SarahStine: Steven, do you have a crush on Mabel Pines or not?

SLAPPY: Finally! A question! Not a dare! And it doesn't have to do anything with me!

EVERYONE ELSE: ....

SKIPPY TINY: So, Steven... *raises an eyebrow* ...do you like - really like - Mabel Pines?

STEVEN UNIVERSE: Uh... *blushes*

CONNIE MAHESWARAN: *crosses her arms and frowns at him* Well?

STEVEN UNIVERSE: Um... *looks at Mabel and blushes redder*

MABEL PINES: *blushes and giggles*

STANLEY PINES: Shorty!

SLAPPY: Hey!

STANLEY PINES: No, the other shorty! *points at Steven* Look! You either like my niece or not!

CONNIE MAHESWARAN: Well, Steven? Which is it?

IRONIC IRON: The cover of this book doesn't lie! The way you're holding her! You love her!

STEVEN UNIVERSE: I...

SNAPPY: Spill it!

STEVEN UNIVERSE: I like Mabel...

BELL STAR: Theory confirmed!

STEVEN UNIVERSE: ...as a friend.

CONNIE MAHESWARAN: *her face turns red in anger* Steven Universe! You're lying! You're the worst! For the past years I've met you, I've had a crush on you. You didn't seem to notice, so I thought if I became a fighter just like you and the rest of the Crystal Gems, then maybe I would impress you. But no! You still didn't notice! You're acting like Phineas!

PHINEAS FLYNN: Wait, what?

CONNIE MAHESWARAN: I've had it with you, Steven Universe! I never want to see you again! *storms out of the room*

STEVEN UNIVERSE: *in shock* Connie, wait! *runs after her*

PATRICK STAR: Well, that was fun! Remember, folks! Keep askin' and...uh...

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: *whispers to him* Keep darin', Patrick.

PATRICK STAR: Keep darin'!