Last one by WhileABrokenTeen

"Poo!" You rolled your eye's at your girlfriend as she held up her poop emoji pillow that you had gotten her, which turned out to be a huge mistake. She loves that thing to much and now, most of her texts that she sends you (even sexy texts) have the poop emoji in them. You're honestly getting annoyed of that shit...

But, you love her... a lot... so you weren't gonna burn it... maybe accidentally throw it away or give it to Goodwill, but maybe, for now, you'll let her have her fun with it.