StarCrafterWrites: Ness dares Slappy to kiss Shelly.

SLAPPY: What?! *looks at Ness and narrows eyebrows* Ness...

NESS: Hey, I got friends all around - including StarCrafterWrites - because I am a good person. You should try it sometime.

SLAPPY: *crosses arms over chest* This is worse than singing!

GUMBALL: Slappy, it is a --

SLAPPY: I know, I know. *sighs* A dare.

MARY-ELLEN: This should be good.

SLAPPY: Now wait just a minute! Shelly should have a say in this! After all, I am supposed to kiss her! *turns to Shelly* Shelly?

SHELLY MADISON: Well --

LINCOLN LOUD: You guys have kissed before - right?

SHELLY MADISON: Actually...

SLAPPY: We have never kissed.

PLANKTON: Not on the cheek or even on the forehead?

SLAPPY: ...no.

WALLY: Bro, are you serious? What the heck is wrong with you?

STEVEN UNIVERSE: How long have you two been dating?

SHELLY MADISON: We have been dating --

SLAPPY: Three whole months.

EVERYONE ELSE: *gasp*

TAPPY TINY: Why have you two not kissed yet?

SLAPPY: I was waiting for the right moment, and I bet she was too!

BILL CIPHER: Hmm...I have an idea. Kai, come with me.

KAI: Okay...

Later...

SHELLY MADISON: It was so nice of Bill and Kai to do this for us.

SLAPPY: Yeah. Red petals all over the floor. Candles lit everywhere.

SHELLY MADISON: It is so romantic.

SLAPPY: *starts to blush* Uh, Shelly?

SHELLY MADISON: *blushes* Yes, Slappy?

SLAPPY: Do you want to --

SHELLY MADISON: Yes, Slappy, let us do this dare.

SLAPPY: O-okay. Just give me a second to turn myself into a human, so you will not have to kiss wooden lips.

SHELLY: *chuckles*

SLAPPY: *turns into a human, pulls Shelly closer to him, and kisses her passionately on the lips*

DIPPER PINES: Alright, enough of that! Remember, folks! Keep askin' and keep darin'!