3rd person pov

Nightmare, Cross, Dream and Outer were sitting in an open field, having a picnic. Nightmare opened the basket, and brought out the food. What Cross packed... was a BIG MISTAKE.

"PINEAPPLES?!"

"GRAPES?!"

Dream and Nightmare lunged for the fruits, but got held back by Cross and Outer.

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO PACK ANY PINEAPPLES!! I JUST GOT HIM TO FORGET ABOUT THEM!!"

"I THOUGHT YOH SAID TO PACK THEM!!"

"HELL NO!-"

"JXIEIDIDKXJSJD GIVE ME THE PINEAPPLES!!!"

"LETMEGOIWANTMYGRAPESYOUPIECEOFOREOSHITIWILLSNAPYOURKNEESLETMEGO-"
(Let me go I want my grapes you piece of oreo shit I will snap your knees let me go-)

"HOW THE HELL DO WE STOP THIS?! I CAN'T HOLD DREAM BACK MUCH LONGER!"

"I DON'T KNOW! MAYBE WE HAVE TO DESTROY THE GRAPES AND PINEAPPLES?!"

"I'M CALLING INK AND ERROR THIS HAS GOTTEN WAY OUT OF HAND!"

Outer slammed the pineapple addict onto the ground, and sat on top of him. He typed in  Ink's number with shakey fingers.

"Come on pick up pick up..."

Ink then picked up.

"Outer? What's up?"

"I NEED YOUR HELP ASAP DREAM AND NIGHTMARE ARE OUT OF CONTROL PLEASE HELP US-"

"Okay I'll be right there!"

Moments later the air tore open into a rainbow mess, revealing a brown clad skeleton and a small, glitchy skeleton.

"So what's the... oh. Pfft..."

Ink burst into laughter, clutching his abdomen. Error looked unimpressed. Outer and Cross stared at Ink.

"lEt mE hAnDlE tHis."

Error tore his blue strings from the bottom of his eyelids and tied the two guardians up.

"nOw lEt mE jUsT..."

Error deleted the pineapples and grapes from existence, resulting in a sobbing Dream and a screaming Nightmare.

"prOblEm sOlvEd."

Error's strings disappeared, and Ink was still rolling on the ground dying of laughter.

"aRe yOu dOnE dYinG yEt iNk?"

"AHAHAHAHAHAHA- NO- HAHAHAHAHA COUGH HAHAHAHAHAHAH CHOKE HAHAHAHAHAHA WHEEZE HAHA- OOF-!"

Error threw Ink over his shoulder, who was still laughing uncontrollably.

"hAvE fUN. cYa lAtEr."

And with that, Ink and Error left.

"...Well that's one way to do it."

Outer whispered. Cross slowly nodded his head to the best of his ability, having a smol Nootnoot screaming into his chest. Outer had a Dreamy boi sobbing into his shoulder.

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