I've said it before; a certain urban legend we all love in a scary kind of way just got a new movie and it's in theaters next week on August 10th, which isn't long at all. I saw a trailer for it while on YouTube but due to McDonald's sucky WiFi I only saw about a half of it. From the way the girl in the movie talked she sounded like Slendy has mental powers or something, which I guess makes sense. Since I haven't done anything truly worthwhile in this book lately, I might as well write a little skit about our big boi hotshot.

As well as his pasta proxies of course. 😉

By the way, the picture of Slender is mine. It was the first time I drew a large picture of him. I could've done better but it'll do.

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Just another normal afternoon at Slendy's Mansion. The Weeping Angels were resting as much as they could before someone decides to ring the bell, since they all live up in the belfry rarely coming down. The all too familiar sound of Smiledog's barking and Grinnycat's screeching could be heard all over the building. It eventually stopped a few minutes later, signaling that Jeff had stopped his animal's fighting. Like he usually does every other week. Ticci Toby was in the kitchen eating his usual meal of waffles while EJ ate his usual meal of... well, if you don't know about Eyeless Jack then it's best for you to not know what he eats. Slender himself was in the kitchen as well, working on his laptop. Everyone else was either doing chores, playing games, or just being straight up lazy.

Ben walked in and made himself some hot tea. He was still on edge from a couple days ago when his spirit had another "episode" and nearly killed someone through a computer or two. Sonic.exe managed to stop it and get Ben back to normal. Well, Ben's kind of normal at least. He was fixing to go back to his room when-

Jeff: Hey Slendy you won't beli-

Jeff ran right into Ben and the both of them fell straight to the floor, missing Slendy's seat by a inch or two. Toby seemed to be the only one even remotely stunned though. Slender only glanced over to see if Jeff had hurt himself, then went back to his laptop. Ben tried to push Jeff off of him, but due to his being shorter he couldn't.

Ben: Jeff please I'm not in the mood for this s**t. Got your gay a** off me!
Jeff:(groan) Wha-?
Ben: Move d***it!
Slender:(sigh) Hold on.

Slendy used one of his many tentecule-like appendages to gently lift a somewhat dazed idiot by the waist while a pissed off Hyrulian grumbled and got to his feet. Apparently Jeff somehow managed to bang his head against the corner of the table during the fall, hence why he was as stunned as he was.

Slender: What have I told you about watching where you're running Jeff?
Jeff:(groan)...My head... (groan)
Ticci Toby: You alright Ben? *twich*
Ben: Yeah, I guess. What the H*ll Jeff?
Slender: Leave him alone Ben. He's in pain.
EJ: Isn't he supposed to be, I don't know, resistant to pain?
Slender: I don't know. You know what he's like when he is in pain. It takes him a minute to get over it.
Jeff:(groan) I'm fine...really...

Slendy knew Jeff too well. He placed Jeff on his lap to let him relax a little. Some of the Creepypastas joked about Slendy being a little overprotective of Jeff, and in a sense he was. But it's not his fault Jeff saw him as a father figure; Jeff said so himself.

Mary heard the commotion and came to the kitchen to see what had happened. She immediately took notice to Jeff.

Mary: What happened?
Ben: The idiot f**king rammed me.
Slender: Ben. (Sigh) Jeff came running in here about something and he ran into Ben. He hit his head against the table.
Mary: Oh poor thing. He looks okay other then that bruise. What were you running for Jeff, hm?
Jeff: What was... Oh yeah! Slendy, I got to show you something! Mind if I use your computer? You guys too, you've got to see this!
EJ: Well he recovered quick.
Ben: This doesn't involve me; I'm leaving.
Jeff: Hold on Ben I almost got it. Mary, you know about how you're in those Paranormal Activity movies?
Mary: Yes Jeff. Why? Are they making yet another one with me?
Ticci Toby: Ain't that the truth😒. *twich*
Jeff: No no no. Course not. LJ showed me this trailer for a new movie and ohmyGod you guys gotta see this.
Ben: LJ? Yeah I need to leave.
Ticci Toby: Can you at least let us see what you're searching? *twich* Seriously you're covering the screen. *twich*
Jeff: It's a surprise! Here it is.

Jeff turned the screen to Slendy, but for whatever reason he covered up the top corner with his hands. He explained that the name of this movie was in that corner and he wanted the title to be a surprise, especially to Slendy. He hit play, and immediately Slendy could tell that this trailer was for a horror movie. Some girl screaming, some people talking about someone being some kind of weirdo, a narrator saying short disturbing statements. The volume was up to 100 so everyone else could hear it. Not halfway through the trailer everyone, minus Jeff of course, received quite the shock when they distinctively heard the main girl say the name "Slender Man." All Jeff did in response was grin happily and finally removed his hands from the corner, revealing that the movie's title was in fact "Slender Man."

After hearing that name,everyone either sat up or their eyes widened. Even EJ seemed surprised and more attentive. The trailer ended almost as soon as it started it seemed. Toby, EJ, and Ben were surprised. Mary covered her hand slightly over her mouth and smiled from cheek to cheek. Jeff was like a jumping bean he was so excited. Slendy just sat there for a second trying to figure out what was so exciting about the trailer. Him not being human like most of the other pastas, he didn't always understand human behavior. Jeff put his arms around Slendy's shoulders to make him understand.

Jeff: You got yourself a movie Slendy! YOU! Your own flipping movie! And it's about time too I say!
Ticci Toby: Hang on, let me see this. *twich* How do we know this isn't fake? *twich* LJ showed you this for crying out loud. *twich*
EJ: Face it Toby; they're finally making a movie about our boss.
Ben: Well, I guess it'll keep us preoccupied while we wait for that Fnaf movie.
Mary: You should be proud Slendy. Not everyone can say they have a movie of their own.
EJ: Let's just hope your brothers don't find out and get jealous of you.
Ticci Toby: So this means Slendy is technically the first of us to get a full feature movie, right? *twich* Mary's only been featured in the Paranormal Activity movies. *twich* Well, I for one am impressed; LJ didn't prank us for once. *twich*

Everyone went on for a while about the exciting news. Eventually Jeff and Toby decided to go tell everyone else about it. Ben yanwed and went upstairs to his room, hoping his idiotic blue furred roommate was either not there or asleep. EJ only left because he was already done with lunch and figured he should check on Jill. It was just Slendy and Mary in the kitchen now.

Slender: It's not that big of a deal. Is it?
Mary: Welcome to the club Slendy. Don't worry, once the movie is out the hype will probably die down some. Still, Congrats on the good news.

She gave Slendy a light kiss on his cheek and left to go tell the other girls about what's getting the guys all hyper. Slender just sat there a moment before asking himself aloud-

Slender:...What club?

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Me:(face palms) Really Slendy? You've been around a bunch of human freaks and you don't know that "welcome to the club" is just a figure of speech? Plus, didn't you just get ki-

You know what, you'll probably figure it out eventually.

Anyway, I'm excited for this movie in case you can't tell. I mean, it's Slender himself! You guys might have a question or two about this story so let me explain some...

"Ben: Jeff please I'm not in the mood for this s**t. Got your gay a** off me!"

The reason Ben said that is because there's some Creepypasta fans who put Jeff and Ben together as a couple. I'm not a fan of that shipping, but I have thought of situations where it could be something of it. Heck, in my version of how the pastas first met Ben was when he tried to kill them and KageKao was looking for his ocarina to play the Song of Healing, a song Ben absolutely hates. Problem was that he still couldn't find it and he needed some more time to look for it. In a desperate attempt to distract Ben, Jeff came up with a "brilliant" idea by pretending to be gay for Ben. He even went as far as making out with Ben against both of their wills.

Nowadays neither Ben or Jeff like talking about it, though Ben will sometimes reference it in a negative way like he did here.

Secondly:

" He was still on edge from a couple days ago when his spirit had another "episode" and nearly killed someone through a computer or two. Sonic.exe managed to stop it and get Ben back to normal. Well, Ben's kind of normal at least."

You see, I see Ben as this guy who is sometimes possessed by the spirit of what we all know as Ben. This guy only calls himself Ben since that's the only name he remembers having. He is also depressed, and not just from his pychopathic spirit. In my version, the only reason he's involved with Ben's spirit is because they both drowned at the exact time despite being in separate worlds. Long story short, this guy is brought back to life so he could be used as Ben's body. How did this guy drown? Simple: he drowned himself in a well in Clock Town in Termina.

Yeah, Ben here used to be so depressed he'd actually attempt suicide, but not in an obvious way so Ben's spirit wouldn't see what was happening. Like purposely getting himself this close to being eaten alive by some giant worm. Yeah I know, my version of Ben is kinda f**ked up. Don't worry, let's just say he unintentionally got himself a girlfriend in Hyrule and being with the other pastas helped him stop attempting death. He's still depressed though.

There are other things but maybe another time. I'm tired. Kokichi is on my mind more then usual. And I've been reading "sin" again. Don't ask. Anyway, see ya till the movie's out! Let me know what you think! 🐉