SarahTStine: I dare Slappy and SpongeBob to go on a (friendship) date to make the girls, Shelly and Sandy, jealous, but the girls are doing the same thing.

NANCY JORDAN: It's a good thing Shelly and Sandy aren't here right now.

CHRISTOPHER WALKINS: Where are they?

SHIMMER COPPER: *shrugs* I think they went shopping.

HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Girl shopping!

EVERYONE ELSE: .....

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: Well, let's do this dare then! *walks over to Slappy*

SLAPPY: *talking on the phone with Shelly* Oh, yes, my sweetcakes. I'm still on for our date tonight. *chuckles* I love you too.

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: *taps his shoulder* Uh, Slappy?

SLAPPY: Hold on, baby. *looks at SpongeBob and frowns* What do you want?

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: Would you like to hang out tonight? As friends? Just you and me?

SLAPPY: *looks at the audience* Who dared this?!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: We have to do it, Slappy. It's a dare.

SLAPPY: *looks at him and sighs* Fine. *on the phone again* Um, Shelly? I won't be able to make it tonight. Something...has come up. *gives him a dirty look* Oh, thank you for understanding, sweetie. I'll see you tomorrow. Love ya! *hangs up and looks at the audience again* If Shelly breaks up with me because of this, I'm so going after you, Fandom!

Later...

*Shelly and Sandy are walking down the street, heading to their homes*

SHELLY MADISON: Thank you for hanging out and shopping with me today, Sandy. *looks down at her phone and sighs*

SANDY CHEEKS: Yee-haw! No problem, partner! *notices she's sad* Hey, why the long face?

SHELLY MADISON: Slappy and I were supposed to go on a date tonight, but he told me that he couldn't make it.

SANDY CHEEKS: Awe, don't worry, girlfriend. You told him that you two would go on a date tomorrow, right?

SHELLY MADISON: *nods* Yeah. It's just that... *spots Slappy and SpongeBob sitting in a restaurant through the window* What in the world?! *tries to stay calm and talks to herself* Relax, Shelly. I'm sure there's a logical explanation as to why Slappy would cancel our date and hang out with SpongeBob instead.

SANDY CHEEKS: *sees Slappy and SpongeBob through the window, and her cheeks turn red* What's Slappy doing with my boyfriend?!

SHELLY MADISON: What's SpongeBob doing with my boyfriend?! *starts to enter the restaurant*

SANDY CHEEKS: Wait, Shelly. I have an idea. Let's go sit at that table next to them *points at an empty table next to the boys* and make them feel guilty.

SHELLY MADISON: *smiles* Great idea, Sandy!

*the girls enter the restaurant and sit down at the table*

SLAPPY: *looks up from his menu and sees the girls, and his eyes widened* Dude, Shelly and Sandy are sitting at that table next to us. *points at the table*

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: What?

SLAPPY: *holds his menu over his head* SpongeBob, I can't stop staring at Shelly. *sighs happily* She's just so beautiful...

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: Restrain yourself, Slappy!

SLAPPY: I can't! *gets up and runs towards Shelly* Shelly!

SANDY CHEEKS: *looks at Shelly* Shelly, don't...

SHELLY MADISON: *gets up and runs towards Slappy* Slappy!

*they hug each other and kiss each other passionately*

SANDY CHEEKS: Oh, what the heck? *grabs SpongeBob and kisses him deeply*

STANLEY STINE: Wow! A whole lot of kissing going on here! Remember, folks! Keep askin' and keep darin'!