the stove, and there is a boom* There we go. *puts the pan on the stove and tries squeezing out the hotcake mix, but it will not come out* What the...? *turns it, and the mix squirts in his face* Aw, man. *wipes his face, and tea starts squealing* Oh, soup! *reaches for it, but it burns him* Ow. *grabs an oven mitt and grabs the lid, and then sets it down and throws the oven mitt, and it lands on an empty plate*

SLAPPY: *calls to him again* Where are my hotcakes on one?

DENNIS: Hotcakes? I-- *sees the oven mitt and thinks it is the hotcakes* Oh, there they are. Hotcakes on one! *hits a button, and the plate slides to the man*

MAN #1: Say, that is what I call service.

SLAPPY: Yeah, it is a gadget that my chef invented. *chuckled* Coffee?

MAN #1: Yeah.

SLAPPY: *goes to grab some coffee*

MAN #1: *pours syrup on the oven mitt and tries to cut it with his utensils, but fails, and his utensils bend* Hey! These hotcakes must be made out of rubber! Where is your chef?

DENNIS: *comes out* Are you saying that my cooking is bad?

MAN #1: Yeah! I cannot eat these! *pushes the plate to Dennis* Let me see you eat them!

DENNIS: Oh, certainly. *cuts the oven mitt and starts eating*

SLAPPY: Well, I guess that proves it. They are okay. *turns to Dennis* Verify them?

DENNIS: Mmm?

SLAPPY: Tell him!

DENNIS: Mmm!

SLAPPY: *hits his stomach*

DENNIS: *feathers fly out of his mouth* Woah! *hurries back to the kitchen*

MAN #2: Hey! I will have a bowl of chicken soup.

ROCKY: *points at the menu* Say, about--

MAN #2: I said soup.

ROCKY: Oh, you have been here before.

MAN #2: Yeah.

ROCKY: *calls to Dennis* One chicken soup on three!

DENNIS: One soup on three! *grabs a chicken and pours water through it and into a bowl, and then takes the soup* A soup on three! *presses the button, and the plates slides out and lands on Slappy*

SLAPPY: Ow! Ah! *hisses, and then climbs over the counter and goes up to Dennis* Hey, have you got a new invention.

DENNIS: Yeah. How to make corn. Nice, huh?

SLAPPY: *grabs the tool* Yeah.

DENNIS: I have a million of them! I got one that I--

SLAPPY: *grabs Dennis's nose with the tool*

DENNIS: Ah!!!

SLAPPY: *hits his head with the tool*

DENNIS: Ow!

SLAPPY: Now... *a towel gets thrown in his face* Ah!

DENNIS: *closes the window*

SLAPPY: *growls* Are you there, chefy?

DENNIS: Yeah, and I am going to stay here! Ha!

SLAPPY: *hits the closed window*

DENNIS: Ah!!!

ROCKY: *calls to Dennis* Four eggs! Two boiled and two fried!

DENNIS: *looks at the live chicken* Four eggs! Two boiled and two fried!

*the chicken sends down three eggs*

DENNIS: *catches them* Hardboiled? *throws it and catches it* Right! One more hardboiled!

*the chicken sends down one more egg*

DENNIS: *throws it, but it cracks* Oh. One will have to be scrambled. One more trick like that, chicken, and you will wind up southern fried. *cracks the eggs into the pan and puts the eggshells in the pan also* Hmm. *lights up the stove again, but nothing happens* Come on, come on! *sighs* Fine! *starts moving the pan, and there is a boom* Woah! *throws the pan back, and the eggs land on Slappy's eyes* Oh! Are you dressed up for Halloween*

SLAPPY: *quickly wipes the eggs of him and grabs a cleaver*

DENNIS: No! Not that! No, please!

SLAPPY: I am going to chop your ears off! *chases him*

DENNIS: *gets o top of the counter and gets slide out of the kitchen, and then hits the cash register, and the register pops up, saying "No Sale"*

Soon...

MAN #3: *hands pizzas to Slappy*

SLAPPY: Man, these pizzas must have been hot. *puts the pizzas on the shelf*

MAN #3: *hands Slappy the bill* 16.

SLAPPY: Oh, you can just put that on my account.

MAN #3: Nothing doing. Your pastry bill is $97 now. If I do not collect it, then no more credit.

SLAPPY: How about some coffee? *leaves and comes back with a cup of coffee, and leaves again*

DENNIS: *puts the cup of paint next to the cup of coffee and sees the coffee* Ooh. *takes the coffee*

MAN #3: *takes the paint and starts drinking it, but spits it out* Hey! This coffee tastes like paint!

SLAPPY: Paint? *drinks it, but spits it out* My golly, it is paint.

DENNIS: What is the matter?

SLAPPY: I drank some paint.

DENNIS: Why, that is silly. I usually drink coffee.

SLAPPY: *looks at the paint, and then back at the coffee* Paint, huh? *grabs the paintbrush* Let me see your tongue.

DENNIS: *sticks out his tongue*

SLAPPY: *puts paint on his tongue*

DENNIS: Ah!!!

SLAPPY: Get back there and get busy. We already have enough trouble nowadays.

DENNIS: Ruff! *starts tying his apron and ties it against the shelf*

MAN #3: Well? Do I either get my $97 bucks, or will I take the pastry back?

SLAPPY: Well, I guess that the stuff will have to go back. *turns to Dennis* Give it all.

DENNIS: No.

MAN #3: Give it to me!

DENNIS: Ruff!

*the shelf falls forward, and the pastry stuff lands on the man*

MAN #3: *wipes his face* That does it! If I do not get my dough by Monday, I will take over this place!

DENNIS: The end!

*everyone bows*

ROCKY: Remember, folks! Keep askin' and keep darin'!