Kashyap Residence

Four pesons were sitting there in living room a happy looking Naina, a calm Ananya, a serious Mr. Kashyap and a very scared+nervous Rajveer.

"To tum meri beti ke sath apni zindagi bitana chahte ho" said Mr. Kashyap.

"Jee papa" said Rajveer nervously.

"Main tumhara papa nahi hu" Mr. Kashyap said.

"Ahh sorry... Uncle" he said timidly.

"Main kya tumhara chacha ya mama hu jo uncle bula rahe ho". He said sternly.

"Ohh sorry again... Mr. Kashyap" he was really scared now while naina was enjoying his sitution strying to stiffle her laugh and Ananya was giving him poor look.

"Main tumhara koi client nahi hu jo tum mujhr mere last name ke basis se bulaoge.. you are here to ask for my daughter's hand." He said seriously "call me Sir".

"Yess Sir!" He said in attention mode.

"You met in college?" Mr. Kashyap inquired.

"Yes Sir."

"Hmmm...good, So Rajveer, that's your name right?" Mr. Kashyap asked.

"Yes Sir" he said.

"You love my daughter"

"Yes Sir"

"You wants to marry her but want to get enggaged for now."

"Yes Sir."

"Tum sirf yes sir, yes sir hi karte rahoge ya uske alawa bhi kuch kahoge."

"Yes sir" then realising what he said "ahh sorry sir, i mean wo... Ap puchiye jo apko puchna hai mein har sawal ka jawab dunga apko"

"Thi hai to ye btao pehle kabhi shaadi hui hai tumhari?"

"Jee nahi" he said quuckly.

"Ananya se pehle kitni girlfriends reh chuki hai tumhari" Mr. Kashyap asked but Rajveer remained silent "kya hua jawab nahi hai tumhare pass".

"Nahi wo actually mein gin raha tha..." he said unconsciously.

"Kyaa" Mr. Kashyap was shocked.

"Nahi nahi nahi... Actually 12 thi nahi 14 nahi, 13 thi....shayad". He said being a bit unsure.

"Huh confused kahinka.....Shadi hui hai tumahari pehle kabhi?"

"Jee nahi sir"

"Isme to sure ho na ki yaha bhi koi confusion"

"Nahi nahi sir mereko pakka maloom hai meri pehle kabhi thodi si bhi shaadi nahi hui".

"Ye thodi si bhi ka kya matlab hai..?" Mr. Kashyap was confused.

"Wo hota hai na..shaadi hote hote ruk jati hai.... Jaise for example shaadi ke waqt vamp ake bolti hai na 'rukk jao ye shaadi nahi ho sakti hai' ya fir 'iss admi ka bacha mere pait me pal raha hai' waise wali thodi si shaadi" he said innocently.

Mr. Kashyap stared him then said "Ananya kaha se pakad ke layi tu isey".

"College ke piche wale jungle me se" replied naina abruptly.

"Mujhe aisa laga hi tha" he whispered to himself but they all heard him.

"Papaa..." Cried ananya.

"Sorry beta lekin tu hi dekh na kaisi kaisi batein kar raha hai ye" Mr. Kashyap said to ananya "ha to ye batao bacche huye tumhare?"

"Jeee meri to shadi hi nahi hui to fir bache kaise..??"

"Baccho ke liye shaadi ki zarurat kaha?" Said naina

"Naina kya bakwaas kar rahi hai" ananya said.

"Bakwas nahi bilkul thik keh rahi hai wo..." Talking to rajveer "Or jaisa tumhare bare me suna hai ho sakta hai koi baccha ho..!!"

"Jee nahi mera koi bacha nahi hai" he said getting offended.

"Thoda sa bhi nahi?" Mr. Kashyap asked.

"Thoda sa..? wo kaise hota hai?" He was confused.

"Waise hi jaise thodi si shaadi hoti hai" Mr. Kashyap said cunnigly.

"Nahi bilkul nahi meine aisa waisa kuch nahi kia hai... Infact.. mein to.. i mean ... I am still a vir... Virg... Virgin" he said blushingly.

Mr. Kashyap looked at him then at Ananya who was slighty embarrassed then he moved his gaze at Naina, she was giving Rajveer a hopeless look like saying 'iska kuch nahi ho sakta'.

"Now answer me quicky...rake it as a rapid fire...tell me...How long have you and my daughter been together?"

"1 year"

"Why have you chosen my daughter as your partner to marry?"

"Our likes dislikes and thinking are almost same..we understand eachother".

"What qualities of my daughter do you like?"

"Innocence and honesty"

"Where are you originally from?"

"Jaipur"

"Do you have a temper issue?"

"Ahh.."

"Where are you employed currently?"

"Well.." he was nervous couldn't answer him this fast as Mr. Kashyap was not giving hime any chance to speak. Op

"Do you have any outstanding debts? Do you have your own house to stay? Do you plan to have children in the future? Are your parents happy with this decision? How far have you gone with my daughter physically??"

"Papaaaa" ananya exclaimed embarrassed.

"Ananya tu chup reh beech mein mat bol." Said naina.

"But naina tu dekh rahi hai na papa kaise sawal puch rahe hai or Rajveer ko kuch bolne ka mauka bhi nahi de rahe hai" ananya tried to justify.

"Ananya mein jo kar raha hu tumhari bhalai ke liye kar raha hu...go to your room, tum yaha rahogi to mein kuch nahi puch paunga".

"But papa..." Ananya tried to interrupt.

"I said go to your room" he said strictlt.

"Fine.. ja rahi hu, pata nahi kya ho gaya hai apko aj." Saying this she left.

He looks at Rajveer who was looking a bit scared "to Mr. Ye btao meri beti ko chorni ke kya keemat loge?"

"Jee keemat??" He was confused.

"Ha keemat... 1 lakh, 2 lakh, 5 lakh, 10 lakh, 20 lakh bolo."  Asked Mr. Kashyap.

Rajveer was looking a bit startled with this thing then naina said to Mr. Kashyap in whisper "dadoo usko paiso ki koi kami nahi hai... He is a son of a bloody billionare."

"Aisa kya...to tu merko pehle kyu nahi boli."

"Mujhe kya pata tha ki aap 60's ke villian baap ki tarah sada hua, ghisa pita dialogue maroge" said naina.

"Ahem ahem..." Rajveer interrup.

"Itni hi khasi hai to dawa lo" said naina.

Rajveer ignored her "Sir hum bahar chalke baat kare..?"

"Bahar kyu yaha kyu nahi" naina said.

"Kuch zaroori baatein hai jo sabke samne nahi ho sakti". Said rajveer.

"Aisi kaunsi batein hai" she was confused.

"Men to men talk... You know tum nahi samjhogi" he said cunnigly "To sir chale?" He said to Mr. Kashyap while giving him a knowing smile.

"Haa chalo" he agreed because he wants to know what Rajveer wants to talk about so important. They stood up and went out. While leaving Rajveer turned his face to Naina and gave a evil smirk, alarming her.

"Saala ye aise hassa kyu? Kya chalu hai iske dimag mein?" She was tensed "mujhe kya dadoo hai na wo sab sambhal lenge" she shrugged "sambhal lenge na?" She was nervous.

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This is a chotu update...
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