(I randomly came up with this on the way to choir-)

Someone: Imagine someone handed you a box filled with things you lost over the years.

Roman: My self confidence! Now I can stop faking it so I can make it!

Meg: Oh wow, my innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Monika/Oscar: Mental stability, my old friend!- *they stare at each other*

Oscar: What happened to you?

Monika: I found out I was just a fictional character in a visual novel dating sim and that my life has no meaning.

Oscar: An old wizard died and reincarnated into my head, in turn making me one of many so-called 'meat suits' for this guy to take over and live in until we die and go to someone else, meaning, in a way, MY life has no meaning either.

Monika: ....you poor child-

Someone: Okay, can y'all lighten up a bit? Please?