The organization for the preservation of Human Order, Finis Chaldea

Here at the last bastion of Human order, the most harsh Order of all is about to be underway.

It's nature....

RULES OF NATURE

https://youtu.be/N3472Q6kvg0

*Take 2*

The scene turned inside Chaldea, more precisely into the Master room, where an hologram of Da Vinci was shown

Da Vinci: We're flooded with new servants. They're all whining for mana, or healing because Y/N beat them too hard....

Y/N: I have my rights, and they DIDN'T RESPECT THEM!

Da Vinci: You broke the king of Heroes arm!

Y/N: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! HE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO EAT MY STEAK!

Da Vinci: Anyway.... All of this means that Chaldea material shortage is starting to get serious

Fou: Fou!

Y/N: Well said buddy

Da Vinci: What did he said?

Y/N: We burn some servant so we get Rare prism, and more room

Mash entered the room, with 3 coffee on a plate

Mash: But, burning servant is cruel! We can't do that!

Y/N: You can't, i can

Gudako: Some might be umployed bums, but still....

Y/N: That's not the right term

Mash: That's right! Tthey're not bums!

Y/N: They are trash

Mash: Y/N!

Da Vinci: Can we deduct their living expenses from your pay?

Mash: Hum....

Gudako:

Mash: Senpai!

Gudako: Mash, you can understand, someone have to get their hand dirty....

Y/N: We start with the lower bond?

Gudako: Yeah....

Mash: Don't say those things while almost crying!

Gudako: So bonds Level won't do?

Y/N: If it's not gold you burn it

Mash: Y/N! Stop joking about that!

Gudako:  Well, how about we judge it with performance!

Mash: Senpai!

Fou: Fou!

Y/N: Unleash them all in a arena so they fight each other to death? Good idea

Gudako: I know it's harsh, but Chaldea is a research organization....

Mash: Please stop it!

Someone then slammed the door open, and by not luck, it landed on Y/N

Nero: I have been informed about the detai-

She was cut off, dodging barely a door send at her by a angry Y/N

Y/N: FUCK YOU IS THE INFORMATION!

Gudako: Mash restrain him!

Mash: Do you want me to die?!

Gudako: You can't die

Fou: Fou!

Fou then jumped and kicked Y/N in the face, knocking him out

All: .....

Fou: Fou....

Gudako: Anyway.... Nero, what are you doing here?

Nero: A-As you were.... And while i understand Master concerns, we are, after all, battle-hardened Heroic spirits!

Mash: Except Y/N

Nero: He is on another level, he killed a ruler with a toothpick

Gudako:  Still one of the best day of my life

Nero: Anyway, given that, why don't we settle this with a fair competition?

Gudako: YOU WANT TO FIGHT TO DEATH?!

Mash: That's a big leap!

Nero: You can leave the task to me!

Timeskip

Y/N:  WHY AM I CHAINED?!

Gudako: It's a battle about Heroic Spirit, not monster of power

Y/N: I WANT TO FIGHT!

Nero: I am glad that you gathered, Heroic spirits!

The crowd cheered, as Y/N was still chained, unable to move

Nero: What better contest is there than the Olympians games?

Y/N: The DBFZ World tournament

The crowd goes silent, before Gudako placed some flex tape on Y/N mouth

Gudako: You can continue folks

Cu: Hey, little mis Roman Emperor! Who put you in charge anyway?

Nero: One cannot mention Olympia without myself, the flower of Olympia!

Cu: She's just blowing air

Cu 2: But if we win, we won't get laid off, right?

Cu 3: I prefer battles where the stakes are straightforward, anyway

Everyone cheered, before an announcement was make

Announcement: Excuse me, but due to budget restriction, this event is for 4 star or higher servant only

Cu gang: Huh?!

Announcement: We apologize for the confusion, but...

Cu Gang: That was our moment of glory!

Announcement: In 10 seconds if not every servant who don't have a 4 star or higher rarity, Y/N will be unleashed to beat you

In a instant, every other 3 star or less servant where gone, as only the main staff was here now

Timeskip

Y/N: 100 METER RUN!

Mash: Why is Y/N the referee?

Gudako: Budget restriction, he is doing every job 

Mash: Oh....

Achilles: Yo, Big sis

Atalanta: You're participing as well, Achille?

Achilles: You bet. Motivation aside, how could i resi-

Y/N: Shut the fuck up the race is about to start!

Achilles: Let us finish our talk! We won't have much after that!

Y/N: Don't care! It's FGO: Into the Randomness, not FGO: Into the Boring talk!

Everyone was ready, as Y/N was yawning a little

Y/N: On your mark! SET!

He fired the gun, as everyone was about to run, before a giant step was seen in front of them

Y/N: FINISH! WE HAVE A WINNER! KING PROTEA!

King Protea: I DID IT! Big Sis! Master! Big Bro Y/N!

Y/N: I will reward you later with some good food! 

Gudako: As expected, King Protea won

Mash: Eh.....

Timeskip

Y/N: ARCHERY!

Artmeis: I'm going to win for Darling!

Y/N: Look at your darling

She immediatly took her bow, and shoot him with thousand of arrows

Artemis: Darling, what do you think you're doing?

Y/N: Being a man, that is

Artemis: You want to join him?

Y/N: As if you can even touch me, i'm the FUCKING referee

She tried to shoot at me, but the arrow was destroyed on touch

Y/N: Trying to kill the referee, eliminated!

Timeskip

Y/N: FENCING!

Gilgamesh: CAN HE STOP YELL EVERY TIME ANOTHER CHALLENGE START?!

Y/N: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I BREAK YOUR OTHER ARM!

Gawain: My strength has earned me the title of knight of the sun

He looked at his king for a second, before returning to his oppenent

Gawain: And in addition, during the three hours leading the noon, my muscles become absolutely magnificent!

Y/N: Who the fuck do you think you are? Escanor?

D'eon: But, we are indoors....

Gawain: Huh?

The match was finished in a instant, as everyone was silent

Y/N: Gawain is eliminated!

Timeskip

Y/N: Swimming!

Gudako: Better do their best then....

Mash: Look! They don't intend to swim!

Gudako: I guess

Mash: You really aren't interested, huh?

Gudako: Y/N is top less, i don't care about the rest

Orion: Oh! Ladie-

He was shoot down once again by Artemis

Artemis: Oh, Darling.... When are you gonna break that habit of peeping on girls in the water?

Nero: Hmph! At long last, it's my turn!

Y/N: The race is finished!

They all looked at Y/N like he was crazy, before Nitocris in her summer outfit got out of the water

Nitocris: I came forth

Nero:  What?! The event already started?! How could i lose in such way!

She vanished, before a little message appeard

'Nero died in mortal indignation'

Y/N: The race started the moment i said it

Timeskip

Y/N: Alright, last challenge! The one who win this win everything!

Mash: Already?! But the game started an hour ago!

Gudako: Don't ask, it's for the better

Y/N: The goal is to beat every servant, have fun!

And that's how the war between servant happened

Y/N: I wish i could go there....

Suddendly, some spear was thrown Y/N way, but he blocked it with one hand

Gudako: Did they just tried to attack the referee?

Mash: I think it's over for them

Gudako: You can go all out!

Y/N: Finally....

I slammed my foot on the ground, creating a shockwave

Y/N: IT'S SHOW TIME!

It ended being a slaughter as Gudako had to revive every servant with Saintz quartz, and she beat the shit out of Y/N for making her wasting 652 quartz

Chapter 9: Finished