Ghosts of the Stooges
TheRealSJ10: I want Grizz, Panda, and Ice Bear to find out that those Stooges are fakes, and the ghosts of the Stooges, even Shemp, haunt them.
*the lights suddenly turn off*
GRIZZ: *gasps* What happened to the lights?
PANDA: Calm down, Grizz. It is probably just a power outage.
GRIZZ: Well, could somebody turn the lights back on? I really want to continue recording the Three Stooges and Curly's short brother.
SNAPPY: I am not short!
ICE BEAR: Ice Bear will turn the electricity back on. *grabs his axe and leaves*
GRIZZ: There goes a brave bear.
PANDA: Yeah. Anyway--
*they then hear moaning sounds*
PANDA: Uh, Grizz? What was that?
GRIZZ: It is probably just the owl that keeps hooting day to night.
PANDA: But...that did not sound like hooting.
*four ghosts appear in front of them*
GRIZZ/PANDA: Ah! *hug each other*
PANDA: W-who are you?!
GHOST MOE: We are the ghosts of the Three Stooges.
GRIZZ: What?! That is impossible!
SNAPPY: Yeah, 'cause there are four of you.
GHOST SHEMP: I am also a Stooge as well. I am Shemp, but no one ever remembers me!
GRIZZ: I remember you, Shemp! But who are your friends? And why are you all ghosts?
GHOST MOE: Because we are dead, you idiot!
GRIZZ: Dead? You cannot be dead. You are standing over there! *points* Well, somewhere in the darkness.
GHOST LARRY: They are fakes! They go around and tell people that they are the real Stooges, but it is all a lie!
GHOST SHEMP: And not one of them is acting like me!
GHOST CURLY: And I have no short brother!
SNAPPY: I heard that, buddy!
GRIZZ: N-no! T-this is not true! *holds up the cell* I just recorded them before the lights went off!
GHOST MOE: That is a bunch phooey! *grabs the cell and throws it on the ground, breaking it*
PANDA: No!!! I just bought that phone!
GHOST LARRY: If you really want to figure out who are the real Stooges, then why do you not ask all of us a very simple question that only the real Stooges would know?
GRIZZ: Okay. Hmm. I got it! How does Curly make chicken soup?
LARRY: Uh...the easy way?
MOE: The hard way!
CURLY: I make it with chicken!
GHOST MOE: Incorrect!
GHOST CURLY: I always get a chicken and pour a liquid, such as water, through it. You do not put chicken in soup. That would be ridiculous!
GRIZZ: That...that is right, you ghost! So...you must be the real Stooges!
GHOST SHEMP: We have been trying to tell you that!
GRIZZ: Oh my gosh! It is such an honor to meet you! Even though that you are dead!
GHOST MOE: And now that you know the truth...
GHOST CURLY: ...we are going to haunt ya!
GHOSTS: Hahaha! *they circle around Grizz, Panda, Snappy, and the fake Stooges*
GRIZZ: Ah!
PANDA: What do we do now, Grizz?!
GRIZZ: I do not know. Call Ghostbusters?
PANDA: We could if my phone was not broken!
SNAPPY: Talk about a scary moment! Remember, folks! Keep askin' and keep darin'!
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