New Boyfriend
TheRealSJ10: I dare Sarah (me) to tell everyone that she and Skippy have broken up, and she has a new boyfriend, and everyone feels awkward when they meet her new boyfriend except Ben, who is extremely mad.
TIPPY TINY: Oh, man. Skippy is going to be ticked when he finds out about this.
MARY-ELLEN: Wait, is he not the handsome, dreamy, charming--
TIPPY TINY: Ahem!
MARY-ELLEN: *her cheeks turn bright red in embarrassment* I mean, attractive, but not as attractive as you, my wonderful man. *kisses Tippy's cheek*
TIPPY TINY: *smirks* That is better.
TAPPY TINY: *sighs* Poor Skippy. My son thought that he had found who was supposed to be the love of his life. He will most certainly be disappointed.
TIPPY TINY: And he will not take it very well.
MARY-ELLEN: What do you mean?
TIPPY TINY: Well, he--
SARAH: *comes in* Hey, guys! I have great news!
SHELLY MADISON: Let me guess. You broke up with Skippy, which he unfortunately does not know about, and are now with someone else.
SARAH: Yes. How did you know?
SHELLY MADISON: *points at the top of this page* I read the dare.
TIPPY TINY: *takes out his cellphone* Plus, my brother just texted me that he is on his way here to give you flowers and a box of chocolate.
SARAH: Awe.
SHELLY MADISON: But he is going to get pretty mad when he sees you with another guy.
SARAH: Oh, I am sure that he will understand my reasoning.
TIPPY TINY: *shakes his head*
SLAPPY: So who is your new boyfriend?
SNAPPY: Yeah! Who? Who? Who?! *jumps up and down excitedly*
SLAPPY: Okay, no more coffee for you.
SNAPPY: Wah!
SLAPPY: ....
SARAH: I...I do not know if you will approve of him.
STINE: Why would we not?
SARAH: Because...well...let us just say that Ben is already acquainted with him.
BEN TENNYSON: Huh? You are not talking about Vilgax. Are you?
SARAH: No, of course not.
BEN TENNYSON: Good.
SARAH: I am talking about...Dr. Animo.
EVERYONE: What?!
ANIMO: *appears* Hiya.
BEN TENNYSON: Dr. Animo?!
SNAPPY: But he is so old!
ANIMO: *frowns and throws Snappy out the window*
SNAPPY: Ah!
SARAH: Animo!
ANIMO: What? He called me old! That is an insult!
BEN TENNYSON: Oh my gosh, Sarah! Out of all the loving boys in the world, why him?!
SARAH: Ben, we love each other.
BEN TENNYSON: It is not love! It is lust!
SARAH: It is too love!
WALLY: How did you two meet anyway?
SARAH: I was on a mission with Ben to take down Dr. Animo, and once we stopped his evil plan and took him to jail, I...I felt sorry for him.
SLAPPY: You felt sorry for Ben?
SARAH: No. I felt sorry for Dr. Animo.
ANIMO: No sooner did I break out of prison and wreck havoc.
BEN TENNYSON: For the sixteenth time in a row.
ANIMO: *narrows his eyebrows* Anyway, Sarah saw me and came to my rescue by trying to convince me that what I was doing was wrong. After a while, I finally realized that she was right and visited her to tell her of the good news that I was going to turn over a new leaf.
SARAH: I was very happy about that, so we decided that we would become friends.
ANIMO: We spent a lot of time with one another. *blushes*
SARAH: And we grew close. *looks at Animo and blushes*
ANIMO: Really close. *looks into her eyes*
SARAH: *giggles* Really, really close.
BEN TENNYSON: Enough! *turns to Sarah* I cannot believe that you left Skippy for him! Skippy is such a gentleman, and Animo is...Animo!
SARAH: *hugs Animo's arm* I love Animo and want to be with him forever.
TAPPY TINY: More than my brother obviously.
SKIPPY TINY: *comes in* Boy, am I happy! I bought a couple of gifts for my true love to show her how much I love her. And on my way, I thwarted the Joker's plan of kidnapping my one true love and beat him up.
JOKER: *crawls in, groaning in pain*
SKIPPY TINY: Sarah-- *sees Sarah hugging on Animo* Uh, Sarah?
TIPPY TINY: Bro, meet Sarah's new boyfriend, Dr. Animo.
SKIPPY TINY: Boyfriend? But this guy is so old!
SNAPPY: *from outside* I know, right?
SKIPPY TINY: Sarah...is it true? You really have a new boyfriend?
SARAH: *slowly nods*
SKIPPY TINY: ...why did you not tell me sooner?
SARAH: I was going to. At the right time.
SKIPPY TINY: *lets out a heavy sigh* A-are you happy? Are you happy with him?
SARAH: Of course. If I was not, then I would not be with him.
SKIPPY TINY: Then...that is what is important. *looks at Animo* You are lucky to have a girl like Sarah. You had better treat her like a queen because she deserves only the best. And do not forget that her favorite food is Chinese! Now, if you will excuse me... *walks out*
MARGIE MORGAN: Poor Skippy.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: Remember, folks! Keep askin' and keep darin'!
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