You all seemed very fond of idea number three. I'm gonna do it, but here's the thing. Majority voted for option C. But, I lied. I'm not just doing C... I'M DOING ALL OF THEM, SUCKERS!!! AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME! NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
K imma stop ;-;

A. Blue and Dust adopt a kitten.

3rd person pov

It was a normal day in the Underswap Skelebro household. Papyrus was lazing around on the couch, chatting with Dust. Blueberry was in the kitchen, cooking tacos.

"DUST! PAPY! SUPPER'S READY!"

Blue said cheerfully. They both got up and walked into the kitchen, and plopped into the chairs at the kitchen table. The energetic little skeleton set down the plates of food at the table, a bright smile, a cute little nosehole and eyes full of happiness decorating his pearly white face. Dust took his plate, took the taco into his hand and took a bite; all the while Papyrus stares at Dust intensely, looking for any hints in his expression. Is it a good one? Is it a bad one?

"Wow... Berry... it's so good!"

Dust said with a mouthful. He really meant it. Blue had gotten a lot better at cooking. Papyrus sighed in relief. Papyrus was still traumatized from Blue's past taco's; his tastebuds severed by the crusty, outer shell of the non-edible-hell-spawn. Papyrus took a bite. To say it was better was an understatement. It tasted of Heaven's clouds and angel's sugar.

"Yeah... bro, it's amazing!"

"MWEHEHEH! I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT! I WORKED VERY HARD ON THIS!"

They all ate in a happy, comfortable silence. The food was so good, nobody dared to ruin the moment. They finished supper, and Blue collected the plates, and him and Dust washed and dried all the dishes. After they finished up, Blue got an idea.

"HEY DUSTY?"

"Yes sweetheart?"

"I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WANTED TO GO FOR A WALK WITH ME?"

"Of course! Any second with you is a second well spent~"

Dust said while peppering Blue's neck with warm, loving kisses. Blue giggled, blushing.

"DUSTYYYY, COME ONNNN! HAHAHA-"

Blue said in a playful voice, while giggling and smiling. Dust smirked, and took Blue's hand in his. He kissed the top of it, making Blue blush even more.

"Aw, what's wrong, my little Berry? You're looking a little blue~"

"MWEEHHH DUUSSTTT! HAHAHA-"

Dust smiled. He loved Blue's cute little reactions.

"You ready to go, love?"

"OH, ONE MORE THING! PAPYRUS, DUST AND I ARE GOING OUT FOR A BIT!"

Blue yells. Papyrus was in his room and had the door closed. A faint "okay bro" could be heard, and the two lovers left the house. The two walked all over Snowdin holding hands, flirting and chatting about funny things their friends have done, food recipes and their brother's. As they were heading back home, Blue heard a faint mewl coming from behind their house. Blue and Dust went to go investigate. Behind their house was a small, black and white kitten. It was shivering, and it's eyes were squinting. It seemed to have dirt in its eyes. Blue gasped and walked over to the kitten, dragging Dust with him.

"IT LOOKS COLD AND DIRTY... DUST, CAN WE TAKE HIM IN? PLEASE?"

Blue gave Dust big, puppy eyes and a pouty mouth. Dust blushed and sighed.

"Okay, we can take it in..."

Blue squealed in joy.

"THANK YOU DUSTY~!"

Blue gave Dust a kiss on the cheek before bending down to the kitten's level. Their intertwined hands let go, and Blue got a closer look at the kitten. It was thin, and very dirty. The kitten looked at Blue but couldn't, as its eyes had dirt crusted on its eyelids. It gave a tiny mew and hissed. It tried to back away but it was too weak to move much. It mewed again.

"AWW... YOU POOR THING... DUSTY, CAN YOU PLEASE DO ME A FAVOUR?"

"Of course."

"CAN YOU RUN INSIDE AND GRAB A BLANKET OR A TOWEL PLEASE?"

Dust nodded and ran into the house, went into the bathroom and grabbed a fluffy towel, then ran back out. He went into the back of the house where Blue was talking to the kitten and trying to let it sniff his finger.

"I have a towel."

"GREAT, THANKS!"

Blue took the towel, and wrapped the kitten in it. The kitten let out another meow. Blue picked up the mewling bundle, and the couple walked inside with the kitten.

"Okay, we brought it inside... now what?"

Dust asked his boyfriend. Blue thought for a moment.

"OH! IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH, CAN YOU QUICKLY GO OUT AND BUY SOME KITTEN- FRIENDLY SOAP, CAT FOOD, AND A FEW TOYS AND A BLANKET?"

"Yep, I can do that. I'll be back right away."

"THANKS DUSTY!"

And with that, Dust blipped away. Blue tried petting the kitten, but it insisted on sniffing Blue's hand. Blue giggled.

"YOUR NOSE TICKLES!"

The kitten mewed again. Blue looked at the kitten's squinting eyes.

"WHERE DID YOU EVEN COME FROM...?"

Blue whispered. Blue hugged the kitten close to him, and it sniffed his neck and squirmed around a bit. Soon, Dust popped out of thin air with a bag of supplies.

"I'm back, and I have everything."

"GREAT! NOW YOU NEED A BATH, LITTLE ONE."

Blue booped the kitten on the nose, and Blue and Dust went upstairs into the bathroom, carrying the mewling kitten with them. Blue turned on the tap in the sink, and warm water flowed through the faucet. He made sure not to add too much water, just enough to clean the fuzzy baby. Blue put the kitten in the sink, and took the soap, and washed all the dirt off its tiny little body. Then, he carefully removed the grime from the kitten's eyes. Then he removed the kitten from the sink, and Dust gave Blue another towel. Blue dried the kitten, and Dust watched his boyfriend take care of this kitten with pure admiration.

"DUST, CAN YOU GET THE CAT FOOD READY PLEASE?"

"Anything for you, babe~"

Dust kissed the top of Blue's skull, causing a light blue hue to dance its way onto Blue's cheeks. Blue giggled. Dust took a small bowl from inside the bag, and grabbed the cat food, and poured some into the bowl. Blue finished drying the kitten, picked it up and took it downstairs, with Dust following behind. They walked into the living room and sat down on the floor. Dust placed the bowl of cat food down and Blue placed the kitten in front of the cat food. It shoved its snout into the bowl, crunching the food furiously and snorting from time to time. That kitten was hungry. 6 minutes later, the kitten finished all of the food, and the bowl was licked clean.

"Wow... you were sure hungry..."

Dust tries to pet the kitten, but it shoves its nose into his hand and sniffs it.

"HEY, DO YOU THINK IT HAS AN OWNER...?"

"I don't know. Let me just check..."

Dust looked inside the kitten's ears. There weren't any tags. The kitten wasn't wearing any sort of collar either.

"It's a stray."

"DOES THAT MEAN WE CAN KEEP HER?!"

"Her?"

"O-OH... WELL, I SAW WHEN I WAS WASHING THE DIRT OFF..."

Dust chuckled at Blue's embarrassment.

"Go ask your brother."

"OKAY!"

Blue ran up the stairs, and burst into his brother's room. Dust let the kitten sniff him.

"PAPYYYYY!!"

"Nyeh-?!"

Papyrus jumped.

"Oh. Hey bro. What's up?"

"ME AND DUST FOUND A STRAY KITTEN! CAN WE KEEP HER?!"

"Hmmm... sure why not."

"YAY! THANK YOU PAPY! YOU'RE THE BEST!"

Blue ran out of the room, giggling. He ran up to dust, stars in his eyes.

"WE CAN KEEP HER!!"

Blue said, a squealing mess. Dust smiled at Blue. They sat down together, and played with their new kitten. The kitten batted at a stuffed mouse, tried to catch a laser and nibbled on Blue's finger that night. Until... they realized... the kitten had no name.

"DUST. WE NEED TO FIX THIS."

Dust nodded his head in agreement.

"Hmmm... black and white... yellow eyes... likes to sniff things..."

"MARBLE."

"Huh?"

"WE SHALL NAME THIS FURBALL MARBLE."

Dust thought about it for a moment before picking up the kitten and pulling Blue close and kissing Blue on the mouth with love.

"I love it."

"I LOVE YOU."

"I love you too."

And there they sat, cuddling the kitten and each other, each filled with a warm feeling of love bubbling in their chests.

A month later

"Marble. Dooonn't..."

Dust said in a warning tone.

CRASH

"MARBLE I SWEAR-!"

Dust yelled. Blue came out of the kitchen with an un-impressed expression.

"AGAIN?"

Dust nodded.

"This is the 4th vase already!"

"Mew~"

Marble gave Blue the most innocent look.

"AWW, HOW CAN I STAY MAD AT A FACE LIKE THAT?~"

Blue picked up the mischievous furball and cuddled her close.

"Blue, come on! At least spray her or something-"

Dust was cut off by Blue's glare.

"SHE'S ONLY A KITTEN, DON'T BE SO HARSH TO HER! JUST LOOK AT THAT FACE~!"

Blue turned the kitten around so it could face Dust, her back facing Blue. The kitten gave Dust an evil look and Dust's frown sagged at his chin. Blue gave a little "HMPH!" And walked away with Marble, leaving a pissed Dust.

"Boyfriend stealer."

He mumbled angrily.

Later that evening

Blue and Dust crawled into bed together, cuddling each other as if they would never see each other again. Suddenly, a little "Mew!" Could be heard as Marble jumped onto the bed and curled on top of Blue and Dust.

"SO PRECIOUS."

"I know."

And with that, they all fell asleep.

Swat

"MARBLEEEEEEE!!!"