Maniacal_Jane15: I dare Stanley to rob a bank! And Stanford was accidentally blamed by the police!

SLAPPY: Yes! Another dare that doesn't involve me!

WALLY: ....

SALLY WILLIAMS: Hey, where's Stanford and Helen anyway?

BILL CIPHER: *crosses his arms and rolls his eye* The old nerd and his geeky girlfriend went to the bank. Probably to deposit some money for a future invention of theirs.

STANLEY PINES: The bank, you say? *smiles and rubs his hands together* Oh, this is going to be good. *turns to Dipper and Mabel* Kids, I'm going to the bank to...uh...meet an old friend of mine. I'll be back soon! *leaves*

DIPPER PINES: *a shiver runs down his spine* Why do I get the feeling he's up to no good?

MABEL PINES: What? Of course not! He said he's going to meet an old friend! There's nothing suspicious about that!

At the Bank...

HELEN CRANBERRY: This was a good idea, Stanford! Getting some money for a project we're going to start working on.

STANFORD PINES: I figured we could use the money since you and the other "Non-Fiends" don't use it because you're from...that place you're from.

HELEN CRANBERRY: *giggles* You're so funny. *rubs her nose against his* Cutie pie.

STANFORD PINES: *chuckles and kisses her cheek* You beautiful thing.

HELEN CRANBERRY: *blushes* Oh, you.

STANFORD PINES: *smiles, and then looks up and sees Stanley running into the bank* Huh? Stanley?!

STANLEY PINES: *wearing a ski mask and bursts through the door* This is a robbery! Everybody, put your hands up!

STANFORD PINES: *walks up to him* Stanley, I'm not---

STANLEY PINES: I said to put your hands up! *pushes him down and rushes to the front desk* Give me all your money now!

CLERK: *nods and quickly puts all the money in a bag* H-here's the money! *shaking*

STANLEY PINES: *grabs the bag of money and looks at his brother, who's still lying on the ground* Hmm. *takes off his ski mask and puts it on his brother's head, and then runs out*

STANFORD PINES: *groans* When I---wait, why am I wearing a ski mask?

*the police rush into the bank and point their guns at Stanford*

COP #1: Put your hands up!

STANFORD PINES: Wait! I'm not---

COP #2: *puts handcuffs on him* You're under arrest!

COP #3: You have the right to remain silent! Everything you say will be held against you in a court of law!

STANFORD PINES: No! Hold on! *they take him away* Helen! Help me!

HELEN CRANBERRY: Uh... *looks at the audience* Remember, folks! Keep askin' and keep darin'! *runs after them*