In last Chapter I forgot to mention that Mona ka role hamari ek lauti Mona ( riemannianmanifold ) hi kar rahi hai.
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Kashyap Residence.
One day before engagement.

"Meine suna hai ki shaadi se pehle dulha apni saali ki koi na koi wish puri karta hai.... is it true Ananya?" Asked Mona while looking at Rajveer who was sitting on sofa in living room.

"Umm shayad... Mujhe kuch khas pata hai hai" said Ananya while selecting jwellery.

"Arey Mona Darling uss se kya puch rhi hai mujhse puch na, mereko sab pata hai" said Naina while munching an apple.

"To tu hi bata de aisa kuch hota hai"? Asked Mona.

"Jis tarah gharwali ki wishes puri ki jati hai usi tarah saali ke bhi ki jati hai, after all saali is adhi ghar wali... Kyu Rajveer tumhi ne mujhe ye kaha tha na ek din" naina asked Rajveer with glint in her eyes.

"Ha bilkul mein to waise bhi wishing pillar hu jo wish mangoge puri karunga.." he said sarcastically.

"Offo Rajveer chidh kyu rahe ho? Kitne pyaar se wo tumse kuch mang rahi hai or tum ho ki uspe hi badhak rahe ho" said Ananya.

"Bhadak kaha rahu hu yaar kal hamari engagement hai itna kaam pada hai or isey wish puri karwani hai" he reasoned.

"Kaunsa kaam hai? Sab kuch to ho gaya rings agyi, dresses select ho gayi, venue book ho gya, guests ko invite kar dia or caterers se bhi bat kar li ab kya..?" Ananya asked.

"Acha sab ho gya... Actually wo me thoda sa kal ko leke nervous tha it's a big day na so, that's why." He smiled sheepishly. "Sorry Mona faltu mein tumpe bhadak gaya."

"It's okay Ji-JA jeeee ab nervous hona genuine hai after all apke samne apka past , present and future jo baitha hai" she said in a double sense.

"Kyaa matlab"? Asked Ananya.

"Mera matlab hai ki tum Ananya tum iska past thi present ho or ab future bhi banne ja rahi ho so bechara nervous to hoga hi na." Mona said mischievously. "Or agar tum genuinely sorry ho to mujhe disc leke chalo na sath mein purane din yaad karke enjoy karenge" she winked at Rajveer secretly.

On which he choked water while drinking "...purane din". He asked nervously.

"Ha purane din hamare khoobsoorat suhane diwane pagalpan or josh se bhare wo purane din........" She said dreamily.

"Ye.. ye ..ye kya bak rahi ho tum haa... Kya bak bakwas laga rakhi hai aisa kuch nahi hai... anu tum iski baton mein mat ana ye ladki pagal hai... Ye Medical wale adhe pagal hote hai isse better to hum Humanities wale hote hai kam se kam purey pagal to hote hai." He said Nervously.

"Excuse me! What do you mean Medical wale adhe pagal hote hai, agar bhul gaye ho to bata du ki me bhi ek medical student hu" said Ananya getting offended.

"Bilkul Anu or purane din yaad karne me khrabi kya hai, hamare purane din the hi josh bhare kya meine kuch galat kaha" Mona asked sternly.

"Nahi..." Rajveer said with a little hesitation in voice.

"Yaad hai na hamare college days kitne mast the hum kitna maza karte the.... Ek saath" stressed on 'ek sath'. "Haina ANANYA".

"Yupe" replied Ananya with a smile.

"ANANYA... To tum Ananya ki baat kar rahi thi!!" He said shocked

"Haa ab Ananya mere batch ki thi to ofcource ussi ki bat karungi na dumbo... Kyu tumhe kya laga mein kiski baat kar rhi hu.... Tumhari?" she asked with a teasing smile.

"Mujhe to kuch or hi laga" he tried to hide his almost blunder.

"To chalo na sham ko disc chalte hai maza ayega" asked Mona.

"Nahi yar mujhe parlour jana hai" said Ananya.

"Tumhe parlour jane ki kya zrurat tum to waise hi kitni. Achi lagti ho" rajveer tried to stop her.

"Comon Rajveer don't be silly its my freaking engagement i need to look beautiful" Ananya reasoned him.

"Tum to chal rahi ho na Naina?" He asked almost pleadingly.

"Mujhe to sbse zyada zarurat hai parlour jane ki after all koi mujhe dayan kehta hai" naina taunted him.

"Arey mein to bas mazak mein bolta hu, you look gorgeous always" he tried to butter her.

"Don't be silly Rajveer it's my besties freaking engagement.. i need to look beautiful" she copied Ananya.

"Fir to tum bhi parlour jaogi kyu Mona after all it's your batch mate's FREAKING engagement and you need to look beautiful. "He mimicked both ananya and Naina.

"Of course not... I look beautiful always" then she said in a whispering tone "waise bhi kisi ne mujhse kaha tha ki, apne apko meri akhon mein dekho duniya ki sabse khubsoorat ladki ko dekh paogi." She made him remember  how he used to flirt with her in college days.

He cursed himself "whatever....ab koi nahi ja raha hai to hum bhi jake kya karenge let's cancel the plan" he tried to escape.

"No Rajveer don't... Waise bhi hume parlour me time lagega tab tak Bechari Mona bore ho jayegi tum dono jao or ghum ke aoo.. okay chal naina hum late ho rahe hai" said Ananya and left from there.

"All the best Mr. Shekhawat ab sambhalo apni Vishwa Mohini ko" saying this naina left giving him evil smirk.

"So chale Mr. Romeo purane din yaad karne wo josh masti or deewana pan firse taza karne" Mona said teasingly.

"Ha chalo chalo ab mein or kar bhi kya sakta hu mein to waise bhi tunde thakur ka role play kar raha hu, or meri wali item sab kuch dekh ke bhi Gandhaari bani hui hai or uske bhai ka role wo Female version Shakuni urf Naina kar rahi hai jo shadiyantra pe shadiyantra rach rahi hai or meri life ka dice game bana ke khel rahi hai" he said in almost crying tone.

"Don't worry Na gandhari banugi or nahi shakuni, agar tum tunde thakur ho to mein tumhara Ram laal hu tumhara pura khayal rakhungi... Main hu na janam. ". She said in a overly sugar coated voice.

"Tum ho....usi ka to darr hai" he murmured.

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Hudson Lane
VirZin Bulls club and lounge

"Kitni dhassu jagah hai na" Mona said checking out the club happily.

"Ha" said Rajveer engrossed in his phone.

"Yaha log bhi kitne mast hai".

"Ha" he said still looking in phone.

"Or environment bhi kitna romantic hai" she said chirpingly.

"Hmm" still not looking.

"Tum or main bhi sath hai, to romance ki bharmaar hai" she said dreamily.

"Ha" said without any consciousness.

"Me jo itni der se bakauti kar rahi hu tum nahi sun rahe na?" Asked narrowing her eyes at him.

"Ha" said without taking any interest.

"Tu gay haina?" She was annoyed.

"Ha......... ............ ......... ....." After some seconds " kyaaa... Kya bakwaas kar rahi ho?" He was offended.

"Or nahi to kya tumhare samne itni hot ladki khadi hai or tum ho ki iss tin ke dabbe (phone) mein ghuse pade ho" she complained.

"Hot ladki kaha hai" he pretended.

" Mein na tere ko shrap dedi hu ki Tu saale single hi marega... Nahi nahi single nahi wo to chota shrap hoga ... Ha tu na virgin marega" she cursed him.

"Yaar aise kyu bol rahi hu abhi tak to meri shaadi bhi nahi hui hai... First kiss bhi nahi mili hone wali biwi se" he pleaded.

"To rona kis baat ka mein hu na... Aoo tumhari ye hasrat puri karu" she said comming closer to him.

" jab mein tumhare piche bhagta tha to tum mujhe bhaga deti thi, ab koi fayeda nahi Kal meri sagai hai ye sab acha nahi lagta ab"

"Ha to sagai kal hai na ab bhi kuch ghante baki hai tum ho main hu khubsurat sama hai or raat bhi abhi jawan hai.... Chalo is jawani ki mauj mein dubki laga le" she winked at him.

"Nahi mujhe nahi dubki lagani... Mere ko tairna nahi ata."

"Koi baat nahi mujhe ata hai main sambhal lungi" she said seductively touching his chest.

"Yaar tum itna chipakti kyu ho... Sahi sahi bolo tumhari niyat kharab hai mujhpe."

"Hayee mere rassgulle tujhpe kiski niyaat na kharab ho... Tu hai hi aisi cheez, cut piece" she flirted.

"tere andar ki ye chichori sunny leone college days mein kaha thi jo ab baat baat pe prakat ho rahi hai, agar ye jalwe pehle dikhaye hote na to aj hamare 3-4 chunnu munnu hote?"

"Ye to tab bhi wahi thi bas tumne isey thik se jagaya nahi tha... Ab to ye puri tarah se jaag gayi hai tumhara deedar pakar... Or kya hua pehele jalwe nahi dikhaye to? Wo kehte hai na 'der aye durust aye' to chalo mauka hai dastoor bhi, maaro mauke pe chauka."

"Please mujhe koi chauka nahi marna warna Ananya ka to pata nahi wo to zara bhi nahi jalti, magar Naina ko kuch pata chala na to wo mere chakke zaroor chuda degi" he said getting a bit scared of what Naina will do.

"Fattoo, arey usey pata chalega kaise jab hum me se koi batayega hi nahi to"

"Koi bataye ya na bataye, magar mujhe meri izzat pyaar hai... main koi aisa waisa ladka thodi na hu..izzat daar ghar se hu or shaadi se pehle ye sab galat hota hai.." he said dramatically.

"Ha to mein kaunsi aisi waisi ladki hu...  or ye kaha ka rule hai ki shadi se pehle DANCE karna galat hai?" She asked cunningly diverted the topic.

"Dekho sabko pata hai ki shaadi se pehle dance kia... What Dance? Tum Dance ki baat kar rahi thi?"

"Ha Dance..... Kyu tumhe kya laga?" She asked acting innocent.

"Bano mat... Tum ache se janti ho ki mein kya samjha or ye double meaning ka game na mere sath mat khelo" he said knowing her perfetly.

"Mere boondi ke ladoo.. bura laga, ye double meaning ka game meine tumhi se to seekha hai, yaad hai na ya fir yaad dilau... Kaise tumne mujhe human anatomy.... ".

"Bas bas mata break maar, yaad hai mujhe, tab to tune ghas ni daali mujhe or ab jab wo ghas sukh ke bhoosa ban gayi hai to tu aag lagane agyi... Kyu Mona kyu why this kolaveri di?" He asked her in a crying tone.

"Kyunki jo hasratein kabhi soyi hui thi wo ab jaag gayi hai?" She said.

"To unhe firse sula de... Jab mein tere agey piche 'Mona my darling' karte karte agey piche ghumta tha tab to tune bhaww nahi dia ab kya fayeda"

"O gadhey, tu Mona my darling nahi Monica my darling karta tha galat naam leta tha.... Tharki salaa." She was annoyed remembering that.

"Acha tabhi sochu devi prakat kyu nahi hui ab jake malum hua ki mein to mantra hi galat maar raha tha" he realised his blooper "magar ab tum kaise prakat hui"?

"Ex ka Ex (Axe) kheech laya mujhe yaha tha".

"Matlab?"

"Tumhara perfume..... Ye sab choro na.... chalo karte hai ab". She asked getting impatient.

"Kk..kyaaa" he stammered.

"Wahi jo do ladka ladki mauka milne pe karte hai.... Ek sath " her voice getting low after every sentence "aisi hot and happening jagah pe... Dim light... Slow music" he was getting lost in her sexy voice "chalo kare.... DANCE".

His eyes jerked open "whaat.. again you..?"

"Kya again abhi bakauti band karo... It's time for action, come'on" she dragged him to dance floor she kept on getting close to him while he tried to resist getting flushed sometimes blushing with her advances, she kept on teasing him flirting with him, annoying him to death in short made his evening a pure hell.. she was no less than Naina, no wonder both the girls gelled up together too well, they are same..... Gone case. Finally after Lot's of effort from Rajveers side, he dropped her Kashyap residence.

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