She woke up late next day as it was Sunday and also she slept late, thinking about him... She came into the kitchen, feeling damn hungry, she also didn't ate last night because of him.

"Pops, what's in the breakfast" She sat on kitchen island, totally forgetting that he too is in the house living with them.

"Good Morning Love" He kissed her cheek from behind.

"Tummm.... What the fuck are you doing here, why the fuck did you kissed me.. NOOO... How dare you kiss me.. You fuckinggg... ". He hissed at her languages.

" Tch, tch, tch.... Too many F word.. Looks like you are quite fascinated with it... " He winked at her.

"Teri toh... Kya bakwaas laga rakhi hai... Mere ghar me kya kar rahe ho tummm" She screamed at him.

"Bhul gayi... Itni jaldi" He pretended to be shocked "acha chalo me yaad dila du... Mein apne hone wale sasural me kuch din rehne aya hu... Apni hone wali biwi ke sath".

" Kya kya kya.... " She asked him again, to confirm if what she heard was correct or not.

"You heard it right love".

" Kunsa sasural, kaisi biwi... Maan na maan mein tera mehman." She said sarcastically.

"Ye mera sasural, tum meri hone wali biwi... Or mein mehmaan nahi damad hu iss ghar ka or pati tumhara hone wala" He said with a big smile.

"Sapne dekh rahe ho?  Din me? Khuli akhon se..... Pagal ho gaye ho... Na ye tumhara sasural na tum mere pati... ".

"Chalo pati na sahi... Half Husband sahi after all hamari sagai hui hai.... Love" He said in loving way.

"Ye kya love love laga rakha hai... Mera naam Naina hai samjhe... Or ye Kya nonsense hai... Half husband?? Pagal wagal ho gaye ho kya.. " She asked.

"Pagal... Haan pagal to ho gaya hu... Tumhare ishq mein " He looks at her dreamily "or ye half husband/wife wala funda tumhe ne to sikhya tha yaad hai na... Karwachauth" He made her remember.

"Yaad hai... Bewakoof thi wo ladki...... baar baar uski yaad dilaane ki zarurat nahi.. Uske astitva ko mein dafan kar chuki hu... Kyunki wo ek emotional fool thi pyaar jaise useless emotion me fass gayi thi or dard me jee rahi thi... Usne pyaar kia Or badle me sirf zillat payi.... Maar diya apne andar ki uss Naina ko meine jiska kabhi dill kisi ke pyaar ko pane ko dhadakta tha... Maar diya usey Jiski zarurat kisi ko nahi thi... " She said painfully, he too looks in her eyes... Feelings her pain her misery caused by him. She left him there alone.

"Bahot takleef mein thi tum or aaj bhi ho.. Lekin wo naina aaj bhi zinda hai...  Bas kahi kho gayi hai..... Or ye mera vaada hai tumse usey mein fir se dhund ke launga... Dobara pyaar karna sikhaunga.... " He said to himself.

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She was watching TV and he was watching her from sitting afar. She was getting irritated with his constant gaze on her when he didn't stopped she finally spoke

"What's your problem... Aise chichoro ki trah kyu ghoore ja rahe ho... "

"Ghoor kaha raha hu... Me to apni hone wali biwi ko pyaar se nihaar raha hu" He said lovingly.

"Ye kya biwi biwi lag rakha hai.. Nahi hu me tumhari biwi Or na hi kbhi banungi.. Ye baat apne chote se dimag me bitha lo.... Samjhe. ".

"Jaanu... Kabhi to kisi ki biwi banoge.. Meri hi ban jao.. Ek dusre ko ache se jante hai.. Ek dusre se pyaar karte hai.. Already miya biwi ki tarah jhagadte hai,  To shaadi bhi to ek dusre se hi karenge na" He said.

"Pyaar my foot, jab pyaar tha tab to kadar nahi ki ab laat padi to piche ghoom rahe ho.. Ek bat kaan khol ke sun lo... Kisi bhi raah chalte se shaadi kar lungi.... Lekin tumse kbhi bhi nahi"

He got up from his place and pinned her to sofa  "Naina singh Ahluwalia, biwi to tum meri hi bnoge Or mere bacchon ko amma bhi........tumne mujhse 1 mahina manga tha na... Mein tumse 10 din mangta hu.... In 10 dino mein agar tumhe firse paa nahi liya to vaada karta hu........ Zindagi bhar apni shakal nahi dikhaunga. " He left her there sitting, speechless.
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She was pacing in her room "how dare he.. Mere hi ghar me, mujhe hi order karta hai... Samjhta kya hai apne aapko".

"Premi  aashiq awaara, Paagal majanuu deewanaa, Muhobbat ne ye naam hamako diye hain, Tumhein jo, pasand ho ajii farmaanaa, Dil jaana" He was singing loud in living room as if hearing her self talk.

"Badtmeez khinka.... Kaise galla faad ke chilla raha hai...." She cursed him "obe oo garibo ke Kumar Sanu ye mera ghar hai... Koi bhindi bazar nahi" She shouted.

"Besti...!" He said to himself "yaar mujhe kabhi kabhi aisa lagta ki ye Naveen ki bichdi hui behen hai... Dono ka ek hi kam hai.... Meri bhar bhar ke bezzati karna....bechara mein.... Shaadi ke baad pata nahi kya karegi ye mera" He said pitying on himself.

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Next day, She quickly got ready for work, she was having her breakfast when he also came.. She quickly ate her food and started to leave.

"Morning Baby...." He greeted her, but she ignored "pink suits you really well... Bilkul newly born Baby ki tarah lagti ho... Cute cute...jab tum blush karti ho na to tumhari skin bhi bilkul aisi ho jati hai....Acha hai." He tried to flirt.

She glared at him "aise mat dekho.... Aur zyada pyaar ho jayega" She averts her eyes and went in her room.. She came back after 10 minutes changing into other dress.

"Arey... Change kyu kiya" She ignored him and starts to leave for office. "Waise isme bhi badi hi hot lag rahi ho jaaneman" He shouted from behind.. She left calling him names and he laughed when he turned around he got startled.

Naina's father was staring him squinching his eyes, Rajveer tried to laugh but failed because the way he was strainght at him was making him nervous "mein bhi issi ghar me rehta hu...zara to lihaj rakh mera......or ha, zyada frank hone ki zarurat nahi hai.. Kal dekha meine tune kya kiya.. " He said making him remember about yesterday's incident when he kissed her cheek then how he pinned to the sofa.

He got embarrassed but later composed himself "Are to fir me usko pataunga kaise".

"Pata ne ke liye itne close ane ki zarurat nahi hai... Do feet ki duri pe raha kari".

" Ab ye kya baat hui.. " He protested "usko patana hai to pass to jana padega.. Usko purani batein yaad dilani padegi".

"Purani batein?  Matlab ye sab pehle bhi? "

"Are hum liv-in me rehte the usme sath baithke ludo thodi na khelte hai.....apne khud permission di thi... Bhul gaye"

"Mujhe yad hai... Or mujhe pta hai ki liv-in mein kya hota hai updated hu mein... Lekin tum dono ki situation alag thi tum dono to baat bhi...... " He panicked.

"Are chill sasurji chill.... Aisa kuch nahi hua tha hamare bich" He relaxed "sirf mere ghar ko chhod kar" He muttered slowly.

"Kyaa... "

"Kuch nhi nahi... Mujhe office jana hai.. Late ho rahi hai" He quickly left the place before he couldn't roast him more.

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In office

"Jaanu.... I.. I mean Miss Ahluwalia, meri coffee" He asks smiling.

"Akhein khol ke dekhiye....Apke desk par hi hai... SIR." She said gritting her teeth.

"Ohhh... Sorry dekha hi nahi... Wo kya hai na, tere chehre se nazar nahi hat ti... To coffee hum kya dekhe" He tried his lame effort at flirting while she was looking clearly pissed. "Hmm... Nice coffee. "

"Waise... Aaj shaam ko kya kar rahi ho... " He said in raunchy way... Looking at her from top to bottom.

"Kuch khaas nahi... Bas mere ghar me me ek licchad type ka admi zabardasti ghus aya hai... Usko jhelna hai" She said looking at him.

He laughed heartily "to mere paas ek idea hai.. Kyu na uss licchad admi ko ditch karke hum aj shaam dinner par chale" He suggested.

"Sorry SIR... Me professional logo ke sath apni personal life nahi share karti... So no dinner for me with YOU". She rejected.

"Ohh my bad.. But agar dinner professional ho to..? " He asked.

"If it's professional then I have no problem..."

"Okay then... Hum 7 baje niklenge... We have a dinner meeting at Dine In... Be ready,  you may leave now" He ordered, engrossing in files"

She came out "ye admi itna ajeeb kyu hai... Abhi dinner pe jana tha or ab professional work..? " She was confused at his behavior.