Stine Flirts With Miss Peregrine
TheRealSJ0: I dare Stine to flirt with Miss Peregrine, which she has no interest in, but goes along with it for pay back. (Please have my oc, Jane Frankenstein, in it also.)
LORRAINE CONYERS: Wait, what?!
SLAPPY: *raises his eyebrows at Stine* Papa...?
MARIO: Good-a thing that Miss Peregrine is-a not here right-a now.
GUMBALL WATTERSON: Then where is she?
DAISY: Why, she took the peculiar children to the diner just down the road for lunch. The little ones were starting to get hungry.
LILY SUNFLOWER: If she found out about this dare, then she would so not go along with it.
SLAPPY: Papa...do you like Miss Peregrine?
STINE: *blushes* Why, of course. She is my friend and nothing more.
SLAPPY: *frowns* No. I mean, do you really, really like her?
STINE: *blushes redder* N-no...I... *starts sweating and grabs his collar* Oh, man. Is it getting hot in here?
SLAPPY: -_-
BELL STAR: Well, if we want this dare to be successful, then we will have to give Stine a complete makeover.
SNAPPY: *smirks* Yeah. *takes out some lipstick and earrings*
TIPPY TINY: No, Snappy! Bell means that we need to make Stine handsome, not beautiful!
TAPPY TINY: Men do not wear lipstick and all those kinds of other makeups.
SNAPPY: ...I knew that.
SKIPPY TINY: *raises an eyebrow* Do you wear makeup, Snappy?
SNAPPY: ...no...
SLAPPY: Look, I know who can give my Papa the perfect makeover. *turns to Shelly and holds her hand* Shelly, my sweet. Will you do the honor of giving Papa a wonderful makeover, so he can do this dare and humiliate himself in public?
SHELLY MADISON: *giggles* I would say no because I would not want your Papa to embarrass himself, but...it is a dare. So, why not?
Soon...
STINE: *looking in a mirror and is wearing a nice tuxedo, similar to Slappy's, and his hair is perfectly combed* Wow, Shelly. You did a great job.
SHELLY MADISON: *smiles* Thank you, Mr. Stine. It was my pleasure.
PERIDOT: Hey, now I cannot tell the old man and the puppet apart. They are so much alike!
SLAPPY: *stands next to Stine and looks in the mirror, smirking* I am the good-looking one.
STINE: -_-
SLAPPY: *pushes Stine out the door* Good luck, Papa! Hope you embarrass yourself! *shuts the door*
An Hour Later...
STINE: *trudging to the diner* Man...why is it taking me forever to get to the diner? It is only three blocks away! *collapses down on the sidewalk and breathes heavily* This is ridiculous. And I am sweating so much. *hears footsteps coming towards him and looks up* Oh...
MISS PEREGRINE: *has her hands on her waist and looks down at Stine* Well, well, well. Look who we have here. It is not a Hollow nor a Wight, but it is a strange being.
STINE: *quickly gets up and brushes himself off* H-hi there...beautiful.
MISS PEREGRINE: *raises an eyebrow* Excuse me?
STINE: So, uh... *takes her hand into his* ...where have you been all my life, hottie?
MISS PEREGRINE: Um...answering questions and doing dares with you and the others.
STINE: *puts a hand on her cheek* How would you like to spend some time with a handsome man like me, cutie?
MISS PEREGRINE: *holds his face* Oh, I would love to be with a man like you.
STINE: *blushes and grabs a dead flower from the grass nearby* W-will you be forever mine?
MISS PEREGRINE: Well---
MR. HAWKINGS: *comes running towards them* What the heck is going on here?! *looks at Miss Peregrine* Sweetie?
MISS PEREGRINE: *pushes Stine away from her* Honey, this is not what it looks like. I was just---
JANE FRANKENSTEIN: *hurries over to them* Robert! What do you think you are doing?!
STINE: *jumps* Jane?! I-I was---
JANE FRANKENSTEIN: Looks to me like you are flirting with this woman!
MR. HAWKINGS: How could you?! I thought you loved me!
JANE FRANKENSTEIN: We are done, Robert! *runs off*
STINE: Jane! *runs after her* Come back!
SALLY WILLIAMS: Now Jane knows how I feel. *sniffs* Remember, folks. Keep askin' and keep darin'.
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