TheRealSJ10: I dare Joker to meet Animo, but Animo does not know him or what Joker did to Sarah. And when Joker reveals his so-called "love" secret about Sarah, how will Animo react?

ANIMO: *at a villain convention, where only villains are invited, and accidentally bumps into Joker* Oops. Sorry about that.

JOKER: *turns to him and smirks* Why, that is quite alright, my fellow villain. Accidents happen all the time.

ANIMO: *examines him* Who are you supposed to be?

JOKER: I am the Joker. *bows*

ANIMO: Oh. So you are a joke?

JOKER: *nods* You could say that. Unfortunately, no one understands me and my jokes. They think that they are dangerous.

ANIMO: *raises an eyebrow* Dangerous? How can a mere joke be dangerous? Jokes can only be insulting.

JOKER: Not the way that I do it, my friend. I am the best villain who has ever lived! I strike fear and laughter into the hearts of men! And I do it cleverly.

ANIMO: How?

JOKER: Like a crime that I committed just last week. I robbed a bank.

ANIMO: *crosses his arms* That is pretty average. I mean, almost every villain has robbed a bank, including me.

JOKER: I am not finished yet. *chuckles* After my goons and I collected the money, we sprayed laughing gas at everybody who was in that bank. They laughed and laughed. It was glorious! *laughs insanely*

ANIMO: *starts feeling uncomfortable* Okay...

JOKER: That was one of my best moments. But you know what my greatest achievement was? Finding the love of my life.

HARLEY QUINN: You mean me, puddin'?

JOKER: Not you, you blundering idiot! *shoves her down*

HARLEY QUINN: Ah!

JOKER: *turns back to Animo* As I was saying, I found the love of my life. Boy, was she beautiful. She had lovely hair and wonderful skin. So you know what I did when I first saw her? I kidnapped her and made her mine!

ANIMO: I do not think that is the best way to charm a girl that you like.

JOKER: Apparently, it was the only way! She heard about on the news and said that she did not want to be with me! Ever! I had no choice but to punish her. I tied her to a chair, yanked her hair, and so much more!

ANIMO: *has a disgust look on his face* I may be a bad guy at times, but I would never do something like that to someone, especially to my pets. *shakes his head and clicks his tongue* Poor girl. I hope that she is okay.

JOKER: Oh, she is fine, and you should know.

ANIMO: *confused* ...why?

JOKER: Because you know her. *whispers in his ear* Sarah.

ANIMO: *gasps* What?!

JOKER: Sarah. Sarah Tennyson. My true love.

ANIMO: *looks down, and tears form in his eyes* You...you hurt her. *clenches his hands into tight fists, and then raises his head and punches him* You. Hurt. My. Girl! *keeps punching*

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: That was not taken well. Remember, folks! Keep askin' and keep darin'!