True Identities
[Batman is online]
[Ironman is online]
[Superman is online]
[Spiderman is online]
Batman: Hi I'm Batman
Superman: ...
Ironman: I know your true identities (smile)
Spiderman: How can you know that we were masks! (All expect Superman, though I still don't know who he is)
Batman: I have made it my priority to keep my identity secret so there's no way you found out
Ironman: Starters spidey are you really that blind, all he does is take his glasses off and bam he's superman
Superman: wait how did you... I don't wear glasses
Spiderman: OMG I know who he is now!
Ironman: Great now if I may I will reveal your identities to the world or my closet friends your choice
Batman: That's a tricky one, I mean telling the world wouldn't be so bad but telling your friends you would need to go into hiding.
Spiderman: I vote friends because less people will know, I didn't tell Mary Jane until she was captured by doctor octopus
Superman: I'll use my powers on you before you can tell anyone.
Ironman: I'm not afraid of you; I mean you can barely dress properly
Superman: what's that supposed to mean
Batman: you where your pants on the outside of your costume
Superman: I do not it just the design of my costume
Ironman: excuses
[Black widow, Captain America, Hulk, Hawkeye, Loki, Thor, Tris, Peeta, Tobias, Katniss, Klaus and Fury are online]
Captain: Stark why have you invited us to a chat room again?
Thor: This better be important I was just about to get a perm
Loki: -laughs-
Thor: Brother be quiet!
Black Widow: I swear to god Stark if this isn't important I will confiscate your suits!
Ironman: Oh it's important alright
Tris: Go on then
Katniss: Hey Tris^
Tris: Hi how are you
Hawkeye: Hello guys!
Black widow: Back on topic!
Ironman: Right –drum roll- Superman is Clark Kent
Fury: Seriously we all knew that!
Peeta: I didn't
Klaus: You just stick with your bread skills
[Peeta has gone offline]
Hulk: I have better things to be doing
Ironman: Wait... Batman is Bruce Wayne!
Black Widow: Knew that was assigned to assassinate him three years ago but then found out he was Batman
Batman: wait what; I must go upgrade my security
[Batman has gone offline]
Superman: Clearly I have been outwitted by the humans, is time now for a new disguise
Captain America: what are you gonna do, put on a fake moustache
Superman: No (Obviously a fake beard)
[Superman has gone offline]
Black Widow: You know there is one person I don't know the identity of
Loki: Who?
Black Widow: It doesn't matter
Loki: I bet if Hawkeye asked you would tell him
Hawkeye: Leave me out of this
Katniss: There's an archery contest in my district today, would you like to come Hawk?
Hawkeye: Yes a million times yes
[Katniss has gone offline]
[Hawkeye has gone offline]
Loki: That just sounded like he accepted a marriage proposal.
Hulk: I know right
Spiderman: Please I beg of your Stark don't reveal my identity
Black Widow: -gasp-
Captain America: What?
Hulk: Think that might be the one that got away
Thor: I do not understand that reference
Black Widow: Tony tells me his name now!
Ironman: Looks like I information Miss Widow wants
Fury: I'm listening too our intelligence at SHIELD does not have a clue that this masked spider is
Klaus: Spiderman you should feel honoured that you've been able to hide your identity for this long
Tris: This is getting exciting right Tobias
Tobias: yep excitement is running through my veins (sarcasm)
Tris: What did I do wrong?
Tobias: Can we just talk alone please?
Tris: I suppose, Tony e-mail me his identity please I got to go for now
[Tris has gone offline]
[Tobias has gone offline]
Spiderman: The suspense is killing
Loki: I think we should all take a guess at who he is before Stark tells us
Thor: Great idea Brother a guessing game!
Black Widow: Harry Osborn
Captain America: Harry Styles
Fury: I'm with Black Widow; Harry Osborn
Loki: I think Captain you are crazy, Mr Styles is way too busy with tours to be Spiderman
Thor: Spiderman is Spiderman that is the persona he wants people to know him by so that is what I'll call him
Klaus: Taylor Launter
Hulk: Most signs do point to Harry Osborn
Spiderman: My name is Peter Parker not Harry Osborn!!!!!!
Ironman: yes!
Spiderman: Oops
Black Widow: Don't worry your secret is safe with me can't guarantee that with others
[Black Widow has gone offline]
Fury: Good job Tony
[Fury has gone offline]
Ironman: me 1 parker 0
Spiderman: You never knew my name did you?
Ironman: Nope, do you want to go out for Shawarma
Spiderman: Why not
Thor: Can I come please man of iron
Ironman: Sure
[Thor has gone offline]
[Spiderman has gone offline]
[Ironman has gone offline]
Klaus: So Loki having fun being president
Loki: To be quite honest with you I find it boring, the humans are boring and there constantly talking about saving money and providing health care
Klaus: Yeah it's a shame you can't give it back to me but Caroline told me if I tried to become president again I would never see her again
Loki: tough love anyway I have some laws to sign off bye
[Loki has gone offline]
Hulk: I need to go let off some steam
[Hulk has gone offline]
Klaus: Just you and me Captain
[Captain America has gone offline]
Klaus: Suit yourself then
[Klaus has gone offline]
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