Hic(*hiccup*)ups. Story #1
Before we start, I just want to clarify that I don't have hiccups at the time I wrote this. It's just something I came up with while watching Shawn the sheep and the episode in which one of the sheep got hiccups. I am, however, alittle under the weather, with a runny nose and a gonk'd up throat, so I'd appreciate some bless yous and get well soons. I'm surprised I haven't coughed up my stomach yet my throat's cloded up. Seriously, only one person at school said bless you to me today(4-30-18 for future reference), and it was while I was coughing, not sneezing, like I had been, at least, 5 times in class at that point. Anyway, onwards with the story!
Oh, and be warned, there's some mild language used. Also, this is before Raven knows that Shadowglade is her blood related brother. She technically just got back from world hopping a second time some time before this. So, enjoy!🐉
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Marshadow:*hiccup*
Raven: D**mit.
When Raven gave her little Marshadow some milk, she didn't intend for him to chug it. She couldn't help but think BB was responsible for Marshadow doing this. Now Marshadow got the hiccups. Great. Raven tried having Marshadow drink some water slowly, but of course, that didn't work.
At least Marshadow wasn't freaking out. This must be something Pokemon like Marshadow get as well as humans.
Marshadow:*hiccup*
Raven: I'm thinking, ok. Look, try holding your breath. I hear that works.
Marshadow then takes in a gulp a air before shutting his mouth tightly, causing his cheeks to puff out a little. Raven couldn't help but think he looked adorable like that. Shadowglade then walks in.
Shadowglade: Morning. Um, what's up with-
Raven: His got hiccups.
Shadowglade: Ah.
Raven: Got any ideas on how to get rid of hiccups, man?
Shadowglade: They usually just go away on their own, I've noticed.
Raven: I suppose.
Shadowglade: Did they just start all of a sudden or wha-
Raven: He drank some milk too fast.
Shadowglade: Yeah.
Raven: You know if BB had anything to do with Marshadow just drinking too fast?
Shadowglade: I wouldn't know.
Raven: Of course.
Shadowglade: Do you know if Marshadows are supposed to turn blue like that?
Raven turned around and saw that Marshadow was still holding his breath. She had completely forgotten about him holding his breath. He had turned a dark blue color, and judging from the look in his eyes, he couldn't take it anymore and was freaking out.
Raven: Oh my god, Marshadow you can breath now geez!
Marshadow: *Gasp!*
Marshadow fell to his side and started panting from a lack of air(Animals do that). After he calmed down some, Raven picked him up and held him like a little baby. She wouldn't admit it, since she herself doesn't know, but she actually has a motherly love for all children, including creatures like Marshadow. Something she got from her now passed away mother.
Shadowglade: Are the hiccups gone?
Marshadow:*hiccup*
Shadowglade: Ask a stupid question.
Raven: D**mit!
Shadowglade: Is it ok for Marshadow to hear you say things like that?
Raven: Shut up.
Marshadow:*hiccup*
Raven:(sigh)Welp, I'm out of ideas.
Shadowglade: Those animatronics you know run a restaurant, right? It's a long shot, but maybe they know how to get rid of hiccups. They have to worry about kids all the time.
Marshadow:*hiccup*
Raven: I don't know. Marshadow accidentally came with me one time I went to visit them and most of them freaked out until Foxy managed to convince all of 'em that Marshadow was a living plushie toy.
Marshadow:*hiccup*
Shadowglade: The f*ck?
Raven: I don't know. Besides, you know how that Springtrap thing bugs the h*ll out of me.
Shadowglade: Least you know Beast Boy ain't gonna try "teaching" your baby thing some stupid habit for a while. Don't worry, I won't tell him about this, since he has no clue about those animatronic friends of yours. Unless you want him interegating you about how you know some Internet celebrities, not to mention all the people you met during the whole world hopping thing.
Marshadow:*hiccup*
Raven:(thinking)... I'll let you know when I come back if the hiccups stopped.
Shadowglade: I'll hold down the fort while your gone. And hey, if that Springtrap a**hole goes too far, I'll tear him into scrap metal personally.
Raven: I'll keep that in mind. Hopefully I won't be long. Since it's Sunday, the pizzeria shouldn't open at least till around afternoon.
Marshadow:*hiccup*
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Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria
Since Raven had a part-time job as a backup night guard, she had a key to the establishment. It may not be the best place in the world, but the pay was pretty good considering their trying to stay in business. Plus the animatronics here are actually pretty nice "people," unless your talking about Springtrap of course.
Raven: Hello?
Balloonboy: Hi!
Whenever Raven walked into the pizzeria, the first face she usually saw was Balloonboy's. Balloonboy is the only truly human-like animatronic Raven was aware of, and was set up close to the front entrance, that way children could go ahead and ask for a balloon. Every bit counts when your a company recovering from near bankruptcy. Balloonboy's voice box was only capable of saying two words, plus a laughing sound, which annoyed the other animatronics except Foxy, Mangle, and Marionette. Unlike most people, Raven actually likes Balloonboy, probably because of his child-like appearance and her motherly compassion. Balloonboy is also known as BB, which Raven noted immediately as the same nickname Beast Boy had(Am I the only person until now to notice that?).
Raven: Hi BB, you still haven't got a new voice box?
Balloonboy:(lowers and shakes head)
Raven: I'm sure Vincent will get one for you soon. Can you go let the others know I'm here, please?
Balloonboy:(laughs)
Balloonboy walks into the main dinning area to let Freddy and everyone know they have company. He may be annoying sometimes, but he is a good alternative to a door bell. As Raven walks in, she's somewhat surprised to see Jeff leaning back against his seat with his eyes closed. Raven still couldn't believe how different he was since the first time they met. He's shaped up quite nicely. Last time she was here was when she found out that Jeff was friends with the animatronics since before he officially became one of those "creepypasta" whatevers.
Raven: Hey Jeff.
Jeff: Thanks for not sneaking up on me this time.
Marshadow:*hiccup*
Jeff: You got the hiccups, Raven?
Raven: No, it's Marshadow who's got the hiccups. You remember Marshadow right?
Raven takes Marshadow from under her hood, where Marshadow likes to hide when traveling with Raven, and sits him on the table. Jeff opens one of his eyes halfway to see the little guy.
Jeff: Been a while, but yeah, I remember him. The animatronics told me about when you brought him over here.
Raven: That was an accident.
Jeff: So I'm told.
Marshadow:*hiccup*
Foxy: Miss Raven!
Foxy the pirate fox has got to be the the best person you could meet. He's shy with new people, but after a bit he's like your best friend. Jeff and Raven always enjoy being around Foxy, especially after dealing with Springtrap. His only worry in the world is when someone brings up the Bite of '87, then he does everything he can to leave the conversation politely and find some place and mourn. It's complicated.
Raven: Foxy, nice to see ya. Listen, you remember Marshadow?
Foxy: Arr, how can I forget, Raven? With his sweet face?
Marshadow:*hiccup*
Jeff: Poor thing's got the hiccups.
Foxy: Oh dear, we can't have that, can we?
Raven: I figured maybe since you guys work in a kids establishment you guys might be able to help get rid of his hiccups. You could help too, Jeff.
Jeff: Have you tried to do it yourself?
Raven: Would I be asking these guys for help if I didn't?
Marshadow:*hiccup*
Jeff: True. What I meant to say is that, what have you tried to get rid of the hiccups?
Raven: I've tried burping him, I've tried getting him to drink some water, and he nearly suffocated when he held his breath.
Marshadow:*hiccup*
Jeff: Hmm.
Foxy: I heard somewhere that being upside down gets rid of one's hiccups. Perhaps we best try that.
Jeff: I don't think that works, Foxy.
Raven: Couldn't hurt, I guess.
Foxy then takes Marshadow by his little feet and holds him upside down. Marshadow, knowing Raven is close, doesn't freak out about this. This goes on for some minutes.
Marshadow:*hiccup*
Jeff: Told you. It don't work.
Foxy: Argh, I'll see if the others might have an idea or two to lend us.
Foxy gently hands Marshadow over to Raven and goes toward the toy animatronics to ask for their advice.
Marshadow:*hiccup*
Jeff: Did the hiccups just start all of a sudden or-
Raven: He chugged some milk too fast.
Jeff: Oh. I always thought it was just drinking water too fast that caused hiccups like that.
Raven:(shrugs) I don't know.
Marshadow:*hiccup*
Foxy: Aye lad an' lassie, Toy Bonnie says he has a few ideas he thinks might work.
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Raven: "Scaring him."(?)
Toy Bonnie: Yeah, I hear it happens alot in TV shows. We just need to surprise him, and the hiccups should be gone.
Jeff: If your suggesting you'll jumpscare him...
Foxy: Oh no, Jeff! We wouldn't dare the very thought of it!
Toy Bonnie: We don't even like "jumpscaring" someone, let alone this cutie.
Marshadow:*hiccup*
Raven: How? Pop a balloon or something?
Foxy: Aye miss Raven.
Toy Bonnie pulls out one of Balloonboy's balloons and holds it close to Marshadow's ear, whose sitting on a table now. Foxy then raises his hooked hand and within seconds, the sound of a sudden POP can be heard through the dining room. Raven and Jeff, having not been expecting this, immediately jump in reaction. Marshadow, however, only finches slightly.
Raven: Jesus Christ!
Foxy: Forgive us lass, but it's suppose to surprise the little one.
Jeff: That's why I hate balloons popping, especially if it's IN MY EAR!!!
Toy Bonnie: 😕
Raven: I. Completely. Agree.
Toy Bonnie:.....Sorry?......
Foxy: Did it work?
Marshadow:....*hiccup*
Jeff: Seriously?
Toy Bonnie: I was sure that was going to work. Well, no worries, I've got few more ideas that I'm positive will work!
Raven: Enlighten us please, BonBon (that's Toy Bonnie's nickname).
Toy Bonnie: We can use my guitar.
Jeff: What?
Marshadow:*hiccup*
Foxy: If we turn up the volume enough on the speaker, it might frighten the little one.
Toy Bonnie: And those hiccups.
Raven: That might actually work.
Jeff: Just not too loud. That balloon was enough.
As Toy Bonnie set up his guitar and speaker, Mangle happened to be passing by. It was searching for whatever caused the popping noise. It noticed Marshadow sitting up on the table next to Raven, Jeff, and Foxy. It managed to climb up into a chair behind Marshadow and started nudging him for attention.
Marshadow:*hiccup*
Mangle:(static noises)
Marshadow: Mar mar! (That's usually Marshadow's way of saying hello to everyone. It's also how he talks, considering he's a pokemon.)
Mangle:(static noises)
Toy Bonnie: Ready when you are guys!
Mangle was curious as to what everyone was up to. It always has that curiosity... The kind that can get you in trouble, but also somehow lets you avoid being noticed. Mangle decided to check what was so important about the speakers. As it crawls across the floor, everyone else was sitting down, putting cotton in their ears.
Marshadow:*hiccup*
Raven: Don't worry Marshadow, this will hopefully get rid of those hiccups.
Jeff: What?
Raven: I wasn't talking to you, Jeff.
Jeff: What? Speak up.
Raven: Jeff get that cotton out of your ears. Does that even work for protecting your ears?
Jeff: I'm sorry Raven but I've got cotton in my ears.
Raven:(face palms herself)
As Raven tries to get Jeff to stop talking, no sees as Mangle starts turning the dial, curious as to what it does. By the time it became interested in other things, Mangle had unwittingly turned the volume up to the max limit. Meanwhile, Foxy managed to get Jeff's attention and get him to remove the cotton.
Jeff: Sorry.
Raven: That was irritating. That seriously works?
Foxy: I seen Jeff use it to ignore Springtrap, so it must work.
Jeff: Don't even start about Springtrap, ok. I've been having a bit of a rough day and I'd rather get this over with quickly.
Toy Bonnie hadn't been paying attention to the conversation. All he heard was something about starting something. He figured that meant he others were telling him to play a note on his guitar. Completely unaware of what Mangle had done to the volume, he took a "rockstar" stance.
Toy Bonnie: Let's see if this works!
Raven: Wait Bon-
BOOM!!!
The sound was heard throughout the entire building. Since animatronics aren't made of blood and bone they don't need to cover their ears to loud sounds, they can cope with it. People like Raven and Jeff however....
Foxy: Oh my gosh, Raven! Jeff! Are you alright?!
Jeff:(groan)
Raven:(groan)
Marshadow:....
Foxy: One of you talk to me please! We can't have another accident when we've only just recovered!
Toy Bonnie: How did that happen? I was sure the speaker was set to 7, not 12.
Jeff: Why in H*ll do you guys have a speaker that loud IN A F**KING KIDS PLACE!?!? (Groan)
Foxy: Raven, speak to me!
Raven: I think I can feel blood coming out of my f**king ears. It's not even funny.
From another part of the pizzeria stumbles in Vincent, or Purple Guy, as Springtrap calls him. He used to work as a night guard at Fredbear's Diner where Golden Freddy and Springtrap used to work at. Now he works as a manager/janitor for Freddy Fazbear's.
Vincent: What on earth was that? Oh my God! Are you to alright?!
Raven: Is there blood in my ears?
Vincent: No.
Raven: Then I'll live. Jeff?
Jeff: Pissed off, but alive. Not too out of the ordinary, really.
Vincent: What on Earth happened?
Toy Bonnie: Heh heh, sorry Vincent, Raven's Marshadow buddy has the hiccups and we were trying to get rid of them. The volume was too loud.
Foxy: Wait, I don't recall hearing Marshadow hiccup in the last few minutes!
Raven: Marshadow, you ok?
Marshadow:.....
Foxy: The hiccups, they are-
Marshadow:*hiccup*
Jeff: Oh you got to be f**king kidding me.
Foxy: Still...here?
Toy Bonnie: Well, I've done all I can do.
Vincent: Hiccups, huh? I think I might know how get rid of that.
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Raven: Hypnosis?
Jeff: How does that work?
Vincent: Guess it keeps them from hiccuping. Besides, I always wanted to see if I could hypnotize someone. Whole reason why I got this pocket watch.
Raven: Not going to lie, I think it looks classy on ya.
Jeff: Just hypnotize the thing already.
Marshadow:*hiccup*
As Vincent swung the pocket watch across Marshadow's face, Marshadow stared at it. Back and forth, back and forth, back and forth...Back...And...Forth...
Raven: Holy cow I think it's working.
Jeff:(whispers) Shh, you don't want to wake him up, not for a while any way.
Marshadow soon became wide eyed and his mouth was dropping slowly. He started to grool slightly. He's pupils weren't following the watch. Vincent eventually stopped and all of them just stood there, watching to see if Marshadow would do something. He didn't make a peep, let alone a hiccup. After seeing that Marshadow was successfully hypnotized, Jeff and Vincent were overjoyed. They gave each other a highfive.
Now, certain sounds can snap someone who is hypnotized out of it. Unfortunately, the sound of two hands hitting each other is one of those sounds.
Marshadow immediately snapped out of his trance. Realizing what they did, Jeff and Vincent just stood there in shock, wondering if it lasted long enough for the hiccups to go away. Marshadow just sat there, blinking, not making a-
Marshadow:*hiccup*
-sound. Never mind. Jeff immediately face palmed himself while Vincent just stood in disbelief.
Raven: Nice job, idiots.
Jeff: Hush Raven.
Marshadow:*hiccup*
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Raven: Well, we've been at this for, what, 16 minutes? Any more brilliant ideas, Sherlock?😒
Jeff: I'm thinking. Or at least trying to with this headache.
Marshadow:*hiccup*
Raven and Jeff have been sitting at a table for minutes now. They figured they just wait till the hiccups just wear out after a while, but Marshadow hasn't stopped. If anything, it almost seems like it's going faster between hiccups. The door opens, and the familiar sound of Balloonboy falling to the floor rings out. Lots of people may not like Balloonboy, but there's only one individual who would actually hit him.
Springtrap: It's me! Ha, never gets old!
Jeff: Ah f**k. Please don't tell me that's who I think it is.
Raven: Alright, I won't. But it is.
Springtrap: Oh, it's you crow.
Raven: It's Raven, you as-
Springtrap: You too, Jeffery?
Jeff: My name is Jeff!
Springtrap: That's what I said! Oh, hey little marshmallow dude.
Marshadow: Mar mar.*hiccup*
Springtrap: You got the hiccups, little guy?
Raven: He's had them since this morning. We've been trying to get rid of them, but they've only gotten worse.
Jeff: So if you don't mind Springtrap, we've got ideas to think of.
Springtrap, an older animatronic compared to the others, just walked off to find Vincent. While Jeff started talking to Raven about a possible solution, Springtrap got an idea, and he was going to enjoy it. The best part was that Jeff was standing up now and facing the opposite direction of Springtrap. Perfect.
Jeff: How about we try this; we-
Raven: Jeff-
Jeff: No, hear me out, we could-
Raven: Jeff-
Marshadow:*hiccup*
Jeff: What is it already, Rav-
Before Jeff could finish his question, Springtrap snuck up behind him, which was what Raven was trying to warn Jeff about, and, slip, Springtrap managed to take Jeff's pants down, revealing he's undies(you have no idea how hard it was trying to make the decision to write that or not) in front of Raven and Marshadow. Marshadow, being a pokemon with no need of clothes, took no haste in response. By the time Jeff pulled his pants back up, it was too late...
Marshadow: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!(faints)
Jeff: WHAT THE H*LL, YOU PERVERT?!?!?!
Springtrap:(laughs uncontrollably)
Jeff: YOU SON OF A B**CH!!!
Springtrap: I did it for marshmallow, ok. (Continues laughing) It was so worth it!
Raven:😕
While Jeff was flared up with anger and Springtrap was still laughing, Raven took a passed out Marshadow into her arms, like the baby she felt Marshadow was. She eventually was able to wake Marshadow up.
Raven: There, there, ssshhh. It's alright now.
Springtrap: Come on Jeffery! Rent a sense of humor, will ya? It always worked with the other children I've seen with hiccups!
Jeff: MY NAME IS JEFF, YOU-
Raven: Shut up you idiots! Take that outside if your going to yell out words Marshadow shouldn't hear!
Springtrap: I would, but it's broad daylight out there. If someone sees me walking around, I'll end up on the Walking Dead.
Jeff: Oh yeah? I hope that's not the worse of your fears, because I'm fixing to-
Raven: Either you two shut the h*ll up or I'm slapping somebody's a**!
Springtrap:...
Jeff:...
What? Even Springtrap, as ignorant as he can be, has to listen to someone like Raven. Especially since she's the one with the baby thing.
Raven:(sigh) Thank you. Jesus.
Foxy: What on Earth was all that screaming?
Raven: Jeff and Springtrap being "friends" as per flipping usual. What else?
Marshadow: Mmarrr...
Raven: Sshh. It's over now. Sshh.
Jeff: Hey, wait a minute, he's not hiccuping!
Marshadow: Marr, mar mar. Mar mar!
Springtrap: Told you it always works.
Foxy: You didn't, Springtrap.
Springtrap: What? Least I didn't take Jeffery's undies off by accident like the last time I did this to someone.
Raven: Oh God don't go there please Springtrap, I don't want to think about what's under there. No offense Jeff.
Foxy: Oh my... Springtrap😡. I'm so sorry Jeff. I thought we didn't have to worry about Springtrap doing this again after so long.
Raven: Well, as much as I'm "interested" in whatever happened last time, me and Marshadow are exhausted.
Marshadow:*yawn*
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Well, that was longer then expected. But hey, the first story of many! What'd you guys think? I think the reason why the story was so long was maybe because it was the introduction story for this book. Anyway, be sure to vote,comment, and share if you enjoyed this story! Or any of my books! As Spyro says in Skylanders when he finds a treasure chest,"Every bit helps." See you next page!🐉
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