SarahStine: I dare Dr. Doofenshmirtz to turn me into a baby by accident, and Slappy and Stine try to turn me back, but after leaving me without watching over me, Mary-Ellen takes me away and acts like a mother.

LILY SUNFLOWER: Oh, boy.

HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ: *comes in with his inator*

STINE: *raises an eyebrow* What's that?

HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Behold! My latest creation! The Turn-People-Into-Crying-Babies-Inator! Or T.P.I.C.B.I., for short. This machine can turn anything and anyone into helpless, crying babies!

SLAPPY: And why did you build it?

HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ: *crosses his arms* Seriously? So when I turn people into helpless babies, I'll be able to get away with anything, like running through a red light! Hahaha! *presses a button on the machine*

STINE: Uh, I don't think that's such a good idea.

HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Too late! *pulls down the lever, and a green laser shoots out of the machine and bounces all over the room*

SLAPPY: Duck! *everyone ducks, and the green laser hits Sarah, and smoke appears around her*

STINE/SLAPPY: Sarah!

*the smoke slowly fades away, and a baby appears*

STINE: *gasps* Sarah!

*Sarah smiles and coos happily*

SLAPPY: *turns to look at Doofenshmirtz and frowns* You dummy! You turned my sister into a baby!

HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ: *steps back* Well...I...I... *runs off*

STINE: We've got to turn Sarah back!

SLAPPY: Duh! You think?!

*Stine and Slappy leave*

MARY-ELLEN: *walks in and spots Sarah* What do we have here? *walks over to Sarah and picks her up and holds her* Oh, it's a cute baby. *looks around* Is nobody here with you? Are you here all by yourself? *gently rocks her back and forth* Don't worry. I'll take good care of you.

*Sarah starts crying*

MARY-ELLEN: Are you hungry? I'll get you something to eat...um...Baby Tamara. *gets a bag of gummy bears from the kitchen cabinet and hands some to her* Here you go, darling.

*Sarah takes them and eats them*

MARY-ELLEN: *smiles* You're such a cute baby.

*Sarah starts yawning*

MARY-ELLEN: Uh oh. Someone's tired. *sits on the couch and sings to her while rocking her to sleep*

Oh, my little baby,

My cute baby,

My sweet, little baby,

Named Tamara,

My loving baby,

My funny baby,

And she's all mine,

To take care of,

And her name's Tamara.

*Sarah soon falls asleep, and Stine and Slappy run in*

SLAPPY: Mary-Ellen?!

MARY-ELLEN: Shh! You'll wake up Tamara.

STINE: *confused* Tamara?

MARY-ELLEN: Yes, that's what I named the baby.

SLAPPY: Um...Mary-Ellen? The baby you're holding is Sarah.

MARY-ELLEN: *giggles softly* Good one, Slappy. Sarah's not a baby.

STINE: Well, she is now.

MARY-ELLEN: *holds Sarah close to her* You're playing with me. I won't fall for it. Tamara's mine. My baby! *runs away with Sarah, and Stine and Slappy run after her*

One Chase Scene Later...

SLAPPY: *walking slowly and all out of breath* Don't...worry, sis. We got...you back to...normal. But man... *puts his hands on his knees* Mary-Ellen sure put up a fight. She kicked me...twice in the stomach! *falls down on the ground* Remember folks! Keep askin' and keep darin'!