A/N: Real short chapter this time, IRL problem and all, you know the deal

Gudako: IT'S CHRISTMAS!

Mash: Senpai! Please stop choking Y/N while you say that!

Y/N: LET ME GO YOU CRAZY WOMAN!

Gudako: I NEED YOU TO BE THE SANTA CLAUS THIS YEAR!

Y/N: WHY?!

Gudako: Last time, it was Asterios, and he give all the present to the first guy he met

Y/N: Oh? Give me the list then, i'm going to do this shit

She gave me the list, and i saw some special present

'Food - Artoria's'

'SAIBAAAAAAA- MHX'

'Clay guy - Gilgamesh'

'The sun - Ozymandias'

'Y/N's D - Kiara'

I stopped on that one, and look at Master with a dead look

Y/N: I understand why no one want to do that shit

Gudako: Yup! But you have no choice since i used a command spell on you!

Y/N: OH COME ON!

Gudako: No need to be upet! Look at this video to calm down!

She then showed me a video on her phone, and it calmed me down instantly

https://youtu.be/GJDNkVDGM_s

Y/N: Woah.....

Gudako: It's working right?

Y/N: I don't know where did you found this, but damn it's calm

Mash: She look at it every time she failed on her gacha, that means every hours

Gudako: Yeah! Gacha time!

She grabbed the hand of Mash, and run away to the summoning room i think?

Y/N: Time to do this....

*Timeskip*

I was now in my room, with all the present in a giant bag, as i sigh

Y/N: How i'm going to get it pass through the door?

I started to think, before i shrugged my shoulder, and casually destroy the wall

Y/N: CHRISTMAS MOTHER FUCKER!

Suddendly, something appeard in front of me, and at first i thought it was a reindeer, but no

Y/N: Oh my god, it's better than a Reindeer

I then got on his back, and here we go, christmas shall begin

Meanwhile, at the canteen......

Everyone was enjoying their christmas dinner, the Artoria's even more, but then, they heard rumble outside of the room

The wall was then blown away, as they could see who did it

It was Santa, and Chuck Norris- Kangaroo edition

Y/N: IT'S CHRISTMAS MOTHER FUCKER! TAKE YOUR GOD DAMN PRESENT OR YOU GET IT IN YOUR ASS!

And he started to throw the god damn present at everyone, without forgetting the kids

Of course you can't forget the kids, they are the most eager one about this

But, 5 People stood in front of Santa, and stopped his slaughter

Y/N: WHO ARE YOU?!

Artoria Santa: We are the real Santa servant!

Jeanne Santa: Yeah!  Stop stealing our job!

Altera Santa: Or we will have to put you down!

Quetzalcoatl Santa: And we won't hold back, yes~!

Nightingale Santa: So step aside, and let us do our job properly

Y/N: FAKER! YOU ARE ALL BUT FAKER!

On the side of the canteen....

Mash: This is bad! We have to stop them!

Gudako: Popcorn?

Every servant: Yes

Return to the santa....

Y/N: I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT CHRISTMAS REALLY IS!

And we started to fight.......

Spoiler: The Kangaroo did everything

I was now standing victorious in front of the 5 defeated santa servant, as i smirked

Y/N: That will show you, you faker! Now then, i'm...... late on my schedule.....

I look at the santa, and sigh

Y/N: You better help me out or else this christmas will be a failure

In a instant, they were gone to do their santa job, as i look at my Christmas brother

Y/N: Dude, you helped me out so much i can't thank you enough, but can you help me one more time?

He nodded, before placing me on his back, and taking off flying

Y/N: Merry Christmas everyone!

Everyone look at the scene with a deadpan, before they ignore it and goes back to their things

Gudako: I have no regret choosing him

Chapter 7: Finished