Shit shit shit.. late ho gyi, agar Mother India ko pata chala ki I made her friend's son wait to hafte bhar tak meri jaan khati rahengi, ye ladki aisi hai ye ladki waisi hai.. bla bla bla..." She was ranting while coming out of office, then saw Anurag there about to leave
"Anurag..!" She called him.

"Naina" he stopped and looks at her dreamily.

"Thankgod tum mil gaye.. actually jab bhi mujhe tumhari zarurat joti jai tum kahi na kahi se tapak hi padte ho" she said happily

"Well Naina... Tum jab bhi mujhe dill se yaad karogi to mein ajaunga" he said smiling.

"Hayye.. you are so cute yaar" she said pinching his cheeks while he blushed "acha Anurag can you do me a favour... Aj mein car nahi layi and mujhe ek ladke se milna jo ki maa ke hisaab se mere liye perfect hai or agar mein time se nahi pahonchi or wo chala gaya to tum to mumma ko jante ho na she'll kill me with her rants... To kya tum pleaaaase mujhe Big Yellow Door tk chor doge." She asked him with big puppy eyes.

"Tum shaadi kar rahi ho.." he asked disheartened.

"Shaadi and me!! No ways.. " she said flipping her hairs back. "mujhe barbaad thodi na hona hai life is big yaar khao piyo aish karo.. fir kya pata kal ho na ho" she said in her typical Naina style.

"To fir ye ladka" he was confused.

"Ohh wo dekho dikhai and all... Arey yaar it's just a formality.. jaungi lekin usko darane naki shaadi ke liye patane" she said happily.

"Acha to ye baat hai... To fir chalo der kis baat" he starts his bike and she hoped on back seat clutching him from waist while he shivered with her touch and looks behind and she gives him a smile to which he blushed.

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Big Yellow Door
Hudson Lane

"Suno tum ab jao... Mein iss se nipat ke ghar chali jaungi tumko bhi late ho rahi hogi na" said Naina getting off the bike.

"No ways Naina.. it's late ghar kaise jaogi I'll wait jab tak tum free na ho jao".

"Anurag mujhe pata nahi kitni der lagegi or me koi choti bacchi thodi na hu.. apne aap ghar ja sakti hu".

"Magar naina..." He tried to convince her.

"Magar wagar kuch nahi.. Naina ne jo keh dia wo patthar ki lakeer hai, chalo ab niklo yaha se". She said and left for her so called dekho dikhai.

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Inside the cafe.

"Hi, You must be Ajay" said Naina to a guy sitting on chair.

"Yeahh.. and you Ms. Ahluwalia.. Right".

"Aap Ms. Ahluwalia se milne aye hai to ofcourse mein Ms. Ahluwalia hi houngi na" she sat in front of him while he was left a bit flustered.

"Arey abhi se sharmane ki zarurat nahi hai... Abhi to bahot kuch hona baki hai" she said mischievously.

"Jee.. apne kuch kaha?" He asked.

"Jee.. apne kuch suna?"

"Shayad" he murmured "aap kya lengi?" He asked out of obeisance.

"Aap kya denge" she again throw words at him this time in double meaning, he looks at her like she has said something in alien language. "Aise kya dekh rahe ho... Mein aisi hi hu, bold... Or mujhe ladke bhi ekdam kadak hi pasand hai" she said and winked at him while he gulped his saliva at her statement.

"Waiter ek Scotch on the rocks... ishh sorry mein to bhul hi gayi thi, ye to cafe hai na yaha alcohol nahi milta hai". She said innocently.

"Aap sharab peeti hai?" He was shocked.

"Haa mein peeti hai tumko koi problem.. mein bata rahi hu, mujhe raat ko kam se kam 3-4 peg lagane ke baad hi neend ati hai, or subha jab tak do chaar sutte na phoonk lu salaa ankh hi nahi khulti" she detailed her schedule to which he gulped hard.

"Ye apka roz ka hai.." he asked.

"Nai nai aisa roz thodi na hota hai" she said and he took a sigh of relief "saturday sunday to jamke bottle khulti hai jam pe jam chalakte hai.. khulli daru party... Hoti hai."

"Heyy bhagwaan ye kya bewadi palle padi hai" he thought in his mind.

"Kaha kho gaye.." asked naina.

"Huh... Kahi nahi, mein bas soch raha tha ke apke itne hi shauk hai ya or kuch bhi..?"

"You mean .. gambling," he looks at her with horrified expression "na na wo sab mein nahi karti, o ji wo to mujhe pasand hi nahi hai".

"Chalo madam ne kuch to chhoda" he mumbled.

"Lekin you know mujhe shart lagane ki badi hi adat hai, you know bets and all, aj tak ka record hai mera.. majal hai ki koi shart haar jau," she said proudly.

"Lagta hai apko kafi purani adat hai... Shart lagane ki"

"Ha purani to hai lekin bahot zyada nahi... Ye sari shart ki bimari Amar ki lagai hui hai".

"Amar.. kaun?"

"Arey sorry Amar ke bare me to bata bhul hi gayi... Amar mera 7th ex boyfriend". She said normally.

"7th...... Boyyfrieendd.... Exxx" he was shocked.

"Ha 7th boyfriend, or wo bhi sabse zyada lamba relationship mera uske sath hi tha.... Pure 3 mahine ka". She showed him three fingers.

"Ye sabse lamba hai.... To fir sbse chota kaunsa hai?" He was stunned.

"6 ghante..." She said making a face. "He was really a bad kisser".

He choked on his coffe at her audacity.

"Kya hua tum thik ho?" She asked.

"Yea I am totally fine.... I'll just be right back" he hurried left for fresh air.

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"Mummy mein ye shaadi nahi karunga" Ajay said on phone to her mother.

"Kyu? Kyu nahi karega shaadi? Kharabi hi kya hai iss rishte mein? Itne paise wale log hai, aise rishte roz roz nahi ate hai" she tried to make him understand.

"Arey mummy bat ko samjho ye ladki badi hi ajeeb hai... Cigarette aur sharaab to paani ki tarah pee jati hai, or ladke to aise badalti hai jaise kapde, mummy mujhse ye shaadi nahi hogi" he tried to revert back.

"Chup kar nalayak, khud to kisi kaam ka hai nahi upar se samne se laxmi khud chal kar aa rhi hai or tu mana kar raha hai" she scolds him "arey itne paise wale log hai croro ki jayedad hai or Naina unki ek lauti aulaad, sab kuch usi ko milega or or fir shaadi ke baad sab hamara.. are baithe bithaye crorepati ban jayege hum log" she lured him.

"Baat to apki thik hai shaadi ke baad Naina ki jayedad hamari hogi, lekin Maa Naina or uska lifestyle..?" He was still not fully satisfied.

"Arey to kya hua ek bar uski property hamare hath lag jaye fir tu apni pasand ki ladki se shaadi kar lene, tab tak jhel le isey mere laal"

"aap kehti ho to... Ker leta hu shaadi" he agreed.

"Ye hui na baat, mera pyaara beta.. chal ab phone rakh.. mujhe dahej ki list banani hai.."

"Okay Mummy byee" he cuts the call happily and left unaware of the pair of eyes who saw him having that whole conversation with his mother.
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"Mujhe aap pasand hai... Mein ye shaadi karne ko taiyar hu" he said

"Whaattt??" Naina was shocked, she thought he will reject her right away because of the stunt she pulled but what the hell was that how can he agree to marry her.

"Jee Naina... Hume apka bindas or bebaakpan bahot pasand aya bahot hi zinda dill hai app.. just like any other modern girl.. I really like you" he buttered her while Naina was speechless.

"And I will really kill you if you again took her name with that bloody mouth of yours" Naina and Ajay looks at the owner of the voice.

"Aap kaun, Apki tareef?" asked Ajay getting offended.

"Meri tareef.... News channels, news paper or police station mein mil jayegi, wo bhi bhar ke."

"Mein samjha nahi" said ajay.

"Samajhne ke liye dimag chahiye be, jo iss dabbe mein nahi ayegi" he said knocking his head with his index finger.

"Dekhiye ap zara tameez se baat kijiye.. or hai kaun aap?".

"Abe tameez ki batti bana or...!!" He completes his sentence by winking at him and Ajay was left startled "or rahi baat to mein hu Naina ka aahique, Premi, Lover.. or kisi ne meri item pe nazar bhi dali na to..." He showed him punch as if going to hit him while naina was enjoying the show and his other side which she never saw before.

Ajay was scared but still manage to say "dekhiye ab meri or Naina ki shaqdi hone wali hai iss sab ka koi matlab nahi hai".

"Ek ghuma ke kaantap pe dunga na to sara matlab samjh ajayega... Sale tu janta nahi hai, mein kaun hu..." He whipered in his ears "Dehli ke Don Rajan babu ka right hand" Ajay was left shivering with fear "Tune mere maal pe nazar dali hai, ab dekh mein tere kya haal karta hu" he was going to hit him when Naina stopped him.

"ANURAG let him go.... Rehne do isey ab ache se samajh agya hai tum kaun ho or mein kiski hu" said naina playing along with him.

"Chor du" he asked and she noded "chal janeman tere liye ye bhi sahi.. lekin yar tu mujhse rutha na kar, meri jaan nikal jati hai, acidity si feel hoti hai" he said with a puppy face.

"Arey mera nona babu, tumne mujhe Gun chalani nahi sikhai na isiliye me gussa ho gyi upar se tumne mujhe nazuk kaha" she puffed her cheeks with fake anger.

"Arey meri rasmalai jo tum kahogi mein wo karunga... Khush" she noded happily and started to leave when he stopped and looks at shocked and numb Ajay.

"Oye chotu khana wana kha ke jana... Bill is on me, thikke ja aish kar" saying this they left leaving him flabbergasted.

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He stopped his bike in front of her house "hahahaha... Oh God Anurag meine aj se pehle tumhari ye side nahi dekhi... Hahaha.. it was so fun" she was laughing while he was feeling blessed being the reason of her happiness.

"Tum kaho to mein hamesha tumhare liye aisa hi banke rahunga.."

"Tum jaise ho mujhe waise hi pasand ho, sweet, simple and shant.... Oh god you are just soo cute Anurag" she pulled his cheeks "and ya thankyou mujhe un lalchi logo se bachane ke liye.. agar tum uss ghochu ko uski maa se bat krte na sunte to mother India to mere kalyanam uss ke sath kisi bhi haal mein kar hi deti... You are my superhero.. my life saviour". She said normally.

"Sach..." She noded "to fir ye superhero hamesha thare sath rahega tumhara life saviour banke".

"Awww.... Agar tum chocolate hote na to tumhe kha jati.. you are too sweet" saying this she kissed him on cheek "Good Night" she left, and he kept looking at her trying to feel her lips on his cheek And lost in his dreamland.