Requested by: Funtime_Foxy_

Type: Fluff

AU: Coffee Shop AU + Fred and Freddy have separate bodies

Pairing: Doonfred (Deuz x Loon x Fred)

Third Person's POV:

Loon boredly blew some hair out of his face as he leaned against the counter of the coffee shop he worked in. Don't get him wrong, he absolutely loved working as a barista and serving coffee. But usually it was either too crowded or too empty. In the morning people would usually flood inside, and around noon the coffee shop would be completely deserted. That of course, caused boredom to Loon. Luckily, he had two boyfriends who often kept him company during his break. Speaking of his lovers, one of them just walked right in.

"Oh. Well, hi there cutie~" Fred waltzed over to the counter and rested his elbows on top of it.

"Hello there, Sir. Can I help you?" Loon playfully asked.

"Ah, yes! A coffee as black as my soul, please." Fred dramatically replied.

"One coffee latte with extra sugar and whip cream coming right up." Loon easily memorized Fred's order.

"That's the one!" Fred send him a wink.

As Loon prepared his boyfriend's coffee, Fred continued babbling on about how Freddy always chose to go to Starbucks instead of Loon's café.

"Like, he knows damn well your coffee tastes better! But he's too proud to admit it!" Fred wildly gestured with his hands.

Loon quietly snorted and continued listening to his boyfriend rambling.

"Here's your coffee."

"Thanks, Pumpkin." Fred kissed Loon's forehead with a soft smile plastered on his face.

He started sipping away at his coffee, and the loud slam of the front door opening nearly got him to choke on his drink.

"Who the hell-?!" Fred turned around, ready to pick a fight with any loud customer entering the shop.

But surprise, it was just Deuz.

"Oh, it's you. I should've known." Fred abruptly turned back to his coffee, suddenly a lot calmer.

"What? You ain't happy to see me?" Deuz sat down on the chair next to Fred's.

"Hey, how's my favorite boyfriend doin'?" Deuz greeted Loon with a kiss.

"I'm good, thanks." Fred dryly replied, unhappy about the fact that he was being left out.

"Don't be a prick, babe." Deuz offered Fred a kiss as well.

Which turned into a make-out, and Loon was left to awkwardly stand at the sideline. Deuz turned back to Loon again, and his eyes widened.

"Whoa, what're you wearin'?!" Deuz excitedly asked.

Loon stiffly looked down at himself before replying:

"A sleeveless grey hoodie and a black apron."

"Holy shit, you look adorable in it!" Loon softly smiled at that.

Barely anyone knew, but Deuz was actually really into fashion. Or cute stuff, really. But if someone he didn't trust ever found out about that, well, let's just say they wouldn't see the daylight anymore.

"Super cute, right? Right?" Deuz repeatedly poked Fred to make him look.

Fred briefly sighed. He just couldn't enjoy his darn coffee in peace.

"Yes, adorable. Now lemme drink my coffee."

"You're boring, Fred! Hey, can I have some coffee too?" Deuz once again turned to his smaller boyfriend.

"Sure. Cold cappuccino with extra milk?" Loon asked, even though he already knew the answer.

"You know it!" Deuz cheerfully replied.

"You disgust me, Deuz." Fred simply said.

"You're more disgusting than I am, Fred." Deuz cracked his knuckles in annoyance, a common habit of his.

"Stop being dicks to each other." Loon suddenly said.

Both Fred and Deuz dropped their shit. The two of them looked at their small boyfriend, jaws dropped and eyes wide.

"Something wrong?" Loon innocently asked as he placed Deuz's coffee in front of him.

"Oh my God, who taught you the D-word?" Fred raised a confused eyebrow at the brunette.

"I bet it was you!" Deuz pointed a finger at his black-haired boyfriend.

"Oh, fuck off Deuz! It seems more likely that you'd teach him that." Fred argued back.

"Bears, I learned it myself and I thought earlier was a good moment to try and test it out." Loon explained to them with a shrug.

"You just called us bears." Deuz blankly looked at Loon.

"Yes." Loon offered both his boyfriend a heart-warming smile.

Cupid shot both bear boys right through their hearts. That smile could end wars......

"Jesus Christ, now we've gotta protect you from yourself too......" Fred muttered.

"The Loon Protection Squad needs an update......" Deuz coolly added.

"The next meeting is on Wednesday, I think." Fred furrowed his eyebrows in thought.

"Y-you guys actually hold meetings to talk about me?" Loon asked a bit flustered.

"Hell yeah." Both Fred and Deuz said in unison.

"How many m-members does the squad already have?" Loon looked rather flattered.

"There's the whole Nightmare gang, me and Freddy, BonBon, Puppet and Mai, and I think Abby plans on joinin' too." Fred happily explained.

"Aww......" Loon shyly smiled at that.

"Anythin' for you, Bambi!" Deuz offered his boyfriend a grin.

"Okay, no. We need to come up with new nicknames!" Fred said, picking up a notebook and a pen.

"Alright, any suggestions for my nicknames?" Fred patiently asked.

"Uh......what about Cheese Ball?" Loon suggested.

"Alright, pretty cute! Anything else?"

"Blossom Butt." Deuz spoke up.

"Bruh. That's more a nickname for in the bedroom, don't cha think?" Fred wiggled his eyebrows at the Nightmare's leader.

"Oh my God, you guys..... I think we'll just call you Gorgeous." Loon quickly said.

"A terrific idea!" Fred smirked in satisfaction.

"Alright, what about me?" Deuz loudly asked.

"King?" Loon offered.

"Eh, that makes me sound like a douche bag." Deuz lightly shook his head.

"But you are a douche bag." Fred daringly said.

"Shut your face, Blossom Butt."

"What about Marshmallow?" Loon giggled at his own suggestion.

"Perfect! Now we've gotta choose one for you, Loon!" Deuz glanced at Fred for any ideas.

"Eye Candy." He tried.

"Rude, I disagree." Loon protested.

"Kay. What do ya think of Puppy?" Fred continued trying.

"Sounds cheesy." Loon said with a pout.

"I've tried the best I could. Deuz, it's all up to you now." Fred said, shrugging.

"We should totally call you Muffin Head!" Deuz casually suggested.

"Alright!" Loon nodded in agreement.

"Oh, come on! I smell favoritism." Fred crossed his arms.

"No, ya don't. So it's decided then! We're Gorgeous, Marshmallow and Muffin Head!" Deuz proudly put his hands on his hips.

"Aaaaand there's a customer right behind us who looks a bit uncomfortable." Fred monotonously pointed out.

"That customer can get a free coffee if he shuts the fuck up about what he just heard." Deuz threateningly looked at the young man behind him.

Loon wondered how he managed to get himself such amazing boyfriends.