A/N: What is a FGO story if SHE isn't in it?

Secretary: A normal FGO story?

A/N: Oh, and little info, imagine the reader with the voice ok Kakoyin, you understand later

After the beer party with the servant, a week passed and things got pretty well

I met some cool people, like the knights of the round table, the Hassans, even though they were kinda creepy

And of course, the king of kings, Ozymandias

He was shining as bright as the sun, but have the voice of one i will never forget

We were on the training room, messing around

Ozymandias: Oh? Do you really want to fight me? The sun?

Y/N: That's right! I will strike you down!

Ozymandias: Well then...

His aura appeard around him, as his stand was shown

Ozymandias: Show me your power

Y/N: Here we go!

I shoot him with different weapons, as he was able to deflect all of them

Ozymandias: If it's all you have, it's disap-

He took a step ahead, and suddendly, little object flew toward him like bullet, as he was guarding himself

Ozymandias: This is.....

Y/N: That's right!

Suddendly, the field was trapped with green cable, in a radius of 50 meter

Y/N: This is the power of bullshit! This barrier, when touched, will shoot you down!

I then pointed at him, and smirked

Y/N: Take this? Ozymandias! 50-meter radius bullshit splash!

(A/N: I'm going to use this joke for every book)

The bullet flew toward him at great speed, as he smirked

Ozymandias: Interesting! I will show you my true power!

He jumped in the air, and suddendly hold a giant pyramid in his hand

Ozymandias: 

Y/N: A GIANT PYRAMID?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Ozymandias: Hahahaha! Kneel before my power!

Y/N: Just kidding! Hierophant Plot requiem!

All the bullet he dodged, suddendly changed direction, and hit him in the back, exploding at touch

Ozymandias: Impossible!

Y/N: That's right! No one can deflect bullshit splash!

We stood still for a second, before laughing our ass off

Ozymandias: That TV show you showed me, it's incredible, and the main vilain, DIO, have the same voice as me

Y/N: Yeah, when i first heard your voice, i told myself 'i should make him watch Jojo'

Ozymandias: Anyway, thank you for this, it entertained me so much

Y/N: No problem, if you want to read, i have all the part

Ozymandias: Even part 9?

Y/N: Yup

He smiled, before walking away, his giant Pyramid still in the room

Y/N: How i'm going to explain that?

???: Well, seems like you did some damage here

I turn around, to see the 'real' first friend i made here, Jalter

(A/N: Don't ask)

(A/N: Oh yeah that's what i like

Secretary: No you like me! (҂ 'з' )

A/N: What?)

Y/N: Never thought you would be here, after the lecture Master give you for burning the room

Jalter: T-That's not true! I didn't burn anything!

Y/N: Yes you did, Almost every Berserker got burned since class affinity is a bitch

Jalter: By the way, you didn't told your class yet

Y/N: B E A N S eater

Jalter: W-What?

Y/N: Don't worry, anyway, this dress look nice on you!

Jalter: T-Thank you! I-It's not like i wear it for you or anything

Y/N: Yes you did

Jalter: Wha-?!

Y/N: Wha-?!

Diavolo: Wha-?!

Secretary: Wha-?!

A/N: Wha-?!

*Take 2*

Jalter: D-Don't say stupid things!

She punched me right in the jaw, and god i feel the Strengh A

Y/N: Why did you do that?!

Jalter: You deserved it for being an asshole!

Y/N: You wann settle that, cunt?!

Jalter: Whenever you want, simp!

Spoilers: I beated her ass thanks to my Hierophant Plot requiem

Jalter: How can you be so strong, when you're only at level 1?!

Y/N: The reason why you lost...

Jalter: So you're stronger when you're pissed off?

Y/N: Yup, anime logic

Jalter: Fair point

I helped her up, as she was pretty beaten

Y/N: Drink?

Jalter: You don't even have to ask

Timeskip

To say at least.... Things got weird

After she finished her first bottle, Jalter started to act weird, and clingy toward me

As the good friend i was, i took her to he- No one believes this shit

She dragged me by force to my room, as she was still drinking, and laid down on my bed

Jalter: Come and join me~

Y/N: No

Jalter: Pwease~!

Y/N: No

Jalter: I tell you who shoot Johnny Joestar

In a instant, i was at her side

Y/N: Hey baby

Jalter: Good~

She cuddled to me, and instantly falled asleep

I patted her head, and smiled

Jalter: You are the most important thing in my world....

Y/N: Me too

(A/N: The amount of cringe i had when i wrote this was..... woah)

I closed my eyes, finally drifting to sleep

Chapter 2: Finished

A/N: Yes, it's short, but like i said, now the story will be short as fuck, like one-shot

Secretary: Swear! (；⌣̀_⌣́)

A/N: Who are you to have a swear jar? Ruby?

Secretary: No, i'm your cute secretary! (￣ε￣＠)

A/N: I don't think the cute part is for you but let's say it is

Secretary: Hey! ٩(ఠ益ఠ)۶