STSAlien_Phantom: I dare Mung to make a new recipe, but it includes an author (Stine), and Slappy and Chowder have to stop him.

LORRAINE CONYERS: *worries* Oh, no.

MUNG DAAL: *comes in, carrying something that is covered by a red blanket on a plate* Ladies and gentlemen! Today, I am going to create my best dish ever!

SANDY CHEEKS: What are you going to call it?

MUNG DAAL: I am calling it "Geek's Meal."

SNAPPY: ...why "Geek's Meal"?

MUNG DAAL: Well, lately, I have seen too many geeks around my restaurant, and they are just so creepy! They just stare at you...lifeless. That includes... *whispers* ...that pink bunny.

ANAIS WATTERSON: Hey!

MUNG DAAL: No...the other pink bunny.

PANINI: Oh, Chowder!

CHOWDER: I'm not your boyfriend!

MUNG DAAL: By creating this meal, geeks will order the meal and stop hanging around my restaurant. More money, less creepy-eyed nerds to deal with.

MABEL PINES: Hey! Nerds are not creepy!

DIPPER PINES: Yeah!

MABEL PINES: My brother is one!

DIPPER PINES: Yeah! Wait, what?

MARGIE MORGAN: What ingredients are you going to use for this specific meal?

MUNG DAAL: Well, bacon, lettuce, tomato...

IRONIC IRON: Sounds like a sandwich.

SHIM COPPER: Sounds more like a rip-off.

MUNG DAAL: *frowns at them and ignores them* But my main ingredient is... *pulls away the red blanket, revealing Stine* ...this!

SLAPPY: *gasps* Papa?!

STINE: *is tied up and has tape over his mouth* MMM!

SLAPPY: Why is my Papa tied up and gagged?!

MUNG DAAL: Duh. To keep him from escaping. I need to have a nerd for this meal after all.

CHOWDER: You are not going to cook him, are you?

MUNG DAAL: *pats Chowder's back* Of course not, Chowder.

CHOWDER: *smiles*

MUNG DAAL: This recipe calls for deep frying!

CHOWDER: *gasps*

SLAPPY: No! My Papa does not deserve this! Sure he is mean, not kind to others, and a dummy...

WALLY: Uh, bro? That is you.

SLAPPY: ...but he is my Papa, and I love him very much. *takes Shelly's hand into his* Not as much as Shelly though.

SHELLY MADISON: Slappy!

CHOWDER: Please, Mung. You cannot get rid of Mr. Stine.

MUNG DAAL: *thinks to himself* Hmm. *pats Chowder's head* Sorry, kiddo. We have to make sacrifices sometimes. *leaves*

*Chowder and Slappy narrow their eyebrows*

CHOWDER: Looks like we are going to war. *follows Mung*

SLAPPY: *kisses Shelly's cheek* If I do not come back, then I just want to let you know I will always love you. *follows Chowder, and they attack Mung*

SHIMMER COPPER: Do not worry, readers. Stine will be alright. Chowder and Slappy will make sure of it. Remember, folks! Keep askin' and keep darin'!