Steven Sings "Giant Woman"

SardonyxGem123: I dare Steven Universe to sing "Giant Woman" in front of everyone!


STEVEN UNIVERSE: Yea! Finally! I get to sing one of my most favorite songs!

HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ: What kind of name is "Giant Woman" anyway?

SHEN: Doofus over there has a point.

HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ: I resent that mark!

GRIZZ BEAR: My brothers nor I have never seen a giant woman before.

ENOCH O'CONNOR: That is because they do not exist, you weird, talking bear!

NANCY JORDAN: Guys, do you not remember what we are?

DARWIN WATTERSON: Yeah. We are characters that are either humans - with or without superpowers - powerful monsters, and animals that can talk.

LEAN SHARE: We all are fictional characters!

EVERYONE ELSE: *gasp*

SAM WOLF: Oh, come on! We "Non-Fiends" told you this a year ago, and you are still not over it?

PO PING: Well, our creators tricked us into believing that we were real and that we actually mattered...

MARGIE MORGAN: Okay! Let us not start this conversation again! Besides, I want to hear Steven sing!

PEARL: Steven, are you ready?

STEVEN UNIVERSE: Yep, but first...*whispers to Pearl and Amethyst* Alrighty! Cue the music!

*music starts playing*

All I wanna do is see you turn into a giant woman,

A giant woman!

All I wanna be is someone who gets to see a giant woman.


All I wanna do is help you turn into a giant woman,

A giant woman!

All I wanna be is someone who gets to see a giant woman.


Oh, I know it'll be great, and I just can't wait to see the person you are together.

If you give it a chance, you can do a huge dance because you are a giant woman.

You might even like being together, and if you don't, it won't be forever.


But if it were me, I'd really wanna be a giant woman,

A giant woman!

All I wanna do is see you turn into a giant woman.

*music stops*


EVERYONE ELSE: *silent*

WALLY: What the --

SLAPPY: *grabs Shelly's hand and walks away*

JORGIE SPECIAL: Where is Slappy going?

BOWSER KOOPA: I think he has had enough of this "Truth or Dare" game.

CONNIE MAHESWARAN: What makes you think that?

TAI-LUNG: *facepalms* He was already dared twice, and now, we had to listen to - ugh! - that stupid song!

AMETHYST: Hey! That was awesome! *turns to Pearl* Ready, Pearl?

PEARL: Ready, Amethyst.

*fuse into Opal*

EVERYONE ELSE: *gasp in shock*

OPAL: Do you believe in giant women now?

CHRISTOPHER WALKINS: Wow! That is so cool! Remember, folks! Keep askin' and keep darin'!






















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