Ghosts of the Stooges

TheRealSJ10: I want Grizz, Panda, and Ice Bear to find out that those Stooges are fakes, and the ghosts of the Stooges, even Shemp, haunt them.


*the lights suddenly turn off*

GRIZZ: *gasps* What happened to the lights?

PANDA: Calm down, Grizz. It is probably just a power outage.

GRIZZ: Well, could somebody turn the lights back on? I really want to continue recording the Three Stooges and Curly's short brother.

SNAPPY: I am not short!

ICE BEAR: Ice Bear will turn the electricity back on. *grabs his axe and leaves*

GRIZZ: There goes a brave bear.

PANDA: Yeah. Anyway--

*they then hear moaning sounds*

PANDA: Uh, Grizz? What was that?

GRIZZ: It is probably just the owl that keeps hooting day to night.

PANDA: But...that did not sound like hooting.

*four ghosts appear in front of them*

GRIZZ/PANDA: Ah! *hug each other*

PANDA: W-who are you?!

GHOST MOE: We are the ghosts of the Three Stooges.

GRIZZ: What?! That is impossible!

SNAPPY: Yeah, 'cause there are four of you.

GHOST SHEMP: I am also a Stooge as well. I am Shemp, but no one ever remembers me!

GRIZZ: I remember you, Shemp! But who are your friends? And why are you all ghosts?

GHOST MOE: Because we are dead, you idiot!

GRIZZ: Dead? You cannot be dead. You are standing over there! *points* Well, somewhere in the darkness.

GHOST LARRY: They are fakes! They go around and tell people that they are the real Stooges, but it is all a lie!

GHOST SHEMP: And not one of them is acting like me!

GHOST CURLY: And I have no short brother!

SNAPPY: I heard that, buddy!

GRIZZ: N-no! T-this is not true! *holds up the cell* I just recorded them before the lights went off!

GHOST MOE: That is a bunch phooey! *grabs the cell and throws it on the ground, breaking it*

PANDA: No!!! I just bought that phone!

GHOST LARRY: If you really want to figure out who are the real Stooges, then why do you not ask all of us a very simple question that only the real Stooges would know?

GRIZZ: Okay. Hmm. I got it! How does Curly make chicken soup?

LARRY: Uh...the easy way?

MOE: The hard way!

CURLY: I make it with chicken!

GHOST MOE: Incorrect!

GHOST CURLY: I always get a chicken and pour a liquid, such as water, through it. You do not put chicken in soup. That would be ridiculous!

GRIZZ: That...that is right, you ghost! So...you must be the real Stooges!

GHOST SHEMP: We have been trying to tell you that!

GRIZZ: Oh my gosh! It is such an honor to meet you! Even though that you are dead!

GHOST MOE: And now that you know the truth...

GHOST CURLY: ...we are going to haunt ya!

GHOSTS: Hahaha! *they circle around Grizz, Panda, Snappy, and the fake Stooges*

GRIZZ: Ah!

PANDA: What do we do now, Grizz?!

GRIZZ: I do not know. Call Ghostbusters?

PANDA: We could if my phone was not broken!

SNAPPY: Talk about a scary moment! Remember, folks! Keep askin' and keep darin'!





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