Maniacal_Jane15: I dare Slappy and Wally to play 'Dodge or Dare' ('Dodj or Daar') with Gumball and Darwin.

SLAPPY: What is 'Dodge or Dare'?

GUMBALL WATTERSON: This... *holds up the board game* ...is 'Dodj or Daar.'

WALLY: *looks at the board game* That is 'Dodge or Dare'? A silly board game? Pfft! This dare is going to be easy!

DARWIN WATTERSON: You do not understand, Wally. Once you start playing...you cannot stop!

WALLY: So...it is addictive?

GUMBALL WATTERSON: No! It is pure evil!

SLAPPY: Well, so are me and Wally. Actually, I turned over a new leaf because of my sweet, wonderful girl—

WALLY: Do not mention her, brother of mine! She is not even in this dare!

SLAPPY: You are just jealous.

WALLY: I am not! I have my own girlfriend!

SLAPPY: Who you cheated on.

WALLY: *growls, and then grabs the board game and sets it up* Let us play! *pokes Slappy's nose* And I am going to beat ya!

DARWIN WATTERSON: It is not about who wins!

GUMBALL WATTERSON: It is about survival!

WALLY: Whatever! *grabs the dice and rolls first* Ha! Six!

SLAPPY: Hey, how come you get to go first?

WALLY: Because I am the oldest! So there! *sticks his tongue out*

SLAPPY: *rolls his eyes* How immature.

WALLY: *starts moving six spaces, but Gumball stops him*

GUMBALL WATTERSON: You must draw a 'daar' card before moving ahead.

WALLY: Oh, okay. *picks up a 'daar card and reads it* "Order a prank pizza." What does that mean?

DARWIN WATTERSON: You have to order a pizza and give out a fake address to deliver the pizza to.

WALLY: Ooh! *smirks* My kind of prank! *gets up, and then grabs the phone and calls the pizzeria* Hello? Yes, I would like to order one large pizza. The address? 2159826008975604321 Puppet Street. Of course, that is the right address. Why else would I be calling you? For a prank? *hangs up* The delivery guy is going to be driving for a while. *moves six spaces*

SLAPPY: My turn! *rolls the dice* Five? Aw, man! *draws a 'daar' card and reads it* "Throw water balloons at Miss Simian." *smirks* I am sure that Papa will not mind if I just do one evil deed today. *gets up and hurries off*

MISS SIMIAN: *walking past* What a beautiful day. The birds are fighting with each other. The clouds are blocking the sun. Yep. Mighty fine.

SLAPPY: *grabs some water balloons and opens the window* Hey, monkey lady! You smell! Looks like that you need a bath! *throws the water balloons at Miss Simian*

MISS SIMIAN: *cries out and runs off*

SLAPPY: *chuckles evilly* What a chicken.

Minutes Later...

*Gumball is juggling flaming knives, while Darwin is holding hands with a sheep*

SLAPPY: *laughs* You two look ridiculous!

WALLY: Juggling knives and dating a sheep? This game is a joke!

DARWIN WATTERSON: *shakes his head sadly* You poor, innocent puppets.

GUMBALL WATTERSON: At least...at least the game is almost over.

SLAPPY: And I am going to win!

WALLY: No, I am going to win!

SLAPPY: I am way ahead of you!

WALLY: A am one space behind you, you idiot!

SLAPPY: You are the idiot!

WALLY: Ugh! Just play!

SLAPPY: But it is your turn!

WALLY: I already went, remember? I slid down in a bathtub. "Bathtub sledge." And that was cool!

SLAPPY: ...oh, yeah. *rolls the dice* Four! I will take it! *draws a 'daar' card and reads it* "Take a Dodj card."

*Gumball and Darwin gasp*

SLAPPY: *draws a 'dodj' card and reads it* "No one is allowed to breath until the game is over." *raises an eyebrow* What kind of— *suddenly has trouble breathing*

WALLY: *chuckles* Very funny, Slappy. I know that you are— *suddenly cannot breathe either*

DARWIN WATTERSON: No! *he and Gumball do not breathe* G-Gumball...

GUMBALL WATTERSON: There is only one way to end this! *grabs the dice* We must finish it! *rolls the dice and prays for a seven, for that is the exact number that he needs to finish the game* Come on...seven... *gets a seven* Yes! *the game ends, and he, Darwin, Wally, and Slappy can breathe again* It is finally over!

DARWIN WATTERSON: That was a close one. *turns to Wally and Slappy* Do you see why Gumball and I do not play with this game anymore?

WALLY: Yeah! 'Cause you are chickens!

SLAPPY: We should play again!

DARWIN WATTERSON: *sighs* Remember, folks. Keep askin' and keep darin'...I guess.