True Identities

[Batman is online]

[Ironman is online]

[Superman is online]

[Spiderman is online]

Batman: Hi I'm Batman

Superman: ...

Ironman: I know your true identities (smile)

Spiderman: How can you know that we were masks! (All expect Superman, though I still don't know who he is)

Batman: I have made it my priority to keep my identity secret so there's no way you found out

Ironman: Starters spidey are you really that blind, all he does is take his glasses off and bam he's superman

Superman: wait how did you... I don't wear glasses

Spiderman: OMG I know who he is now!

Ironman: Great now if I may I will reveal your identities to the world or my closet friends your choice

Batman: That's a tricky one, I mean telling the world wouldn't be so bad but telling your friends you would need to go into hiding.

Spiderman: I vote friends because less people will know, I didn't tell Mary Jane until she was captured by doctor octopus

Superman: I'll use my powers on you before you can tell anyone.

Ironman: I'm not afraid of you; I mean you can barely dress properly

Superman: what's that supposed to mean

Batman: you where your pants on the outside of your costume

Superman: I do not it just the design of my costume

Ironman: excuses

[Black widow, Captain America, Hulk, Hawkeye, Loki, Thor, Tris, Peeta, Tobias, Katniss, Klaus and Fury are online]

Captain: Stark why have you invited us to a chat room again?

Thor: This better be important I was just about to get a perm

Loki: -laughs-

Thor: Brother be quiet!

Black Widow: I swear to god Stark if this isn't important I will confiscate your suits!

Ironman: Oh it's important alright

Tris: Go on then

Katniss: Hey Tris^

Tris: Hi how are you

Hawkeye: Hello guys!

Black widow: Back on topic!

Ironman: Right –drum roll- Superman is Clark Kent

Fury: Seriously we all knew that!

Peeta: I didn't

Klaus: You just stick with your bread skills

[Peeta has gone offline]

Hulk: I have better things to be doing

Ironman: Wait... Batman is Bruce Wayne!

Black Widow: Knew that was assigned to assassinate him three years ago but then found out he was Batman

Batman: wait what; I must go upgrade my security

[Batman has gone offline]

Superman: Clearly I have been outwitted by the humans, is time now for a new disguise

Captain America: what are you gonna do, put on a fake moustache

Superman: No (Obviously a fake beard)

[Superman has gone offline]

Black Widow: You know there is one person I don't know the identity of

Loki: Who?

Black Widow: It doesn't matter

Loki: I bet if Hawkeye asked you would tell him

Hawkeye: Leave me out of this

Katniss: There's an archery contest in my district today, would you like to come Hawk?

Hawkeye: Yes a million times yes

[Katniss has gone offline]

[Hawkeye has gone offline]

Loki: That just sounded like he accepted a marriage proposal.

Hulk: I know right

Spiderman: Please I beg of your Stark don't reveal my identity

Black Widow: -gasp-

Captain America: What?

Hulk: Think that might be the one that got away

Thor: I do not understand that reference

Black Widow: Tony tells me his name now!

Ironman: Looks like I information Miss Widow wants

Fury: I'm listening too our intelligence at SHIELD does not have a clue that this masked spider is

Klaus: Spiderman you should feel honoured that you've been able to hide your identity for this long

Tris: This is getting exciting right Tobias

Tobias: yep excitement is running through my veins (sarcasm)

Tris: What did I do wrong?

Tobias: Can we just talk alone please?

Tris: I suppose, Tony e-mail me his identity please I got to go for now

[Tris has gone offline]

[Tobias has gone offline]

Spiderman: The suspense is killing

Loki: I think we should all take a guess at who he is before Stark tells us

Thor: Great idea Brother a guessing game!

Black Widow: Harry Osborn

Captain America: Harry Styles

Fury: I'm with Black Widow; Harry Osborn

Loki: I think Captain you are crazy, Mr Styles is way too busy with tours to be Spiderman

Thor: Spiderman is Spiderman that is the persona he wants people to know him by so that is what I'll call him

Klaus: Taylor Launter

Hulk: Most signs do point to Harry Osborn

Spiderman: My name is Peter Parker not Harry Osborn!!!!!!

Ironman: yes!

Spiderman: Oops

Black Widow: Don't worry your secret is safe with me can't guarantee that with others

[Black Widow has gone offline]

Fury: Good job Tony

[Fury has gone offline]

Ironman: me 1 parker 0

Spiderman: You never knew my name did you?

Ironman: Nope, do you want to go out for Shawarma

Spiderman: Why not

Thor: Can I come please man of iron

Ironman: Sure

[Thor has gone offline]

[Spiderman has gone offline]

[Ironman has gone offline]

Klaus: So Loki having fun being president

Loki: To be quite honest with you I find it boring, the humans are boring and there constantly talking about saving money and providing health care

Klaus: Yeah it's a shame you can't give it back to me but Caroline told me if I tried to become president again I would never see her again

Loki: tough love anyway I have some laws to sign off bye

[Loki has gone offline]

Hulk: I need to go let off some steam

[Hulk has gone offline]

Klaus: Just you and me Captain

[Captain America has gone offline]

Klaus: Suit yourself then

[Klaus has gone offline]

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