Okay. Last one. Finally. Writing those 3k specials were fun, but in the end were absolute torture. Maybe I should've just done an art contest.

This is for you JuliannaGomez749

Y/N's pov

I put my plate in the sink. I don't feel like putting it in the dishwasher. Why? BECAUSE FRICK MY MISERABLE LIFE :D

Whoosh
...
The hell was that...?

"SON OF A BIRD WHAT THE FUNK JUST HAPPENED WHERE THE FUN IS MY CHOCOLATE?! FRESH STOP FRACKING CENSORING ME!!"

...who the hell broke into my house. And who's Fresh? I grab a random axe I happen to have in the kitchen, and walk to the location of the voices.

"Red calm down!"

"THIS IS WEIRD. WHERE ARE WE?"

I press my ear against my bathroom door. They're coming from in here. I grab a can of pepper spray, and equip it in my other hand. I wait a second before I bust in, aiming the can and my axe at... FOUR SKELETONS?!

"AH-"

"OH SHIFT-"

"BEES!"

"RADICAL!"

The skeletons jump and stare at me. One is dressed in yellow and blue, one is wearing black, red and yellow, one is dressed like someone from the early '90's and the other is wearing tons of blue.

"Who... are you... AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BATH TUB?!"

The Blue one has a derpy smile on his face and is vibrating, with stars in his eyes.

"HI I'M BLUE MWEHEHEHEHEHEH YOU'RE A HUMAN WOWZERS HUMANS ARE COOL DO YOU LIKE TACO-MMF-!"

The edgy-looking one clamped his skeletal hand over the extremely energetic blue-clad skeleton.

"Shut up Blueberry."

Growled the emo skeleton. So... the blue skeleton's name is Blueberry? Okay then. The yellow and sky blue skeleton crawled out of my tub and smiled at me.

"Sorry if we scared you..."

He let out an awkward laugh, and scratched the back of his neck.

"It's okay! What are your names if I may ask?"

"Oh! Well I'm Dream!"

He pointed to himself, then pointed to the emo-wannabe.

"That's Red,"

Dream pointed to the derpy skeleton.

"That's Blueberry,"

Then he pointed to the 90's dude.

"And that's Fresh!"

"Wassup my radical brotato chip?"

I giggled at Fresh's lingo. His smile brightened a little.

"Uh... hi everyone! Sorry for threatening you... eheheh..."

"Yeah you should be- OW-!"

Blueberry smacked Red on the skull.

"DON'T BE RUDE TO THE HUMAN!! IF WE'RE NICE MAYBE SHE'LL GIVE US MORE CANDY!! MWEHHEHEHEHE"

Blueberry began to vibrate again, and Dream looked like he had just made the worst mistake ever.

"Giving Blue candy was a bad idea..."

Oh. So that's what happened. The others climbed out of the tub, and I lead them into my living room. I hope they don't take notice of my walls. I drew all over them.

"Radical walls dude."

Frack. But, at least someone likes them.

"Thank you Fresh."

"DREAM STOP EATING MY FUZZ!"

Dream was knawing on the fluffy hood of Red's sweater. Red was trying to tear him off. There are a bunch of crackheads in my home now. Well... Fresh seems pretty normal...?

THUD

Everyone's heads cocked in the direction of the noise. It came from the bathroom. I ran into the bathroom to see... oh... my... a glitchy skeleton on top of a brown-clad skeleton with Ink stains. A-are they kissing-? My cheeks go hot with embarrassment.

"Mm... that was nice Error..."

"yEs iT wA-... whErE aRe wE...?"

"You happen to be in my bathroom."

I say monotonously. They both jump and look at me. The others who already arrived stand behind me.

"Hi Ink and Error!"

"Dream? What's going on?"

I'm gonna assume the one with Ink splotches is Ink and the glitchy one is Error.

"I have no clue but we met a nice human!"

I smile and wave awkwardly.

"Come to think of it... you never told us your name!"

I blink in surprise. That's right, I totally forgot.

"Well, my name is Y/N and it's nice to meet you!"

I smiled brightly at the two skeletons in the tub. They're still in a very... interesting position. They both crawl out and look at me.

"Uh hi I'm Ink! And this is my boyfriend Error!"

Awwwww that's adorable~!

"It's nice to meet you both!"

I said to them, smiled. Error clung to Ink's arm. He looked at me with suspicion. The height gap between Ink and Error is pretty big. Ink towers over Error. Error and I are almost the same height, but I'm a little taller. By about 3-4 inches I think.

"Well, you can join everyone else in the living room if you'd like!"

I lead them into the living room. It was... a bit of a mess to say the least. Blueberry was munching on my carpet, Dream was eating Red's shoes while Red screamed his head off, and Fresh was staring at the ground. Why is this happening to me ;-;

"Ummm... why are they doing that...?"

I asked Ink and Error.

"Because we are crackheads."

Ink said, sounding proud. I can highly relate to the expression on Error's face right now. He looks annoyed and weirded out. Fresh notices Error and edges closer to him with a shit- eating- grin.

"Wassup my tubular glitchy bros-"

"Ń Ø"

Error growled demonically, then scurried up my stairs, with Ink running after him. Fresh was laughing at Error's reaction. Red walked up to me, a smug look on his face.

"Heya sweetheart, got any mustard?"

Mustard...? Why does he need mustard?

"Uh yeah! In the fridge over there."

I pointed to my kitchen. Red got on all fours and scampered to my fridge, ripped it open and grabbed the mustard. He then began to chug my mustard.
He drank the fracking mustard.

"What the-"

"YUM YUM"

Red said in a weird nasally voice. I officially want to jump off a bridge now. Blue broke a vase. My favourite vase. Noooooo...

SCREW THIS I WANT TO GET BACK TO THE DAMN PLOT OF THE BOOK! I HAVE BEEN DEPRIVED OF MAKING ANY PROGRESS SINCE MARCH 19!! MARCH. FRICKING. NINETEENTH. THAT'S 15 DAYS!!

Proceeds to scream-

Okay I'm sorry that was rude. You can expect chapter 73 in about... 4-5 days or less maybe...?