Chapter Nine. [Calculate Your Cruelty]
In the streets of Los Angeles, in front of an ice cream stand.
A white skinny man in a black and white zebra suit and crookedly wearing a zebra hat is talking to two hot women.
"Hey, dear beauties, do you know that you are so brazen that standing here eating ice cream is simply a violent thing!"
"What do you mean?" The two hot girls chuckled.
"I mean, you should take advantage of your proud beauty to be an actor or be a star, instead of standing on such a wide street for free appreciation ... Your beauty is valuable and there is The artistic content is a rare gift of God ... Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. If you look at my dress and my artistic temperament that naturally overflows, you will be able to guess what I am of......."
The two hot girls were a little dazed. "What on earth do you do?"
The white skinny man changed the business card from the brim of the hat very easily: "Look, this is my business card! I am an excellent film director, and often discover those potential beautiful women to be stars!"
The two hot girls were stunned by the thin man, looked at the business card, and little stars appeared wanting to be big stars in their eyes.
Slim man is proud of himself. He has tried all kinds of tricks. Anyone who doesn't want to be famous is just when he is proud. Suddenly, "Hi, Rabbit Bill!"
"Who? Who is calling me?" The white skinny man looked back, but a bearded man on a motorcycle.
The beard looked right, and was about to step forward to catch this guy. The rabbit Bill had run away like a rabbit.
Bearded Beard was not in a hurry to chase, but whistled his fingers in his mouth. Soon, the hustle and bustle of the motorcycle, a large group of speeding parties emerged from all directions, and chased out.
The reason why Bill is called a "rabbit" is not his fame. I've been on the road for so long, and I've been chased hundreds of times, which time I didn't escape by one's legs.
No one can catch my bunny Bill, no one!
This is Bill's mantra. He is also proud of his specialty.
No way, like him, who often owes debts and owes debts, he can't go on without special skills.
Bunny Bill ran out of milk and ran desperately, chased by a motorcycle behind him.
To deal with this kind of motorcycle riding, Bill has his own way, picking up alleys in the alleys, and occasionally overturning a few trash cans, he can dump the damn guy behind.
In the past, this method definitely worked, but today he is not a motorcycle, but a large group of motorcycles!
"Oh shit! God, why are these guys chasing themselves!" Bill was embarrassed like a wild dog who fled.
Run and run, run and run!
Bill overturned several fruit stalls, knocked over a dozen pedestrians, and jumped in the air from above the stroller ... playing acrobatic desperately to escape.
The unrelenting speeding party in the back, buzzing the motorcycle, like a group of hunting dogs with their belts untied, biting him hard.
Bill finally managed to breathe a hold of the wall, and looking back, the motorcycle copied from Sanbao again.
"Oh god!" There was no escape, and Bill had to dig into the alley next to him.
Grunting, grunting, Bill gasped, and finally couldn't hear the damn motorcycle.
"Damn guys, just want to catch me and dream about it!" Rabbit Bill muttered proudly, suddenly stepped on his feet, and fell to the ground in a very beautiful "dog eating shit" posture. .
Yi Feiyang bent his leg, leaned against the wall, retracted the newspaper in his hand, looked at the white skinny man who tripped on his own foot, and asked, "Sorry, tripped you!"
Bill grinned in pain and said, "Who are you raising, bitch ?!"
"Me, I'm the one who hired them to catch you!" Yi Feiyang shrugged.
At this time, they also chased after driving their beards. Because the alley was too narrow, I parked the motorcycle outside, and the beard began to stumble away: "Hey, man, people have already caught it. What about the remaining money ?!"
Yi Feiyang smiled, and politely searched out Bill's wallet, and took out the US dollars inside and threw it to Beard.
"Not enough!" Said the beard.
"Is that right?" Yi Feiyang started to take down Bill's poor ring, watch, and necklace on the neck, and handed it to the bearded man. "What about these? If not enough ..." Grab Bill's hair, and then Open his mouth and reveal a golden tooth inside, "You can pull this out!"
The beard and the guys were stunned. They had seen it cruelly, never seen such a cruel one.
Bill yelled, struggling, poor guy, didn't know what was being said.
Bearded beard has a rare "conscience found", "shit, forget it, I'm out of luck! Let's go!" Grunted, leading a group of younger brothers on a motorcycle whistling away.
The surroundings were finally quiet.
Yi Feiyang let go of a dead dog-like Bill, and Bill stuck out his tongue and gasped.
"Who are you ... what am I ... offending you ?!"
"Oh, you didn't offend me, you offended other people ... Did you know Camel? He asked me to greet you!"
Bunny Bill finally understood, "I don't have money ... God, kill me!"
Poppy! !! !!
Yi Feiyang politely smacked his face with the newspaper, "Stupid! Murder is illegal, how can I do it ... Secondly, I want to declare that I never thought you could pay back the money, you can say, I am here Help you, not come to catch you! "
Rabbit Bill froze. "What do you mean, I don't understand." A guy chasing himself like a dog said he wanted to help himself, who believed? !!
Yi Feiyang's lips flickered, "Believe it or not, anyway, now you have no way to go ..." Then said in a seductive tone, "You lack money, I also lack money, so we can work together to make a fortune. , When you repay the bill, I can also get what I want, how good you say! "
Bill shook his head. "I still don't quite understand."
"If you don't understand, just face it! If it makes you understand, how can I mix in the future!" Yi Feiyang said, "Well, to be practical, I heard you will make a movie, right?"
"Yes, what's wrong?" Bill warned, beware of the guy who had scavenged himself completely.
"I like movies," Yi Feiyang said with a smile, "so I want you to help me make a movie."
"But I ... I'm making sex ~ erotic films!"
"Ding Dong! All I want is a sex movie!" Yi Feiyang beat Bill's head with a newspaper. "And the better, the better!"
Bill didn't understand what the ghost of Yi Feiyang was doing. He only knew now that he could only take one step at a time.
"Come, let's go and see your studio, and then let my friend give you some advice ... Don't be grateful to me, we know each other is also a fate! Look at you, make yourself more embarrassed, alas, really distressing Yi Feiyang straightened Bill's collar.
Bill: "..."
This is too shameful, right? !!
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