Random skits #2
So here's another batch of random stuff that happens with my featured characters. Hope you enjoy! :3
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Raven: Hey BB, I think I have a good joke.
Beast Boy: Oh God please no Rae. All of your jokes suck.
Killer Croc: At least the ones that weren't actually intentional make up tenfold for the horrible puns you make. Ha!
Raven: Hey! No seriously, I came up with a good joke I swear!
Beast Boy: Ok ok, calm down. Let's hear it Rae.
Raven: Ok. (Clears throat) So two cows are driving a car down a road and make a turn. What does the cow steering the wheel say to the passenger cow?
Killer Croc: Um... What?
Raven: They say "See? This is the right of whey!" (Laughs hysterically)😂
Beast Boy: 😐...
Marshadow: ... >~<😝
Killer Croc: ...Da f**k?
Raven: Wha..? Oh come on it was hilarious! It's a word play thing! "Whey" as in curds and whey, and "way" as in the direction sound exactly the same! And the "right of way" is the-
Killer Croc: 😴Zzzzzzz....
Raven: Screw you Croc! Come on babe, it was funny right?
Beast Boy: Uh... Um... I'm not sure if I should be offended or not Rae. You know I'm a vegan right?
Raven: 😦 (face palm)
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(Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria)
Jeremy: You're NEVER gonna catch me you crazy machines! Nope! Not going to happen!
*meanwhile*
Happy Frog: Pachoo! Ninja skills!
Mangle: WOOOW! I'm a ninja now! Whoo! I'm coming for ya now Jeremy! (Crawls off)
Balloon Boy: Um... Sh-shouldn't we tell he-
Springtrap: Naw. I want to see what this leads to.
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Jeremy: God, do I really need to clean ALL of these old animatronics? I get that they're classics but they're so hard to work with nowadays. *sigh* I need to relax a little, that's all. (Reachs for a nearby pizza)
Chica: 😠(slams hands to the table) DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD!
Jeremy: 😲AAHH!
*take 2*
Jeremy: *sigh* I need to relax a little, that's all. (Reachs for a nearby pizza)
Chica: PIZZZAAAA!
Jeremy: OHMIGOD! (Throws pizza slice at Chica)
Chica: ......Piiizzzzaaaa.😁
Bonnie: That's our Chica.😧
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Newscaster: Breaking news ladies and gentlemen! Local cat lady attempts world record for most meatbuns ever consumed! I'm here at the scene with the attemptee, a miss "Taokaka", right now live. Ms. Taokaka, do you have a reason for attempting this world record?
Taokaka: I like meatbuns. :3
Newscaster: And there you have it folks! Me and the news crew will be here filming the whole event live! Look! Here comes the meatbuns now!
A giant, five story tall box filled to the brim with meatbuns is transported into the area by truck. Taokaka stares, mouth open, and imagines all of the meatbuns that must be in that thing.
Taokaka: Holy macaroni! :O
Soon the driver of the transport was given the signal to start lifting the ramp of his transport vehicle, thus causing the giant box of meatbuns to start tilting towards where Taokaka was standing. As meatbuns were slowly starting to rain down, Taokaka stretched her arms out and opened her mouth wide.
Taokaka: GET IN MY BELLYYYY!!!-
Suddenly Taokaka was snapped back to reality after accidentally falling off her bunk bed, realizing immediately that she was only dreaming.
Taokaka: No! Meatbuns come back!
As Tao slowly climbed back up into her bed, her sister Torakaka came rushing in.
Torakaka: Tao are you ok?! I heard a loud thud and-
Taokaka: No Tao's not ok! Tao didn't get to eat delicious meatbuns! 😣
Torakaka: Oh. *sigh* Which one was it this time? The one where you're attempting to eat the most meatbuns ever or the one where you were being chased by a giant rolling meatbun?
Taokaka: The most meatbuns ever one. Tao didn't even start eating them before Tao woke up on the floor! Now Tao's sad! 3:
Torakaka: You'll live Tao. You'll live.
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(Back at Fazbear's)
Jeremy: Great. Now I got to clean the dang vents too? *sigh* If I don't do it though, I guess I just won't get paid.
Jeremy climbs into the vents and starts crawling around inside, looking for any places that need to get cleaned out.
However, someone- or something- was in there with him...
Mangle: (theme from Jaws plays)
Jeremy: (turns on flashlight and sees Mangle)
Mangle: (!!!) Ah c**p! (Backs away)
Jeremy: ...Okay bye.
*take 2*
Mangle: Da da da da... da da da da da... da daaaah!
Jeremy: (turns on flashlight and sees Mangle)
Mangle: ...Hi... S**t I forgot what I was doing here hang on let me try that again. (Backs away)
Jeremy: ...Good talk Mangle. 😧 Dork.
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(Earlier this week)
Joshua: Honeies, I'm home! Sorry for the longer then usual absense but gah the Reaper's Game last week was a pain in the- (sees that MonsterProductions is the only one in the room) Um... I'm sorry did I not get the memo orrr?
MonsterProductions: Oh hey Josh. Um, no. It's been a bit of a slow day. I imagine everyone wants a break from each other before someone else asks anymore questions to us.
Joshua: Oh? How's that?
MonsterProductions: Well, everyone kinda got on each other's nerves during the last few days. Plus Mother's Day happened and, well, you know how Raven feels on that day.
Joshua: 😮... *sigh* I can't leave you guys alone for even one day, let alone a week, before you decide to start a civil war.
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Springtrap: Sooo, wait. Explain to me again why these "Rockstar" Animatronics are better then the rest of us?
Rockstar Freddy: We're the latest in children's entertainment technology.
Rockstar Chica: We know ALL the latest and most popular songs!
Rockstar Bonnie: We're more suited to playing actual instruments instead of some cheap thin fakes.
Bonnie: Hey!😡
Rockstar Foxy: And we're fully articulated and made of the best material an animatronic can get!
Rockstar Freddy: What's not to love!?
Springtrap: (stares at Rockstar Freddy, turns and looks at the Mediocre Melodies, then turns back to Rockstar Freddy) How about the fact that yoy had to look like hippie versions of the original Freddy and crew? Seriously, who expects Chica to play any instruments when she's all about pizza and parties? And since when has not-real-instruments not worked to keep the kids entertained? Not to mention that, though I applaud the working pirate parrot there, you have a f**king pegleg! Seriously, how are you even standing right now?! And you, "Rockstar Freddy", look like you're about to stab someone to death. And I should know what someone like that looks like!
Rockstar Freddy: Wh-what's your point!?
Springtrap: My point is that we already have the Toy Animatronics "replacing" the Classics here and that you all are worthless. Seriously, at least the Mediocre Melodies are all original characters instead of some mockery of the old days like you!😡
Bonnie: OOOOOHHH! Dude you just got roasted!😰
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Welp, I got nothing else. Hope this entertains you all! It's the last day of school for me here, so wish me luck for the summer! Cheers!🐉🐺
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